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The goggles do nothing! The above work-in-progress rendering was sent in to us by Jamie in Japan, a videogame art director from Genius Sonority who empathized with my plight about Ryu's package, but noted that his friend also gave Zangief a sizable a third-muscle. He writes: "The penis problem still remains - Must be an artist thing." (Sidenote: Why penis why?!!!) Despite his horrifying trouser boulder, the unfinished rendering already shows promise -- it retains its anime style while showing off some next-gen polish. If Ryu's Street Fighter IV model is any warning of what's to come, we can't help but wonder if Capcom's upcoming Zangief model will have an even larger baked potato. Check out the artist's site for a few other video gamecharacters: http://ruiguerreiro.com
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"trouser boulder"
HAHAHAHA Im gonna use that reference from now on man. That shit is hilarious. And I heard somewhere Zangief was gay? and this was confirmed by capcom? am I delusional?
I can relate to the penis problem.
Damn...his junk is almost the size of his head.
Damn, that is some bulge-riffic action going on there
Yeah, definitely has to be an artist thing.
He crushes babies with that thing, Ive heard.
He will use his penis for a dirk diggler-esque special move.
AAAACK
teabag somebody with that herculean package and you'll knock 'im out cold
My problem is that it's totally unrealistic. Not the size but if you look at The big Z. He has veins bulging from everywhere and those tight wrestling underoo's would defiantly not hide his Meatsicles veins. So all I'm sayin is if your gonna do something like that go all the way.
@ MrJunko He's obviously gay who else would shave off all their body hair?
The spiningpiledriver can take out eyes with that thing.
Yes...that is a little scary...
I guess that puts to rest all of the steroid rumors. And no, Z-man is NOT gay...turns out Blanka is a chick.
haha, a little cushion for the spinning pile driver indeed!
It will be interesting to see how it will look with his dark phoenix of chest hair
WHY PENIS WHY?!
Somebody needs to make a song about Why Penis Why. Preferably modeled after Why Must I Cry. (Video added above)
That picture scares me.
That video makes me nauseous.
Is that a severed head in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
if capcom continues to model zangief in my likeness, i feel i am somewhat entitled to a small percentage of the back end.
PEENIIIIISS!!!!!!
The Labyrinth called, David Bowie wants his package back.
Ron workman on steroids.
Not really different from female fighting characters and their giant boobs I guess. It's just a step in the direction of fighting games = porn. Now female gamers have something to ogle.
Also, Reh Dogg ftw.
He's got BAAAAAAAALLS OF STEEEEL
Meh as long as the female characters are showing off the camel toe its all good.
@MrJunko
Nah you wish. Zangief rapes women and kills men.
I hear it once killed three Soviet bears with one swing.
Looks like Zangief will be the character of the year for the Bear gay subculture.
I could only watch about 15 seconds of that video.
Damn, what women would want that?
REH DOG! OMGLMAO!!!!!!!
WHY PENIS WHY??? WHY MUST I CRY?????
Big bulges are better than non existent hemhorroid muscles.
I guess he lost density in head to his penis, he looks like abobo for godsakes.
IT BURNS US
"Hey, this might be a good look for me."
OH MY DAYS! O_O'
Put some extra shorts on, like now! >_<
the penis is a lie.
wow..i had thought i've seen some pretty shitastic videos in my life.......until today....
I was told there would be punch and penis?
No thanks.
So it's some scary guy with hair like Mr T and a beard like a Jesus/Santa hybrid, muscley as all hell and has testicles the size of a whales head. (Fuck, the size of his OWN head near enough.)
What the Holy buttraping monkey fuck cheese stick wankstain OMGlocks in Hell?
Crack, anyone?
Damn that boys hidin' a baby.