you turd, give me halo 3!!!

God I can't stand waiting for this game anymore. Getting Halo 3 Beta, that's great, but seriously, I want to be able to max out my stats and cause massive damage in the city.

I want this freakin' game!

Jesus tits I want this game now! Ahhhhhh

God your worse then Bungie... screenshots! We demand Screenshots!!!

Stop being a cocktease.

I'm always a cocktease.

fuck you and yo' crackdown/halo 3 beta

damn you summa, you and your 13 crackdown acheivements

damn you summa, you and your 13 crackdown acheivements

Yeah, I don't know why, but it feels so much more rewarding when i get an achievement in that game. It's like a sweet surprise.

Blood rushes to the penis

Can we get video? Please? How about video of you downloading it? Anything?

sorry bout the double post, i got logged out somehow o_O

You can't download it yet. Notice the "check back later" message.

so i wonder how they are going to dish the demo out. Do all versions of Crackdown have the download menu? From what i understand there is a limited number of beta spots from Crackdown. Maybe it will be the first people to dl it.

If so, then that sucks since it comes out later in Japan and Europe.

AAAAAH! If you cant download it why did you even mention it? GAH!

I'm starting to notice a connection between Crackdown and Niero's hard ons.

"Maybe it will be the first people to dl it."
microsofts servers would blow up in flames

I can imagine Summa giving real-time updates about him downloading the demo just to prolong the agony of everyone else having to wait for it.

don't you dare summa

So... How are they going to handle rentals? Halo fanboys will prob. think they can rent it and download the beta, no one has talked about this.

HA! HTHL skillz muthafuker! Do you have em?

Fuck! HTML... well Im a dumbass...

I believe thats what we call a LoL.

looks like the forum is down

ORLY?

phpBB : Critical Error

Error doing DB query userdata row fetch

DEBUG MODE

SQL Error : 145 Table './destructoid/phpbb_sessions_keys' is marked as crashed and should be repaired

SELECT u.* FROM phpbb_users u, phpbb_sessions_keys k WHERE u.user_id = 30 AND u.user_active = 1 AND k.user_id = u.user_id AND k.key_id = '3fa1591c0a654e35064c423be5ef3ce7'

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File : sessions.php





thats what i get when i try to view the forum

Thank you for posting the error message that can be found on the forum page. It clearly proves the forum is down, as we were unable to check it ourselves.

sure thing calvin. glad i could help the site run more smoothly.

dick

boy youre special...get that on 4chan or something?

if you wanna be a fuck cause i relayed some information, so be it.

yeah, forums are borked. We brought on some new web servers today and we're working on it -- sorry about that guys!

thanks for the heads up

summa did you cream yourself the first time your played the real game?

they probably feel more rewarding to get, becuase instead of forcing yourself to play to get the acheivement(seriously...(in gears) you're just playing the game and the acheivemnts sound fun to get

I'm just not aware of the achievements, so when I just do something in the game and it says I got one, it kinda feels cool.

The game is the shitnizzle.

so i go to my local ebgames yesterday to pre-order crackdown and i was welcomed by a sign that read "closed for renovation feb 2 - feb 21"
now im gonna have to go all the way to the other end of ottawa to pre-order it, im gonna have to ride the bus like a chump

how do u know if which crackdown gets the ability to download halo 3 beta? on the site, it says that only specific copies will be recieving it..but..yeah..just wondering..so if someone can get back to me with that answer that would be awesome!

maybe itll say something on the cover or something o_O

Have any of you guys found a neon-sign that says "Boners"? Cause I did and I took a pic of it.

I've noticed a shitton of little jokes in the city. I've also noticed there is a lot of adult gentlemen's clubs, or at least advertising for them, in this city.

It's a town of whores!

A town of whores you say? I'll have to investigate this further.

WITH A FIST FULL OF ONE DOLLAR BILLS!

@SempraFi

GameFly has this on their site when you look at Crackdown.

"Note: The Halo 3 Beta is included on the Crackdown disc, but will not be unlocked until Microsoft activates the Beta via Xbox Live (date unknown). Once unlocked, you must have the Crackdown disc to play the Beta, and it will be available for a limited time only."

so by the sounds of that, i think i might be able to rent it and possibly get the halo 3 beta cause it is on the disc. thats what i plan on doing. if it doesnt happen, oh well. idc about the halo 3 beta that much, im no fanboy (hated halo2). i will rent a game for it and even buy the game at a discounted price if it is good (i never pay $60), but i will not pay any price if the game sucks just so i can play the beta.

crackdown is fun and all but i bet peple would buy it just for the beta

I'm foaming in my pants :D

about halo 3?

www.ilovebees.com is back up, which oddly was down since the launch of halo 2? a conneccciooon??

i know what your thinking, im god.

Halo 3 Beta download will be the end of Xbox Live. Server crash FTW.

Lol look at the icon in the right-sidebar.