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Give the world a chance to express themselves in any way, and it won't be long before some genius decides to do so in some way involving a penis and/or sex. It's inevitable, and likely safe to say that underneath 80 percent of the conversations you're having, the person you're talking to would rather be drawing a penis and giggling. Sad, isn't it?

So yeah, it's safe to say that the LittleBigPlanet video above is NSFW. Despite the fact there aren't actually real naked people in it. I'm rarely offended by this type of thing, but something about LittleBigPlanet is so lovely, seeing this is kind of like watching someone poop on the floor in the Louvre. Also of note: you can hear a baby in the background while the creator is talking. Classy.

[Thanks, Adam]


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craineum's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:26
craineum
Yeah, to each their own... until I heard a baby's voice in the background... then I just cried
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:26
CypherVR
there will be more senor penors (dunno how to put the dash on the Es >_>)
PrinceofCannedPeaches's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:42
PrinceofCannedPeaches
When I looked at it on the frontpage, I could only really see the top half of the video. I was kind of... what?

Then I maximized the post. Uh-oh. It's still kind of cryptic. Plus, who wouldn't want a penis that does its own work?
lyfeforce's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:42
lyfeforce
If there's something out there more expressive than a facepalm, I'm doing it as hard as I can right now.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:44
brainderailment
The fucking sound of that rod hammering the inside of the hole makes me lol.
scsitransfer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:51
scsitransfer
wait wait....did I hear a child in the background? so he's sitting here making nsfw levels with his kid sitting at his side...
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:53
Blind assassin
Is it wrong that upon hearing the metaphor of "pooping on the floor of the Louvre" that instead of "yes, I'm upset too" I just laughed and fantasised about how awesome that would be to see.
nic_disassembly's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:56
nic_disassembly
wow, "hardcore" gamers are a real "uptight" bunch... has anybody on this forum even had sex? fyi, this looks nothing like it...actually this is sad if the creator thinks this is sex...

i think the baby was crying trying to tell the creator "you've got it all wrong"...they'd know, they were recently in a vagina...
teach4food's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 14:57
teach4food
lacks creativity and polish. After seeing that adding machine I was expecting Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:06
Rockvillian
babies come from NSFW acts
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:06
Holyetheline
@nic

I completely agree with you man. This shit's pathetic.
Gamer Named Tim's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:19
Gamer Named Tim
"See, sweetie, I made this Little Big Planet level with sex, cheese, and martinis."

"Maybe next time Mommy will have to babysit, but for now, enjoy."
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:20
vexed alex
HUR HUR HUR!

I MAED A PENUS LEVL!

Seriously, I expected more. If I'm going to get a dick joke from something like LittleBigPlanet I want it to be creative and funny.

Bring on the sex levels, but at least try.

@ nic_disassembly

Says the person posting on a hardcore video games blog? Get over yourself, buddy.
Robbo the hood's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:26
Robbo the hood
I hope they implement level ratings. I think I heard them say they were going to, and that creators with highly rated levels would be able to upload more. If LBP didn't have a rating system and you had to search aimlessly through ALL the levels, it would seriously compromise the quality of the game.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:27
ParaParaKing
I don't know, if the video aroused me more or reading Colette's writing up there.

Also this was sarcastic.
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:29
brainderailment
@Robbo_the_hood: You haven't been paying attention much, have you?
faultymoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:45
faultymoose
/b/ doesn't offend me... but this just feels sullied :( /sob
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:52
AngelsDontBurn
LPB, you can makes levels to show how babies are made.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 15:55
AngelsDontBurn
I mean, LBP. Though Little Planet Big would be an even more awesome title since it's total Engrish.
Kasmodiah's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 16:27
Kasmodiah
I'm sorry, folks, but all of you are bitching and whining for no reason at all. I've seen this video 7 times now, and I've failed to see any penis at all. That's not a cock at the start of the video. That's a log of some sort, a piece of wood, a part of some machinery or something else I can't put mu finger on, but that is definitely not a cock. I know what a cock looks like, I have one and I saw it an hour ago, my girlfriend has seen it also this morning, my mistress will see it tomorrow evening and I assure all of you that it does not resemble anything shown in the video above. If you don't know what a penis looks like, download some porn, google, or go to wikipedia. For fuck's sake, get over yourselves, and your own sexual insecurities. Because, that's not a cock. I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's not sexual paraphernalia.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 16:37
Rockvillian
>_<

Not everything has to have blue veins and feature giant horse labia, guys. The joke's on you, this IS a joke. Grow up.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 16:43
Arttemis
I'd totally play this level.

Hilariously bad intercourse AND golf and cheese in the same level?

This game can't.. come.. out soon enough! (I went there)
ChunkyB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 16:54
ChunkyB
What's up with the kids (babies?) in the background. If you have kids around and you're still making crap like this, you need to give your kids to someone else.

Or maybe just stop making stuff like this.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 17:17
Professor Pew
If this is NSFW, I would move out of the country ASAP :)
loopholezero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 18:06
loopholezero
Colette, you meant to say classy as fuck, didn't you?
also that shit is ugly, yo.

cheese and golf makes me think of Sid & Al's Incredible Toons. now that's a game that the whole family can enjoy, without risking being subjected to the vileness of the internet dwellers..
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 18:26
NihonTiger90
Let them do this. They can explain to their friends later their infatuation with penises.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/16/2008 19:29
TrailerParkJesus
Can't fap to this. Useless.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 00:20
MechaMonkey
I don't see why there's all this commotion over cheese.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 03:08
Capn Birdseye
All these user created levels are great, but what's the actual point?

This game just looks like Garry's Mod for PS3 to me, except less fun.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2008 03:18
Aziel13
oh man if only I had a Pstriple I would do worse
much much much worse
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/17/2008 03:03
The Amazing Shenazin
I actually laughed out loud
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