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You know you have the best boyfriend ever when he makes you an ASHPD photo

My boyfriend has whipped up some majorly incredible surprises in his time, but I have to admit he has yet to craft me a replica of Pyramid Head's Great Knife (and I would probably be thrilled if he did). Flickr user emilyskeith can brag that her guy did one better: he created this ASHPD for a Aperture Science Test Subject costume she was planning.

It not only lights up blue and orange along the tube and in the barrel, but the prongs light up red, too. Sure. it's heavier than a paper-mache version, but look at it. That's pure gamer sex if I ever did see it. I can't help but wonder of her entire costume is as awesome as this gun is. There are more photos of this beauty over at her Flickr account, so check em out and try to contain yourself.

[Via Kotaku]


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Mikey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:03
Mikey
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

NOT EVEN CAPS LOCK CAN EXPRESS MY AMAZEMENT!!!

That's so awesome.
Mirax's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:10
Mirax
That's the best thing ever.
Xiofire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:12
Xiofire
I think I just creamed.

Seriously, best piece of cosplay-ery stuff I have ever seen. I can't stop staring at it.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:12
pendelton21
My penis just exploded.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:13
Corak
Damn that is sweet.
Trev's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:14
Trev
I'm not sure there's a word for just how laid that guy is going to get.
Guttlesswonder's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:14
Guttlesswonder
I just turned gay for her boyfriend. Bonus points if it is also vibrates.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:17
falinter
Holy fuck! thats the greatest thing everrrrrrrrrrrrrr
raveness42's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:20
raveness42
That is ridiculously amazing.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:21
NihonTiger90
:O

My head just asplode.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:22
Drach
I'll be impressed when we have a pic of a person holding it. From the pictures shown here and on their flickr account, I can't tell how big it actually is.. it could be the size of a pen....
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:24
the Golden Avatar
Very nice.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:24
Guagloves
That is incredibly rad!!
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:28
ThunderHeartXI
Sex tsunami. That is all.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:47
wardrox
I wish I had a boyfriend like that.
zanthox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 11:47
zanthox
I do not believe words yet exist to describe this.
Phalanxxx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:13
Phalanxxx
*boom* I think I just filled my pants.

I wish I had one of those. Any chance of him giving instructions on how to make it?
Kia's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:23
Kia
I wish my boyfriend remotely cared about gaming enough to make something like that.

Yes, you heard right...not only am I a girl that games, my boyfriend isn't even interested. I don't even know.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:24
The-Excel
But can it carry foreign objects of moderate weight without any help?
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:28
brainderailment
incredible
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:29
KMCC
I am in awe. completely awesome.
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:34
exodus1925
Fuck me sideways
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:38
CrocBox
That is quite possibly the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
Miguelcar808's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:41
Miguelcar808
I wants it...........
dfielder's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:44
dfielder
Wow that is awesome , he did a really great job! I would pay a few hundred for that if it was for sale.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:46
mix
That is totally awesome, great work!!!!!
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 12:47
Knives
I think Colette is sending hints on what she wants for valentines :P.

Other than that... =O!!!!!! That's insanely great looking!!!
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 13:13
John B
Totally fucking awesome doesn't even come close to describing that!
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 13:21
psycho terror2
jesus, that thing looks like it actually works.
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 13:34
ErigBurger
Maybe it DOES actually work!

Now he needs to make matching leg springs.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 13:35
Fusiontr
Holy shit
that is beyond amazing

Head
Asploded
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 13:37
Johnny Justice
It doesn't look homemade at all. Amazing!
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 13:44
vexed alex
OH MY GOD. I WANT THAT IN ME.
Analitic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 13:56
Analitic
Colette has a boyfriend? OK moving on now...
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 14:22
parrothead
I think my pants just moved
Barcode's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 14:27
Barcode
My pants are wet and sticky now....
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 14:51
welkstar
That's some quality work there. Beautiful!
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 15:13
KyleGamgee
Like many here, I did not contain myself. I spilt over.

Kia, what a waste. Get a gamer boyfriend please. Think of the co-op.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 15:28
MissHinasaki
O.M.G. I wish my boyfriend would do something like that..
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 15:36
Velt
so much win.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 15:57
Los255
DO...........................WANT!!!!!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 16:04
Eschatos
I'd turn gay if my boyfriend would make me one.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 16:51
Necros
Best. Gun. EVER.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 17:22
WarZombie
ohmygodsex.

Pretty much sums up how I feel about this thing.

I sense sex in his future...
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 18:12
Spartacus
I WOULD CRAWL THROUGH A FOOTBALL FIELD OF BROKEN GLASS JUST TO SEE IT THROUGH A PANE OF SMOKED GLASS
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 20:04
brosef
hawt
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 21:23
Mxyzptlk
I need one of these. I have plans for it.
Micorku's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/21/2009 22:57
Micorku
There are no words for how much I want this. The world is a better place because this was made.
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 03:14
RiotMonster
Ohhhhhh I so badly want to rob her!! D=
Orgasmic is the only word that can describe it perfectly.
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/22/2009 05:05
hjd uk
Sweet Mother of God, DO WANT!
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