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Over on the official Web site for Rez HD, they're giving you a chance to win a free copy of Rez for XBLA. After a short registration and survey form, you'll be entered into a raffle to get a copy of the game.

The asshole in me wanted to not tell any of you about this so I had a better shot at it myself. But I quickly overcame that feeling by remembering just how awesome this community is. And don't forget kids, Rez HD will utilize four Xbox 360 controllers at the same time to simulate the usually vibration function the game is associated with! I may get this game just for the fact that it would make masturbation SO much easier! 

[Via Vitamin Awesome's C-Blog

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topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 17:54
topgeargorilla
who is cortana?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 17:54
Bob Muir
Heh, I was gonna write a cblog about this, but the asshole/lazy-guy in me did win out, so I just registered myself.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 17:55
Guagloves
Using 4 controllers as a trance vibrator sounds like it would blow my mind. seriously.
Pyramid Head's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 17:57
Pyramid Head
Bet this is the free free XBLA game Microsoft promised us.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 17:58
Darren Nakamura
Thanks for the heads up. I'm there.
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 17:59
Sam Spectre
I wonder what Rez would be like on Acid?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 18:05
Holyetheline
Is Rez out yet?
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 18:16
TheBrain
I've never won anything like this. I'm about due.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 18:17
kawitchate
aw man, front page?!? i's nevar gonna win now!!!
Pacman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 18:18
Pacman
sounds like a pretty sweet deal. I missed out on Rez for a number of reasons, so I'll most likely check it out on XBLA
ankjevel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 18:25
ankjevel
who is cortona?
Polish Hill's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 18:45
Polish Hill
Cortana

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/76/Cortana_h3.png/250px-Cortana_h3.png
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 18:48
Boolean
oh CortAna. I was thinking 'Who the fuck is Cortona?"
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 18:50
GrayFox
ARCTIC ADVENTURE. I had these NES cartridges when I was a kid that were pretty much the equivalent of modern day roms. One was called "75 in 1" and one was called "256 in 1". They had tons of great games on them, including Twin-Bee, Gradius, Pooyan, Arctic Adventure, and a million other bizarre asian NES games. Had some great times with that beauty.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 19:02
Hamza CTZ Aziz
whoops! Misspelled Cortana's name. Sorry about that! If it makes you feel any better, I came across some rule 34 images of cortana that have horrified me now thanks to this mix up!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 19:06
Brian Szabelski
Dammit, Hamza, how will I win now?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 19:06
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Also, the 360 controllers are those log cabin toys. They interconnect easily and are grooved perfectly for penises.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 19:56
ScottyG
That's exactly what I said awhile ago Hamza! You just make a sammich with them and stick your bits inbetween!

Also, just because I had to see for myself, agreement on the Cortana images. It wasn't a complete loss though. :p
GrayFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 20:01
GrayFox
Wow, I completely posted that in the wrong thread, my bad. But hey, Rez, nice. For free? Cool.
Lord The Night Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 20:19
Lord The Night Knight
Although $10 retail is STILL a bargain, considering the secondary market for the PS2 game.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 20:43
MissHinasaki
"Just make a sammich out of the controllers with your bits in the middle and you're set!"

Sorry. That will forever haunt me...
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 21:11
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Oh you know you love it MissHinasaki ;P
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 22:11
MissHinasaki
Yea. I'm just gonna go out and buy me a Trance Vibrator instead. ^_^
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2008 22:15
tsunamikitsune


Feels like I made a sammich out of the controllers and put my bits in middle!

Bits in the middle!

BITS IN THE MIDDLE!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2008 02:46
atheistium
oh dang, do want.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2008 09:22
Fading Star
Thank you for telling us, Hamza.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2008 13:01
ScottyG
Awesome Simpsons reference tsunamikitsune!

@MissHinasaki
Eh, some people need different shaped tools. :p

Although I do wonder how long it takes before someone comes out with the 360 equivalent of the trance vibrator.
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