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Zangief's balls brings all the girls to the yard photo

The goggles do nothing!

The above work-in-progress rendering was sent in to us by Jamie in Japan, a videogame art director from Genius Sonority who empathized with my plight about Ryu's package, but noted that his friend also gave Zangief a sizable a third-muscle.

He writes: "The penis problem still remains - Must be an artist thing." (Sidenote: Why penis why?!!!) 

Despite his horrifying trouser boulder, the unfinished rendering already shows promise -- it retains its anime style while showing off some next-gen polish. If Ryu's Street Fighter IV model is any warning of what's to come, we can't help but wonder if Capcom's upcoming Zangief model will have an even larger baked potato.

Check out the artist's site for a few other video gamecharacters: http://ruiguerreiro.com


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MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:32
MrJunko
"trouser boulder"

HAHAHAHA Im gonna use that reference from now on man. That shit is hilarious. And I heard somewhere Zangief was gay? and this was confirmed by capcom? am I delusional?
Dutch's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:34
Dutch
I can relate to the penis problem.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:38
Technophile
Damn...his junk is almost the size of his head.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:41
king3vbo
Damn, that is some bulge-riffic action going on there
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:44
007
Yeah, definitely has to be an artist thing.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:44
Snaileb
He crushes babies with that thing, Ive heard.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:47
Holyetheline
He will use his penis for a dirk diggler-esque special move.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:51
itemforty
AAAACK
gesetz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 10:56
gesetz
teabag somebody with that herculean package and you'll knock 'im out cold
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:01
Thornnn
My problem is that it's totally unrealistic. Not the size but if you look at The big Z. He has veins bulging from everywhere and those tight wrestling underoo's would defiantly not hide his Meatsicles veins. So all I'm sayin is if your gonna do something like that go all the way.

@ MrJunko He's obviously gay who else would shave off all their body hair?
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:03
Teta
The spiningpiledriver can take out eyes with that thing.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:06
Virtualgirl
Yes...that is a little scary...
c0dek's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:07
c0dek
I guess that puts to rest all of the steroid rumors. And no, Z-man is NOT gay...turns out Blanka is a chick.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:09
Niero
haha, a little cushion for the spinning pile driver indeed!

It will be interesting to see how it will look with his dark phoenix of chest hair
FrankHowley's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:10
FrankHowley
WHY PENIS WHY?!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:16
Niero
Somebody needs to make a song about Why Penis Why. Preferably modeled after Why Must I Cry. (Video added above)
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:22
Justin Villasenor
That picture scares me.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:31
TheStripe
That video makes me nauseous.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:42
RICHARD BLOCKER
Is that a severed head in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:44
galagabug
if capcom continues to model zangief in my likeness, i feel i am somewhat entitled to a small percentage of the back end.
diversionmary's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 11:51
diversionmary
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 12:12
atheistium
PEENIIIIISS!!!!!!
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 12:15
brosef
The Labyrinth called, David Bowie wants his package back.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 12:22
Cheeburga
Ron workman on steroids.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 12:28
grrza
Not really different from female fighting characters and their giant boobs I guess. It's just a step in the direction of fighting games = porn. Now female gamers have something to ogle.

Also, Reh Dogg ftw.
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 12:30
JonDarkwood
He's got BAAAAAAAALLS OF STEEEEL
crazywes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 12:48
crazywes
Meh as long as the female characters are showing off the camel toe its all good.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 12:49
savagesaladin
@MrJunko

Nah you wish. Zangief rapes women and kills men.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 12:53
MechaMonkey
I hear it once killed three Soviet bears with one swing.
0bshaky's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 13:04
0bshaky
Looks like Zangief will be the character of the year for the Bear gay subculture.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 13:31
Sharpless
I could only watch about 15 seconds of that video.
MasterMS's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 16:36
MasterMS
Damn, what women would want that?
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 16:41
Joe Burling
REH DOG! OMGLMAO!!!!!!!

WHY PENIS WHY??? WHY MUST I CRY?????
HideousKojima's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 18:08
HideousKojima
Big bulges are better than non existent hemhorroid muscles.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 19:48
Kyousuke Nanbu
I guess he lost density in head to his penis, he looks like abobo for godsakes.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/26/2007 21:25
Necros
IT BURNS US
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2007 04:13
Burnt Meatloaf
"Hey, this might be a good look for me."
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2007 04:44
Batthink
OH MY DAYS! O_O'

Put some extra shorts on, like now! >_<
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2007 07:01
AgentMOO
kaneka's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2007 09:51
kaneka
wow..i had thought i've seen some pretty shitastic videos in my life.......until today....
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2007 14:05
Mxyzptlk
I was told there would be punch and penis?
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2007 02:35
Fading Star
No thanks.
Bowshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2008 03:24
Bowshi
So it's some scary guy with hair like Mr T and a beard like a Jesus/Santa hybrid, muscley as all hell and has testicles the size of a whales head. (Fuck, the size of his OWN head near enough.)
What the Holy buttraping monkey fuck cheese stick wankstain OMGlocks in Hell?
Crack, anyone?
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/14/2008 20:31
Volomon
Damn that boys hidin' a baby.
aerialgroove's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/16/2009 12:29
aerialgroove
Zangief is not gay, it was never confirmed by Capcom. It's a mistranslation/misinterpretation of texts from the SF Fan Book and the SFII Dash Special by Gamest. I showed it to Japanese and they couldn't find anything gay in the texts. The rumour was started by the fan made plot guide and then spread all across Web 2.0.
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