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You get five Gamerpoints for having an orgy in Fable 2

7:08 PM on 08.10.2008, Joseph Leray 39 comments

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When I see information about a game's Achievements, I generally skip over it. I could probably find something better to do with 30 seconds of my life than read an Achievement list. I could watch some paint dry or give myself elf ears. Prurient debauchery, however, catches my attention.  

Fortunately for us, Peter Molyneux's recently-dated opus, Fable 2, is just depraved enough to keep my attention, if its Achievement list is anything to go by. Highlights of the list include: getting villagers drunk, getting a tattoo, practicing polygamy, punting a chicken, gambling, thievery, and various other acts of skullduggery and ribaldry.

You can also get five Gamerpoints for having an orgy, provided that you do it "responsibly."

While you try to wrap your mind around the implications and requirements of a responsible orgy, let me pose a few more questions. Should I assume that there are pharmacies in Fable 2 from which I can procure condoms? Or at least a gas station bathroom with a condom dispenser that costs $0.75 and you have to put three quarters in at once? What are condoms made of in faux-medieval Europe? Wood? 

The games industry might be juvenile and sex-obsessed, but no one can deny that Peter Molyneux gets a spot in whichever heaven you might believe in for giving us a chance to have an orgy. Responsibly. 

Full list after the jump! 

[Via Xbox360Achievements

The Paragon - 15g
Reach 100% Good or Evil.

The New Hero - 50g

Defeat your first great opponent.

The Whippersnapper - 25g
Collect 5 gold pieces during the Hero's childhood

the Pooch Pamperer - 5g

Play fetch with your dog.

The Archaeologist - 5g
Dig up something your dog has discovered

The Dog trainer - 5g
teach your dog a trick.

The persuader - 5g
Convince a villager to give you a present

The Show-off - 5g
Impress a villager with a perfect expression

The Romantic - 10g
take a villager on a perfect date.You will need the right location and expression.

The spouse - 10g
Marry a villager.

The Parent - 10g
have a child.

The hunter - 5g

Kill a sweet,innocent,fluffy bunny rabbit(remember,safety's off!)

The Gargoyle - 25g
Find the gargoyles Legendary Treasure.

The Chicken Kicker - 5g
kick a chicken a respectable distance. As if kicking chickens was remotely respectable.

The Cliff Diver - 5g
Cliff dive 500 feet.

The Workhorse - 10g
Get a high enough chain while performing a job.

The Hero of Many Names -5g
Change your heros title

The Teaser - 5g

Get bandits to respond to expressions with fear,anger,mirth,and confusion. During combat!

The Property Magnate - 10g
Sell a property for twice the price you paid for it.

The Rogue - 5g

something undetected from a building while there are people nearby.

The Illustrated hero - 5g
Tattoo every part of your hero's body.

The Executioner -1 0g
Sacrifice 10 people in the Temple of Shadows.

The Gambler - 10g
Win 500 gold at a pub game in one sitting, having tried each game type at least once.

The Bigamist - 10g
get married a second time, whilst still married to your first spouse.

The Swinger - 5g
Take part in an orgy, responsibly

The Pied Piper - 10g
Start a party where at least 5 villagers are dancing.

The Party Animal - 10g
Get 15 villagers drunk in under three minutes

The menace to Society - 5g
Commit an act of public indecency

The Black Knight - 10g

Shoot the weapons from a hollow man's hands, blow off his head and then kill him for good!

The Duelist - 10g
String together a full-speed chain attack

The highwayman - 10g
hit 3 enemies with one shot.

The Archmage - 10g
Kill 5 human enemies with one spell.

The Ruler of Albion - 100g
Increase the value of your real estate holdings to over 2.5 million gold!

The Hoarder - 25g

Collect every silver key.

The Goth - 5g

Dye your hair black, wear an outfit made entirely out of black clothes, and wear some black makeup.

The Completionist - 50g

Get all expressions, pet tricks, titles and abilities.

The Extremist - 15g
Reach 100% purity or corruption.

The celebrity - 50g
Reach 50,000 Renown.

The Artisan - 10g
Succeed at one job to Level 5

The Dollcatcher - 10g
Collect all the hero dolls.

The Muse - 5g

Inspire the Bard to compose songs celebrating your great deeds.

The Companions - 10g

Perform a perfect co-op expression.

The blood brother - 10g
get a co-op combat bonus.

The Philanthropist - 10g
Send a gift to an xbox live friend.

The Hero of strength - 100g

Complete the Hero of Strength

The hero of Will - 100g

Complete the Hero Of will.

