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Home #Portal

11:00 AM on 01.21.2009 | Colette Bennett

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You know you have the best boyfriend ever when he makes you an ASHPD photo

#Portal #Things gamers do

My boyfriend has whipped up some majorly incredible surprises in his time, but I have to admit he has yet to craft me a replica of Pyramid Head's Great Knife (and I would probably be thrilled if he did). Flickr user emilyskeith can brag that her guy did one better: he created this ASHPD for a Aperture Science Test Subject costume she was planning.

It not only lights up blue and orange along the tube and in the barrel, but the prongs light up red, too. Sure. it's heavier than a paper-mache version, but look at it. That's pure gamer sex if I ever did see it. I can't help but wonder of her entire costume is as awesome as this gun is. There are more photos of this beauty over at her Flickr account, so check em out and try to contain yourself.

[Via Kotaku]

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Mikey

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

NOT EVEN CAPS LOCK CAN EXPRESS MY AMAZEMENT!!!

That's so awesome.

Mirax

That's the best thing ever.

Xiofire

I think I just creamed.

Seriously, best piece of cosplay-ery stuff I have ever seen. I can't stop staring at it.

pendelton21

My penis just exploded.

Corak

Damn that is sweet.

Trev

I'm not sure there's a word for just how laid that guy is going to get.

Guttlesswonder

I just turned gay for her boyfriend. Bonus points if it is also vibrates.

falinter

Holy fuck! thats the greatest thing everrrrrrrrrrrrrr

raveness42

That is ridiculously amazing.

NihonTiger90

:O

My head just asplode.

Drach

I'll be impressed when we have a pic of a person holding it. From the pictures shown here and on their flickr account, I can't tell how big it actually is.. it could be the size of a pen....

the Golden Avatar

Very nice.

Guagloves

That is incredibly rad!!

ThunderHeartXI

Sex tsunami. That is all.

wardrox

I wish I had a boyfriend like that.

zanthox

I do not believe words yet exist to describe this.

Phalanxxx

*boom* I think I just filled my pants.

I wish I had one of those. Any chance of him giving instructions on how to make it?

Kia

I wish my boyfriend remotely cared about gaming enough to make something like that.

Yes, you heard right...not only am I a girl that games, my boyfriend isn't even interested. I don't even know.

The-Excel

But can it carry foreign objects of moderate weight without any help?

brainderailment

incredible

KMCC

I am in awe. completely awesome.

exodus1925

Fuck me sideways

CrocBox

That is quite possibly the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

Miguelcar808

I wants it...........

dfielder

Wow that is awesome , he did a really great job! I would pay a few hundred for that if it was for sale.

mix

That is totally awesome, great work!!!!!

Knives

I think Colette is sending hints on what she wants for valentines :P.

Other than that... =O!!!!!! That's insanely great looking!!!

John B

Totally fucking awesome doesn't even come close to describing that!

psycho terror2

jesus, that thing looks like it actually works.

ErigBurger

Maybe it DOES actually work!

Now he needs to make matching leg springs.

Fusiontr

Holy shit
that is beyond amazing

Head
Asploded

Johnny Justice

It doesn't look homemade at all. Amazing!

vexed alex

OH MY GOD. I WANT THAT IN ME.

Analitic

Colette has a boyfriend? OK moving on now...

parrothead

I think my pants just moved

Barcode

My pants are wet and sticky now....

welkstar

That's some quality work there. Beautiful!

KyleGamgee

Like many here, I did not contain myself. I spilt over.

Kia, what a waste. Get a gamer boyfriend please. Think of the co-op.

MissHinasaki

O.M.G. I wish my boyfriend would do something like that..

Velt

so much win.

Los255

DO...........................WANT!!!!!

Eschatos

I'd turn gay if my boyfriend would make me one.

Necros

Best. Gun. EVER.

WarZombie

ohmygodsex.

Pretty much sums up how I feel about this thing.

I sense sex in his future...

Spartacus

I WOULD CRAWL THROUGH A FOOTBALL FIELD OF BROKEN GLASS JUST TO SEE IT THROUGH A PANE OF SMOKED GLASS

brosef

hawt

Mxyzptlk

I need one of these. I have plans for it.

Micorku

There are no words for how much I want this. The world is a better place because this was made.

RiotMonster

Ohhhhhh I so badly want to rob her!! D=
Orgasmic is the only word that can describe it perfectly.

hjd uk

Sweet Mother of God, DO WANT!

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