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YTMND Thursday: Jesus vs Xbox 360, FIGHT! photo

Sorry loyal YTMND lovers, I had to cut YTMND Thursday short this week. The year is nearing to a close and it's time for me to go through every single YTMND Thursday I have ever done this year and do the annual YTMND best of. YTMND Thursday will be taking a break next week as I compile a list of the top 50. The following week, I will post the top 50 and from there, I will knock the list down to the top 10 and pick the best YTMND of the year. I'm going to lose so much sleep!

Until then, enjoy these few YTMNDs and remember, Raptor Golden Girls are watching over your souls. 

Random Man Now Dog: Raptor Golden Girls.







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imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:37
imbeta
Dude... you forgot this deucy? (Merry X-Mas from Microsoft!)
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:37
DeusPayne
#8.... wtf.... this man has issues. 360 wins on all counts.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:41
Excel-2011
Hey, screw you. I like Golden Girls.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:42
Clockwork
DeusPayne I was just gonna say the same thing. This dude got way carried away with #8.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:48
brosef
"Can the Xbox 360 survive having rusty nails driven through it?"
Um, it can't survive existing on its own. Red Nails of Death?[/failed joke]

"shim sham their tallywhacker"
BWAHAHAHA
Frank Fontaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:48
Frank Fontaine
You and your precious YTMND's... they will be destroyed!

"Can the Xbox 360 lead the people into Armageddon and cover the Earth in burn't flesh and blood"?

Good find there, Hamster Dancester.
Ratcliff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 20:53
Ratcliff
Do the faithful followers of the xbox360 molest little boys?
Oops, looks like the xbox wins!
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:01
kawitchate
can the 360 fly? no... and i don't think Jesus can either. that's Superman you're thinking of.
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:05
PrinceofCannedPeaches
Questions 1-10:
I... I think it can.
imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:05
imbeta


ROTFLMAO - #8 is AWESOME

But just at #3 it's ALREADY ridiculous!!!

#7 - Huh?!!! Whaa...?

#9 - WTF?!

"Dump Him Off"?! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
cielo mist's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:14
cielo mist
shim sham their tallywhacker haha but im pretty sure it can do all that and if it cant Microsoft will just make able to do that
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:20
MrSadistic
My Xbox 360 may not be able to turn water into wine, but it sure can offer me some sweet alien lesbian sex.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:25
Red TheHaze Veron
When Jesus died, he came back in 3 days. When your 360 dies, your coffin arrives in around a week, gets processed at the repair center in 3-6 weeks, and comes back to you in 2 more weeks only to die on you again.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:29
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Redzie: ROFL!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:29
ArrestedDeveloper
I would totally have sex with Velociraptor Blanche
nagolttam's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:39
nagolttam
The first video had excellent music.
SuperDave's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:44
SuperDave
Can't...close...out...the....velociraptors..song....toooo addictive....

Side note: make sure to watch Ratcliff's avatar while the song plays. Go little pirate, go.
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:47
Chaosye
Psh. The Golden Raptors ain't got nothing on Family Raptors or The Fresh Prince of Raptair.
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 21:47
Chaosye
Psh. The Golden Raptors ain't got nothing on Family Raptors or The Fresh Prince of Raptair.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 22:11
kwaselow
360 V Jesus = GREATEST THING EVER!
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 22:23
Macca
But can Jesus play DivX files? I think not.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 22:28
s0lesurviv0r
That minister is a bit obsessed with the masturbation, isn't he.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 22:30
Darren Nakamura
The raptor Golden Girls made me laugh. "From the fences to the other end of the compound." I don't know why, but splicing together audio clips of two things that don't really match is always funny to me.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2007 23:13
GuitarAtomik
O man. Tell me that 360 vs Jesus thing was fake. His description of Jesus watching you masturbate was beyond epic.
Super Cool Guest from the Future's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 00:23
Super Cool Guest from the Future
@Ratcliff
You're thinking of priests.

And I'm off to shimsham their tallywacker.
Lord_Satorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 00:50
Lord_Satorious
Yes GuitarAtomik, Jesus vs. Xbox 360 is fake. Here's a link to the site with the bit the YTMND borrowed. Just look at the site, it's totally parody.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
CRA's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:13
CRA
Yeah, would have been better if it was real, but I can guarantee you won't hear a baptist minister even say masturbate because even mentioning it would be "vile", much less go on like that.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 01:31
Fading Star
"Until then, enjoy these few YTMNDs and remember, Raptor Golden Girls are watching over your souls. "

Isn't that redundant? Lol.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 07:34
foxhound009
I think it can do the 10-nth thing.. you know the blody massacre...
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 08:38
Holyetheline
lol that merry christmas from xbox one is great.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 11:11
Hitogoroshi
360>Your imaginary friend Jesus
Diomeneus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2007 12:26
Diomeneus
alright I missed it by a day but sue me. Where the hell can I get the music from #1!! I must haves its!
realretro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2007 14:43
realretro
what music is that in the first video and where can i get it?
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