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Zangief's balls brings all the girls to the yard photo

The goggles do nothing!

The above work-in-progress rendering was sent in to us by Jamie in Japan, a videogame art director from Genius Sonority who empathized with my plight about Ryu's package, but noted that his friend also gave Zangief a sizable a third-muscle.

He writes: "The penis problem still remains - Must be an artist thing." (Sidenote: Why penis why?!!!) 

Despite his horrifying trouser boulder, the unfinished rendering already shows promise -- it retains its anime style while showing off some next-gen polish. If Ryu's Street Fighter IV model is any warning of what's to come, we can't help but wonder if Capcom's upcoming Zangief model will have an even larger baked potato.

Check out the artist's site for a few other video gamecharacters: http://ruiguerreiro.com


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MrJunko's Avatar
MrJunko at 12/26/2007 10:32
"trouser boulder"

HAHAHAHA Im gonna use that reference from now on man. That shit is hilarious. And I heard somewhere Zangief was gay? and this was confirmed by capcom? am I delusional?
Dutch's Avatar
Dutch at 12/26/2007 10:34
I can relate to the penis problem.
Technophile's Avatar
Technophile at 12/26/2007 10:38
Damn...his junk is almost the size of his head.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 12/26/2007 10:41
Damn, that is some bulge-riffic action going on there
007's Avatar
007 at 12/26/2007 10:44
Yeah, definitely has to be an artist thing.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 12/26/2007 10:44
He crushes babies with that thing, Ive heard.
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 12/26/2007 10:47
He will use his penis for a dirk diggler-esque special move.
itemforty's Avatar
itemforty at 12/26/2007 10:51
AAAACK
gesetz's Avatar
gesetz at 12/26/2007 10:56
teabag somebody with that herculean package and you'll knock 'im out cold
Thornnn's Avatar
Thornnn at 12/26/2007 11:01
My problem is that it's totally unrealistic. Not the size but if you look at The big Z. He has veins bulging from everywhere and those tight wrestling underoo's would defiantly not hide his Meatsicles veins. So all I'm sayin is if your gonna do something like that go all the way.

@ MrJunko He's obviously gay who else would shave off all their body hair?
Teta's Avatar
Teta at 12/26/2007 11:03
The spiningpiledriver can take out eyes with that thing.
Virtualgirl's Avatar
Virtualgirl at 12/26/2007 11:06
Yes...that is a little scary...
c0dek's Avatar
c0dek at 12/26/2007 11:07
I guess that puts to rest all of the steroid rumors. And no, Z-man is NOT gay...turns out Blanka is a chick.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 12/26/2007 11:09
haha, a little cushion for the spinning pile driver indeed!

It will be interesting to see how it will look with his dark phoenix of chest hair
FrankHowley's Avatar
FrankHowley at 12/26/2007 11:10
WHY PENIS WHY?!
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 12/26/2007 11:16
Somebody needs to make a song about Why Penis Why. Preferably modeled after Why Must I Cry. (Video added above)
Justin Villasenor's Avatar
Justin Villasenor at 12/26/2007 11:22
That picture scares me.
TheStripe's Avatar
TheStripe at 12/26/2007 11:31
That video makes me nauseous.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 12/26/2007 11:42
Is that a severed head in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
galagabug 's Avatar
galagabug at 12/26/2007 11:44
if capcom continues to model zangief in my likeness, i feel i am somewhat entitled to a small percentage of the back end.
diversionmary's Avatar
diversionmary at 12/26/2007 11:51
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 12/26/2007 12:12
PEENIIIIISS!!!!!!
brosef's Avatar
brosef at 12/26/2007 12:15
The Labyrinth called, David Bowie wants his package back.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 12/26/2007 12:22
Ron workman on steroids.
grrza's Avatar
grrza at 12/26/2007 12:28
Not really different from female fighting characters and their giant boobs I guess. It's just a step in the direction of fighting games = porn. Now female gamers have something to ogle.

Also, Reh Dogg ftw.
JonDarkwood's Avatar
JonDarkwood at 12/26/2007 12:30
He's got BAAAAAAAALLS OF STEEEEL
crazywes's Avatar
crazywes at 12/26/2007 12:48
Meh as long as the female characters are showing off the camel toe its all good.
savagesaladin's Avatar
savagesaladin at 12/26/2007 12:49
@MrJunko

Nah you wish. Zangief rapes women and kills men.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 12/26/2007 12:53
I hear it once killed three Soviet bears with one swing.
0bshaky's Avatar
0bshaky at 12/26/2007 13:04
Looks like Zangief will be the character of the year for the Bear gay subculture.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 12/26/2007 13:31
I could only watch about 15 seconds of that video.
MasterMS's Avatar
MasterMS at 12/26/2007 16:36
Damn, what women would want that?
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 12/26/2007 16:41
REH DOG! OMGLMAO!!!!!!!

WHY PENIS WHY??? WHY MUST I CRY?????
HideousKojima's Avatar
HideousKojima at 12/26/2007 18:08
Big bulges are better than non existent hemhorroid muscles.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar
Kyousuke Nanbu at 12/26/2007 19:48
I guess he lost density in head to his penis, he looks like abobo for godsakes.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 12/26/2007 21:25
IT BURNS US
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar
Burnt Meatloaf at 12/27/2007 04:13
"Hey, this might be a good look for me."
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 12/27/2007 04:44
OH MY DAYS! O_O'

Put some extra shorts on, like now! >_<
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 12/27/2007 07:01
kaneka's Avatar
kaneka at 12/27/2007 09:51
wow..i had thought i've seen some pretty shitastic videos in my life.......until today....
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 12/27/2007 14:05
I was told there would be punch and penis?
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 12/28/2007 02:35
No thanks.
Bowshi's Avatar
Bowshi at 01/05/2008 03:24
So it's some scary guy with hair like Mr T and a beard like a Jesus/Santa hybrid, muscley as all hell and has testicles the size of a whales head. (Fuck, the size of his OWN head near enough.)
What the Holy buttraping monkey fuck cheese stick wankstain OMGlocks in Hell?
Crack, anyone?
Volomon's Avatar
Volomon at 05/14/2008 20:31
Damn that boys hidin' a baby.
aerialgroove's Avatar
aerialgroove at 06/16/2009 12:29
Zangief is not gay, it was never confirmed by Capcom. It's a mistranslation/misinterpretation of texts from the SF Fan Book and the SFII Dash Special by Gamest. I showed it to Japanese and they couldn't find anything gay in the texts. The rumour was started by the fan made plot guide and then spread all across Web 2.0.
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