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You know you have the best boyfriend ever when he makes you an ASHPD photo

My boyfriend has whipped up some majorly incredible surprises in his time, but I have to admit he has yet to craft me a replica of Pyramid Head's Great Knife (and I would probably be thrilled if he did). Flickr user emilyskeith can brag that her guy did one better: he created this ASHPD for a Aperture Science Test Subject costume she was planning.

It not only lights up blue and orange along the tube and in the barrel, but the prongs light up red, too. Sure. it's heavier than a paper-mache version, but look at it. That's pure gamer sex if I ever did see it. I can't help but wonder of her entire costume is as awesome as this gun is. There are more photos of this beauty over at her Flickr account, so check em out and try to contain yourself.

[Via Kotaku]


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Mikey's Avatar
Mikey at 01/21/2009 11:03
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

NOT EVEN CAPS LOCK CAN EXPRESS MY AMAZEMENT!!!

That's so awesome.
Mirax's Avatar
Mirax at 01/21/2009 11:10
That's the best thing ever.
Xiofire's Avatar
Xiofire at 01/21/2009 11:12
I think I just creamed.

Seriously, best piece of cosplay-ery stuff I have ever seen. I can't stop staring at it.
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 01/21/2009 11:12
My penis just exploded.
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 01/21/2009 11:13
Damn that is sweet.
Trev's Avatar
Trev at 01/21/2009 11:14
I'm not sure there's a word for just how laid that guy is going to get.
Guttlesswonder's Avatar
Guttlesswonder at 01/21/2009 11:14
I just turned gay for her boyfriend. Bonus points if it is also vibrates.
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 01/21/2009 11:17
Holy fuck! thats the greatest thing everrrrrrrrrrrrrr
raveness42's Avatar
raveness42 at 01/21/2009 11:20
That is ridiculously amazing.
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 01/21/2009 11:21
:O

My head just asplode.
Drach's Avatar
Drach at 01/21/2009 11:22
I'll be impressed when we have a pic of a person holding it. From the pictures shown here and on their flickr account, I can't tell how big it actually is.. it could be the size of a pen....
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the Golden Avatar at 01/21/2009 11:24
Very nice.
Guagloves's Avatar
Guagloves at 01/21/2009 11:24
That is incredibly rad!!
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar
ThunderHeartXI at 01/21/2009 11:28
Sex tsunami. That is all.
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 01/21/2009 11:47
I wish I had a boyfriend like that.
zanthox's Avatar
zanthox at 01/21/2009 11:47
I do not believe words yet exist to describe this.
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Phalanxxx at 01/21/2009 12:13
*boom* I think I just filled my pants.

I wish I had one of those. Any chance of him giving instructions on how to make it?
Kia's Avatar
Kia at 01/21/2009 12:23
I wish my boyfriend remotely cared about gaming enough to make something like that.

Yes, you heard right...not only am I a girl that games, my boyfriend isn't even interested. I don't even know.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 01/21/2009 12:24
But can it carry foreign objects of moderate weight without any help?
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 01/21/2009 12:28
incredible
KMCC's Avatar
KMCC at 01/21/2009 12:29
I am in awe. completely awesome.
exodus1925's Avatar
exodus1925 at 01/21/2009 12:34
Fuck me sideways
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CrocBox at 01/21/2009 12:38
That is quite possibly the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
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Miguelcar808 at 01/21/2009 12:41
I wants it...........
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dfielder at 01/21/2009 12:44
Wow that is awesome , he did a really great job! I would pay a few hundred for that if it was for sale.
mix's Avatar
mix at 01/21/2009 12:46
That is totally awesome, great work!!!!!
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 01/21/2009 12:47
I think Colette is sending hints on what she wants for valentines :P.

Other than that... =O!!!!!! That's insanely great looking!!!
John B's Avatar
John B at 01/21/2009 13:13
Totally fucking awesome doesn't even come close to describing that!
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psycho terror2 at 01/21/2009 13:21
jesus, that thing looks like it actually works.
ErigBurger's Avatar
ErigBurger at 01/21/2009 13:34
Maybe it DOES actually work!

Now he needs to make matching leg springs.
Fusiontr's Avatar
Fusiontr at 01/21/2009 13:35
Holy shit
that is beyond amazing

Head
Asploded
Johnny Justice's Avatar
Johnny Justice at 01/21/2009 13:37
It doesn't look homemade at all. Amazing!
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vexed alex at 01/21/2009 13:44
OH MY GOD. I WANT THAT IN ME.
Analitic's Avatar
Analitic at 01/21/2009 13:56
Colette has a boyfriend? OK moving on now...
parrothead's Avatar
parrothead at 01/21/2009 14:22
I think my pants just moved
Barcode's Avatar
Barcode at 01/21/2009 14:27
My pants are wet and sticky now....
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welkstar at 01/21/2009 14:51
That's some quality work there. Beautiful!
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KyleGamgee at 01/21/2009 15:13
Like many here, I did not contain myself. I spilt over.

Kia, what a waste. Get a gamer boyfriend please. Think of the co-op.
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MissHinasaki at 01/21/2009 15:28
O.M.G. I wish my boyfriend would do something like that..
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 01/21/2009 15:36
so much win.
Los255's Avatar
Los255 at 01/21/2009 15:57
DO...........................WANT!!!!!
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Eschatos at 01/21/2009 16:04
I'd turn gay if my boyfriend would make me one.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 01/21/2009 16:51
Best. Gun. EVER.
WarZombie's Avatar
WarZombie at 01/21/2009 17:22
ohmygodsex.

Pretty much sums up how I feel about this thing.

I sense sex in his future...
Spartacus's Avatar
Spartacus at 01/21/2009 18:12
I WOULD CRAWL THROUGH A FOOTBALL FIELD OF BROKEN GLASS JUST TO SEE IT THROUGH A PANE OF SMOKED GLASS
brosef's Avatar
brosef at 01/21/2009 20:04
hawt
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 01/21/2009 21:23
I need one of these. I have plans for it.
Micorku's Avatar
Micorku at 01/21/2009 22:57
There are no words for how much I want this. The world is a better place because this was made.
RiotMonster's Avatar
RiotMonster at 01/22/2009 03:14
Ohhhhhh I so badly want to rob her!! D=
Orgasmic is the only word that can describe it perfectly.
hjd uk's Avatar
hjd uk at 01/22/2009 05:05
Sweet Mother of God, DO WANT!
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