Sega is currently scouring the land for women with cabaret hostess experience to appear in an upcoming Yakuza game. I don't think cabaret usually extends as far as the porno circuit, but 22-year-old Rio certainly has experience.
Rio is one of the sixteen finalists who are vying for a spot in Sega's game, and her blog (NSFW) indicates that her career up until now has mostly been penis-based. She has starred in such films as Let's Have Sex In School and Rio Is A Young Squirting Wife. These are some of the best porn titles I've heard in a while, and the sole reason why I'm running this story.
First of all, I love how direct Let's Have Sex In School is, as a movie title. It's right down to business and you'll be under no illusion as to what will happen. People will have sex. In school. I also love the cheery, nonplussed way it's presented to the potential viewer as well. "Hey, let's have sex in school!" Sure, why not!? As for Rio Is A Young Squirting Wife ... well I don't need to over-analyze the genius of that one.
Anyway, this is a thing that is happening.
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9:20 AM on 07.17.2009
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Rio: Would you like something to drink, Kazuma?
Kazuma: ...No, thanks.
What.
Thanks Japan. WHERE THE FUCK IS YAKUZA 3 FOR NA/EU?
its beautiful
If that was true, I'd love to see the faces of the lubed up men that bought the DVD for that night.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find some movies.
I love that, if you ignore the side columns and just focus on the middle, you wouldn't have the slightest idea.
Note to self: "bleach palm later"...
- Exaggeration.
Also thanks for the info and reminding me to pick up Yakuza when I get the chance. I've heard a lot of good reviews about it and this post will only enhance my game play. *goes to look up the word: "cabaret"...* I've heard the word somewhere before.. don't think I've ever used the word in my entire life, o well, time to expand my vocab.
Bitch is hot.
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