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Young Squirting Wife in running for new Yakuza Game photo

Sega is currently scouring the land for women with cabaret hostess experience to appear in an upcoming Yakuza game. I don't think cabaret usually extends as far as the porno circuit, but 22-year-old Rio certainly has experience.

Rio is one of the sixteen finalists who are vying for a spot in Sega's game, and her blog (NSFW) indicates that her career up until now has mostly been penis-based. She has starred in such films as Let's Have Sex In School and Rio Is A Young Squirting Wife. These are some of the best porn titles I've heard in a while, and the sole reason why I'm running this story. 

First of all, I love how direct Let's Have Sex In School is, as a movie title. It's right down to business and you'll be under no illusion as to what will happen. People will have sex. In school. I also love the cheery, nonplussed way it's presented to the potential viewer as well. "Hey, let's have sex in school!" Sure, why not!? As for Rio Is A Young Squirting Wife ... well I don't need to over-analyze the genius of that one. 

Anyway, this is a thing that is happening.


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CRAZYAPE69's Avatar
CRAZYAPE69 at 07/17/2009 09:24
hey, you can never have too many young japanese squirting wives in video games.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 07/17/2009 09:33
squirting wives? That sound really disgusting or hot, or both.
ScrewAttackDestin's Avatar
ScrewAttackDestin at 07/17/2009 09:36
annnnnnd blog bookmarked.
FatherChesz's Avatar
FatherChesz at 07/17/2009 09:38
I can see it now...

Rio: Would you like something to drink, Kazuma?

Kazuma: ...No, thanks.
Calleh's Avatar
Calleh at 07/17/2009 09:39
I don't even.
What.
ran24's Avatar
ran24 at 07/17/2009 09:44
Not gonna lie, I'd totally watch "Rio is a Young Squirting Wife."
ParaParaKing's Avatar
ParaParaKing at 07/17/2009 09:46
BEST NEWS EVER!
Daxelman's Avatar
Daxelman at 07/17/2009 09:50
I'm not gunna lie, I might have to kill myself after this.

Thanks Japan. WHERE THE FUCK IS YAKUZA 3 FOR NA/EU?
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 07/17/2009 09:52
Japanese are horrible at squirting!!
covah's Avatar
covah at 07/17/2009 09:57
I still want Yakuza 3!!! come on sega, just put some fucking subtitles on it! COME ON!
n1k0l4's Avatar
n1k0l4 at 07/17/2009 10:09
Can someone recommend a Japanese torrent tracker? I need to...exchange some ''home videos''?
Qraze's Avatar
Qraze at 07/17/2009 10:28
is this a chubby in my pants? i think it is! i wonder how we should go about taking care of it. i know, i'll masturbate!!
BrandonUndead's Avatar
BrandonUndead at 07/17/2009 10:30
Hours of thank yous.
Br0th3rGr1mm's Avatar
Br0th3rGr1mm at 07/17/2009 10:40
Japanesse porn has great titles (mostly due to them being "lost in translation") but not much more to offer (unless you are sex between humand that have too many "tiny bits" showing....)
trueb7ue's Avatar
trueb7ue at 07/17/2009 10:56
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF best title ever. cant breathe i just-

its beautiful
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 07/17/2009 11:02
Maybe we are reading too much into this. Maybe she just plays a wife who enjoys citrus flavored sodas.
imaginarythomas's Avatar
imaginarythomas at 07/17/2009 11:51
Not that it needs to be said but, I love you Jim.
NateT's Avatar
NateT at 07/17/2009 11:54
Or perhaps she just has a squirt gun and shoots her husband whenver he talks.
moreno's Avatar
moreno at 07/17/2009 12:30
goto javtalk.
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Dexter345 at 07/17/2009 13:15
You know, I used to think that RealDolls had the uncanny valley thing going for them, but I have come to realize that some Asian women look exactly the same as that.
Battlemage1337's Avatar
Battlemage1337 at 07/17/2009 14:18
@NateT
If that was true, I'd love to see the faces of the lubed up men that bought the DVD for that night.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find some movies.
FawkAndSuck's Avatar
FawkAndSuck at 07/17/2009 14:35
Hairy squirting
Minamu's Avatar
Minamu at 07/17/2009 15:49
Too bad it's definitely gonna involve hairy genitalia & picture blurring. So not worth it even if the titles are funny. I don't like to use my imagination in THAT way when/if I watch such home videos ;)
Syn's Avatar
Syn at 07/17/2009 16:17
Young Squirting Wives are one of my favorite hobbies.
Johnny Justice's Avatar
Johnny Justice at 07/17/2009 16:19
"and her blog (NSFW) indicates that her career up until now has mostly been penis-based."

I love that, if you ignore the side columns and just focus on the middle, you wouldn't have the slightest idea.
Mr Kite's Avatar
Mr Kite at 07/17/2009 19:16
Fap?
HammerShark's Avatar
HammerShark at 07/17/2009 21:28
I so glad don't shake hands anymore , simple "hey yous &/ wazzaps!". Maaaybe high fives... For example, "High Five! Alright!" *aaand when they're no looking, wipes hand on shirt*

Note to self: "bleach palm later"...
- Exaggeration.

Also thanks for the info and reminding me to pick up Yakuza when I get the chance. I've heard a lot of good reviews about it and this post will only enhance my game play. *goes to look up the word: "cabaret"...* I've heard the word somewhere before.. don't think I've ever used the word in my entire life, o well, time to expand my vocab.
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 07/18/2009 00:33
She has my vote for whatever it is we're voting on.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar
EternalDeathSlayer at 07/18/2009 07:17
I agree with Topher.

Bitch is hot.
Naim Master's Avatar
Naim Master at 07/18/2009 14:15
Not gonna lie : saw both of those .
CUDpwns's Avatar
CUDpwns at 07/20/2009 03:39
NICE!!
Christopher J Oatis's Avatar
Christopher J Oatis at 07/21/2009 20:31
No wonder everyone who doesn't Game hates Video games
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