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So sorry for the delay Internet minions! Technical difficulties on my end are to blame. Anyway, big thanks to CannibalCalvin for having no life and sending me a ton of tips each week. Not only that, he went ahead and put the awesome gif above into a YTMND.

Some really good ones this week, which one had you ROLFBBQing?

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Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:05
Namelessted
damn you CTZ. You have just done what I have wanted to do for months. Unleash the firemelon to the whole world on frontpage. I LOVE IT.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:10
DJDuffy
haha that's golden...nice work, CannibalCalvin
Jester's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:13
Jester
I could watch that robot destroy all day.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:18
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Ted: You have no idea how long I've been wanting to use it either. Also, just to clarify, Calvin didn't make the gif. So whoever did, speak up! I want to credit the proper person.
deadpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:26
deadpixel
Somebody please add clown shoes to that firelemon gif!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:29
Snaileb
Too much win today..
robotplague's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:36
robotplague
The Jesus one was pretty sweet.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:41
Namelessted
CTZ, i seriously love you. I don't think most of these people know the whole story behind firemelon
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:46
Snaileb
firemelon on the main page is making my internet break.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:50
Joe Burling
I was bored at work. Dedicated to Atheistium...

ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 15:58
ArrestedDeveloper
I want to play the Jesus RPG
Scape's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 16:27
Scape
Isn't that Workman or something? I remember that this clip even made it to TV.
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 16:28
CannibalCalvin
Ron knows who made the gif, it was one of the guys from EG. He made it before he know the story, which is even more hilarious.
Netik09's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 17:04
Netik09
I wonder what level Jesus is at?
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 17:23
infinity
god bless the creator of that dtoid gif--exploding melon is one of my favorite youtube vids of all time.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 19:07
Aaron Mxy Yost
I haven't watched any of the others stuff yet, but the mystery man who made that gif is the winrar.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 21:39
Tino
Man I love the Dog Ending in silent hill.
David Houghton 's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 21:48
David Houghton
Bloody hell, the old Super Mario Bros. Closer remix! I used to go to a club that played that all the time a few years ago.

grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 00:28
grrza
That SMB/NIN mashup confuses my brain so much.
tehdopefish's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 00:32
tehdopefish
from what i heard, the firemelon guy IS ron workman?
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 11:47
BritiniMartini
Love that gif.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/02/2007 12:21
Faith
Funniest moment in Dtoid history - Ron setting himself on fire in a redneck moment.
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