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Give the world a chance to express themselves in any way, and it won't be long before some genius decides to do so in some way involving a penis and/or sex. It's inevitable, and likely safe to say that underneath 80 percent of the conversations you're having, the person you're talking to would rather be drawing a penis and giggling. Sad, isn't it?

So yeah, it's safe to say that the LittleBigPlanet video above is NSFW. Despite the fact there aren't actually real naked people in it. I'm rarely offended by this type of thing, but something about LittleBigPlanet is so lovely, seeing this is kind of like watching someone poop on the floor in the Louvre. Also of note: you can hear a baby in the background while the creator is talking. Classy.

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craineum's Avatar
craineum at 10/16/2008 14:26
Yeah, to each their own... until I heard a baby's voice in the background... then I just cried
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CypherVR at 10/16/2008 14:26
there will be more senor penors (dunno how to put the dash on the Es >_>)
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PrinceofCannedPeaches at 10/16/2008 14:42
When I looked at it on the frontpage, I could only really see the top half of the video. I was kind of... what?

Then I maximized the post. Uh-oh. It's still kind of cryptic. Plus, who wouldn't want a penis that does its own work?
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lyfeforce at 10/16/2008 14:42
If there's something out there more expressive than a facepalm, I'm doing it as hard as I can right now.
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brainderailment at 10/16/2008 14:44
The fucking sound of that rod hammering the inside of the hole makes me lol.
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scsitransfer at 10/16/2008 14:51
wait wait....did I hear a child in the background? so he's sitting here making nsfw levels with his kid sitting at his side...
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Blind assassin at 10/16/2008 14:53
Is it wrong that upon hearing the metaphor of "pooping on the floor of the Louvre" that instead of "yes, I'm upset too" I just laughed and fantasised about how awesome that would be to see.
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nic_disassembly at 10/16/2008 14:56
wow, "hardcore" gamers are a real "uptight" bunch... has anybody on this forum even had sex? fyi, this looks nothing like it...actually this is sad if the creator thinks this is sex...

i think the baby was crying trying to tell the creator "you've got it all wrong"...they'd know, they were recently in a vagina...
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teach4food at 10/16/2008 14:57
lacks creativity and polish. After seeing that adding machine I was expecting Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
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Rockvillian at 10/16/2008 15:06
babies come from NSFW acts
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Holyetheline at 10/16/2008 15:06
@nic

I completely agree with you man. This shit's pathetic.
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Gamer Named Tim at 10/16/2008 15:19
"See, sweetie, I made this Little Big Planet level with sex, cheese, and martinis."

"Maybe next time Mommy will have to babysit, but for now, enjoy."
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vexed alex at 10/16/2008 15:20
HUR HUR HUR!

I MAED A PENUS LEVL!

Seriously, I expected more. If I'm going to get a dick joke from something like LittleBigPlanet I want it to be creative and funny.

Bring on the sex levels, but at least try.

@ nic_disassembly

Says the person posting on a hardcore video games blog? Get over yourself, buddy.
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Robbo the hood at 10/16/2008 15:26
I hope they implement level ratings. I think I heard them say they were going to, and that creators with highly rated levels would be able to upload more. If LBP didn't have a rating system and you had to search aimlessly through ALL the levels, it would seriously compromise the quality of the game.
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ParaParaKing at 10/16/2008 15:27
I don't know, if the video aroused me more or reading Colette's writing up there.

Also this was sarcastic.
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brainderailment at 10/16/2008 15:29
@Robbo_the_hood: You haven't been paying attention much, have you?
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faultymoose at 10/16/2008 15:45
/b/ doesn't offend me... but this just feels sullied :( /sob
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AngelsDontBurn at 10/16/2008 15:52
LPB, you can makes levels to show how babies are made.
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AngelsDontBurn at 10/16/2008 15:55
I mean, LBP. Though Little Planet Big would be an even more awesome title since it's total Engrish.
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Kasmodiah at 10/16/2008 16:27
I'm sorry, folks, but all of you are bitching and whining for no reason at all. I've seen this video 7 times now, and I've failed to see any penis at all. That's not a cock at the start of the video. That's a log of some sort, a piece of wood, a part of some machinery or something else I can't put mu finger on, but that is definitely not a cock. I know what a cock looks like, I have one and I saw it an hour ago, my girlfriend has seen it also this morning, my mistress will see it tomorrow evening and I assure all of you that it does not resemble anything shown in the video above. If you don't know what a penis looks like, download some porn, google, or go to wikipedia. For fuck's sake, get over yourselves, and your own sexual insecurities. Because, that's not a cock. I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's not sexual paraphernalia.
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Rockvillian at 10/16/2008 16:37
>_<

Not everything has to have blue veins and feature giant horse labia, guys. The joke's on you, this IS a joke. Grow up.
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Arttemis at 10/16/2008 16:43
I'd totally play this level.

Hilariously bad intercourse AND golf and cheese in the same level?

This game can't.. come.. out soon enough! (I went there)
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ChunkyB at 10/16/2008 16:54
What's up with the kids (babies?) in the background. If you have kids around and you're still making crap like this, you need to give your kids to someone else.

Or maybe just stop making stuff like this.
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Professor Pew at 10/16/2008 17:17
If this is NSFW, I would move out of the country ASAP :)
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loopholezero at 10/16/2008 18:06
Colette, you meant to say classy as fuck, didn't you?
also that shit is ugly, yo.

cheese and golf makes me think of Sid & Al's Incredible Toons. now that's a game that the whole family can enjoy, without risking being subjected to the vileness of the internet dwellers..
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NihonTiger90 at 10/16/2008 18:26
Let them do this. They can explain to their friends later their infatuation with penises.
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TrailerParkJesus at 10/16/2008 19:29
Can't fap to this. Useless.
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solidgoomba at 10/16/2008 23:43
I would like to see a level that allows Sackboy to experience the miracle of birth first hand. Or hell one that lets you experience sex from the sperms point of you. People say this is going too far, but I say it's not going far enough!
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MechaMonkey at 10/17/2008 00:20
I don't see why there's all this commotion over cheese.
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Capn Birdseye at 10/17/2008 03:08
All these user created levels are great, but what's the actual point?

This game just looks like Garry's Mod for PS3 to me, except less fun.
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Aziel13 at 10/17/2008 03:18
oh man if only I had a Pstriple I would do worse
much much much worse
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The Amazing Shenazin at 11/17/2008 03:03
I actually laughed out loud
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