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Young Squirting Wife in running for new Yakuza Game photo

Sega is currently scouring the land for women with cabaret hostess experience to appear in an upcoming Yakuza game. I don't think cabaret usually extends as far as the porno circuit, but 22-year-old Rio certainly has experience.

Rio is one of the sixteen finalists who are vying for a spot in Sega's game, and her blog (NSFW) indicates that her career up until now has mostly been penis-based. She has starred in such films as Let's Have Sex In School and Rio Is A Young Squirting Wife. These are some of the best porn titles I've heard in a while, and the sole reason why I'm running this story. 

First of all, I love how direct Let's Have Sex In School is, as a movie title. It's right down to business and you'll be under no illusion as to what will happen. People will have sex. In school. I also love the cheery, nonplussed way it's presented to the potential viewer as well. "Hey, let's have sex in school!" Sure, why not!? As for Rio Is A Young Squirting Wife ... well I don't need to over-analyze the genius of that one. 

Anyway, this is a thing that is happening.


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32 comments | showing # 1 to 32

CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:24
CRAZYAPE69
hey, you can never have too many young japanese squirting wives in video games.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:33
Chronic Logic
squirting wives? That sound really disgusting or hot, or both.
ScrewAttackDestin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:36
ScrewAttackDestin
annnnnnd blog bookmarked.
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:38
FatherChesz
I can see it now...

Rio: Would you like something to drink, Kazuma?

Kazuma: ...No, thanks.
Calleh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:39
Calleh
I don't even.
What.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:44
ran24
Not gonna lie, I'd totally watch "Rio is a Young Squirting Wife."
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:46
ParaParaKing
BEST NEWS EVER!
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:50
Daxelman
I'm not gunna lie, I might have to kill myself after this.

Thanks Japan. WHERE THE FUCK IS YAKUZA 3 FOR NA/EU?
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:52
Professor Pew
Japanese are horrible at squirting!!
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 09:57
covah
I still want Yakuza 3!!! come on sega, just put some fucking subtitles on it! COME ON!
n1k0l4's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 10:09
n1k0l4
Can someone recommend a Japanese torrent tracker? I need to...exchange some ''home videos''?
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 10:28
Qraze
is this a chubby in my pants? i think it is! i wonder how we should go about taking care of it. i know, i'll masturbate!!
BrandonUndead's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 10:30
BrandonUndead
Hours of thank yous.
Br0th3rGr1mm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 10:40
Br0th3rGr1mm
Japanesse porn has great titles (mostly due to them being "lost in translation") but not much more to offer (unless you are sex between humand that have too many "tiny bits" showing....)
trueb7ue's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 10:56
trueb7ue
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF best title ever. cant breathe i just-

its beautiful
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 11:02
BluDesign
Maybe we are reading too much into this. Maybe she just plays a wife who enjoys citrus flavored sodas.
imaginarythomas's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 11:51
imaginarythomas
Not that it needs to be said but, I love you Jim.
NateT's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 11:54
NateT
Or perhaps she just has a squirt gun and shoots her husband whenver he talks.
moreno's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 12:30
moreno
goto javtalk.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 13:15
Dexter345
You know, I used to think that RealDolls had the uncanny valley thing going for them, but I have come to realize that some Asian women look exactly the same as that.
Battlemage1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 14:18
Battlemage1337
@NateT
If that was true, I'd love to see the faces of the lubed up men that bought the DVD for that night.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find some movies.
FawkAndSuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 14:35
FawkAndSuck
Hairy squirting
Minamu's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 15:49
Minamu
Too bad it's definitely gonna involve hairy genitalia & picture blurring. So not worth it even if the titles are funny. I don't like to use my imagination in THAT way when/if I watch such home videos ;)
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 16:17
Syn
Young Squirting Wives are one of my favorite hobbies.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 16:19
Johnny Justice
"and her blog (NSFW) indicates that her career up until now has mostly been penis-based."

I love that, if you ignore the side columns and just focus on the middle, you wouldn't have the slightest idea.
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 19:16
Mr Kite
Fap?
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2009 21:28
HammerShark
I so glad don't shake hands anymore , simple "hey yous &/ wazzaps!". Maaaybe high fives... For example, "High Five! Alright!" *aaand when they're no looking, wipes hand on shirt*

Note to self: "bleach palm later"...
- Exaggeration.

Also thanks for the info and reminding me to pick up Yakuza when I get the chance. I've heard a lot of good reviews about it and this post will only enhance my game play. *goes to look up the word: "cabaret"...* I've heard the word somewhere before.. don't think I've ever used the word in my entire life, o well, time to expand my vocab.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2009 00:33
Topher Cantler
She has my vote for whatever it is we're voting on.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2009 07:17
EternalDeathSlayer
I agree with Topher.

Bitch is hot.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/18/2009 14:15
Naim Master
Not gonna lie : saw both of those .
CUDpwns's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2009 03:39
CUDpwns
NICE!!
Christopher J Oatis's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/21/2009 20:31
Christopher J Oatis
No wonder everyone who doesn't Game hates Video games
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