On top of the main storyline and co-op play in Saints Row: The Third comes a third game mode called "Whored Mode." Yes, you read that right. Whored Mode shares the same basic concept as any other Horde mode where you and a buddy will go up against wave-after-wave of enemies.
Each wave is very specific and unique from the last, with the first wave seeing you facing off against, what else, dozens of whores. Don't worry, it's not just whores you'll be fighting against.
Once each wave is taken out, you're taken to a stat page that shows your progress and gives you a few seconds to rest before the next wave. You're then placed into the map again and wave two sees you fighting question marks. No, I mean, like actually questions marks that are floating in the air. And they're wielding machine guns. Yeah.
Wave three sees you in a tank taking on a bunch of naked Brutes. Wave four has you using the giant purple dildo against a bunch of gimps that are also using giant purple dildos. Wave five has you up against angels with sniper rifles.
It basically just gets weirder and weirder. Later waves saw me up against whores on rollerblades, giant and mini soda can mascots, zombies, giant hoes and so on. Each wave also had me using a different weapon or vehicle to take on the waves.
If your partner is taken down in a wave, you have about 30 seconds to go and rescue them by picking them back up. If both players die, you'll simply restart the wave. It was a nice surprise as I was expecting I'd have to start all the way from the first wave like any other Horde based game.
So yeah, that's basically Saints Row: The Third's Whored Mode. Videogames sure are great, aren't they?
|11:00 AM on 09.08.2012|
HAWP: Rip Van Ashley wants to play Saints Row: The Third
The latest episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? premiered at PAX last week before being uploaded to GameTrailers. I held off posting it until now out of anger and resentment from not being able to attend the show. It definit...more
|3:15 PM on 07.23.2012|
Storm's Adventure with Saints Row: The Third
Finally catching up with most of the holiday 2011 titles that I cared about, Saints Row: The Third comes into my life to brighten my day. It isn't as colorful as Saints Row 2...or as crazy...or as funny...or as expansive...or as good.........but trust me, it's a must play! Also, you're tearing me apart, Lisa!more
|1:30 PM on 06.01.2012|
Steam's weekend deal is Saints Row: The Third
Praise be to the Discount Gods! If you've wanted to check out Saints Row: The Third and have been waiting for a price drop, now is your chance: it's currently going for $16.99 on Steam. The Season Pass is also discounte...more
|7:00 PM on 05.22.2012|
Saints Row: The Third adds some Penthouse Pets
For some reason, THQ is still pumping out Saints Row: The Third downloadable content. This time, the DLC will add Penthouse Pets Nikki Benz, Justine Joli, Ryan Keely, and Heather Vandeven. The Pets will join your gang and ca...more
|2:30 PM on 05.03.2012|
Saints Row: The Third - Enter The Dominatrix announced
It turns out THQ really wasn't trying to fool you when it announced Enter The Dominatrix on April 1st, 2012 -- sh*t just got real! Coming this fall, the standalone expansion Saints Row: The Third - Enter the Dominatrix will b...more
|8:30 PM on 02.17.2012|
Saints Row: The Third gets 'Gangstas in Space' next week
The next downloadable content pack for Saints Row: The Third may very well be the first one I end up grabbing. "Gangstas in Space" is coming to all platforms this Tuesday for $6.99 (or free, if you happen to have a Season Pas...more
|2:45 PM on 02.03.2012|
This is exactly how you're supposed to play Saints Row 3
Egoraptor just pooped out a new animation based on Saints Row: The Third. It's a lot shorter than his more recent vids, clocking in at a mere 11 seconds. However, you'll probably agree that he successfully managed to condense the key highlights of the game in such a small span of time. Saints Row 3 Has A Lot of Outfits [YouTube]more
|9:20 AM on 01.25.2012|
THQ stops publishing kiddy games as SR3 ships 3.8 million
THQ has revealed that it plans to drop out of the licensed kid game market entirely, refocusing its efforts on so-called "core" games such as Saints Row: The Third. This news came at an investor meeting, where it was also ann...more
|7:30 PM on 01.17.2012|
GenkiBowl VII has begun!
The first DLC for Saints Row: The Third has been released and this trailer was released with the express purpose of encouraging you to purchase the addition. GenkiBowl VII brings all new missions centered around the mad...more
|1:30 PM on 01.16.2012|
The best: Team Fortress 2 masks in Saints Row: The Third
I had completely forgotten that Volition planned to mash Team Fortress 2 up with Saints Row: The Third. Even if I had remembered, this still would've been a terrific surprise. Just look at the Heavy's hilariously creepy face!...more
|3:00 AM on 05.22.2013|
Vote on Black Ops 2's new Personalization Packs
Two new Personalization Packs will be released for Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 on May 29, and starting this Thursday you'll be able to vote on which packs make the cut, Activision's Dan Amrich announced. Voting will take p...more
|7:00 PM on 05.21.2013|
Create your own pagan event for Crusader Kings II
The pagans are almost upon us as Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods gets closer to release. To mark the upcoming launch of this expansion, Paradox Interactive is offering folks the chance to create their own event, which will a...more
|8:30 AM on 05.21.2013|
Don't panic! Resident Evil Revelations has weeks of DLC
I know you're all worried to the point of a nervous breakdown over whether or not the recently released console version of Resident Evil Revelations will have lots of downloadable content. You may now put your terrors to bed,...more