The hero of Skill - 100g
Complete the hero of Skill

The Sacrifice - 25g

Choose "The needs of the many"

The Family - 25g

Choose "The needs of the few"

The Egomaniac - 25g

Choose "The needs of the one"

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falinter's Avatar
falinter at 08/10/2008 19:12
@Lemon

Yeah but hopefully by the time Fable 2 comes out he won't have his license and the worst he can do is shake his fist in our general direction.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar
A Humble Mr Perfect at 08/10/2008 19:12
sold.

Bacchanalian orgies ftw.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 08/10/2008 19:12
I love "The Goth" achievement.
AlienGuy18's Avatar
AlienGuy18 at 08/10/2008 19:14
The condoms are made from animal intestines. Really!

Proof: http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e50/Clankinator/cond.jpg
F Whipple's Avatar
F Whipple at 08/10/2008 19:17
the chicken kicker is my favorite
HarassmentPanda's Avatar
HarassmentPanda at 08/10/2008 19:17
Spacecat called this months ago.
A Humble Mr Perfect's Avatar
A Humble Mr Perfect at 08/10/2008 19:18
I hate achievement scores on the basis of ending achievements. I now know that there will be three ending, probably one resulting in suicide or death of a loved one. I hate inadvertently spoiling myself.
AliasWyvernspur's Avatar
AliasWyvernspur at 08/10/2008 19:18
If "The Swinger" is only 5, while others (like "The Artisan" for one,) are more, I wonder how hard it will be in game to participate in said "Responsible Orgy."
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 08/10/2008 19:23
So "Skill" = Dex? Pretty fun achievements :)
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 08/10/2008 19:25
I can't wait for this game
covah's Avatar
covah at 08/10/2008 19:27
I like the Zelda shout out in the chicken achievement
Def JM's Avatar
Def JM at 08/10/2008 19:53
What king3vbo said.
giantenemycrab's Avatar
giantenemycrab at 08/10/2008 19:56
"The menace to Society - 5g
Commit an act of public indecency"

Ha ha, awesome!
JonDarkwood's Avatar
JonDarkwood at 08/10/2008 20:09
Great timing on Jack being suspended.
BFeld13's Avatar
BFeld13 at 08/10/2008 20:12
Monty Python reference spotted
gore on the floor's Avatar
gore on the floor at 08/10/2008 20:14
That ass looks heavily traveled.

A "responsible" orgy would end with her at the bottom of the lake.
Alexradl's Avatar
Alexradl at 08/10/2008 20:23
Those are some interesting achievements. Orgies.
Projectexodus's Avatar
Projectexodus at 08/10/2008 21:04
If the women are as ugly as that, then I might skip that achievement.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 08/10/2008 21:22
These sound amazing.
Clockwork's Avatar
Clockwork at 08/10/2008 21:23
I'm looking at those last three, seems like there might be three different endings.
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 08/10/2008 21:48
Hopefully, the orgies will NEVER include women like that.
Cartman's Avatar
Cartman at 08/10/2008 21:51
This is a game where i can actually see myself getting 1000/1000, and loving every bit of it.
AlucardX24's Avatar
AlucardX24 at 08/10/2008 22:27
That's my kind of game.
rabidkeebler's Avatar
rabidkeebler at 08/10/2008 23:23
Actually, I think they already announced condoms for Fable 2. Made out of the finest sheep intestine.
ace of knaves's Avatar
ace of knaves at 08/10/2008 23:25
Does anyone actually need extra incentive to have an orgy?
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 08/10/2008 23:26
That's an epic achievement list. I'm excited to accomplish these.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/11/2008 00:47
Those are some good achievements. Fun and doable. Still, I wish they wouldn't tempt the anti-game lobby with stuff like the orgy achievement.
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 08/11/2008 02:20
I could have sworn the orgy achievement was already announce by Workmeng about a week before GDC. Do his "predictions" still not technically count as "official" yet?
RAB's Avatar
RAB at 08/11/2008 03:16
I wish they would have made the last three as secret achievements and not told us how to get them.. =/


i think a spoiler alert is in order.
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 08/11/2008 03:21
"skullduggery and ribaldry"

Words I don't use enough. Thank you for reminding me of their existence.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar
Anus Mcphanus at 08/11/2008 07:10
my interest in this game has now gone up
Jon2309's Avatar
Jon2309 at 08/11/2008 09:33
Those achievements actually look good, there's at least 2 playthroughs out of it.
I wonder what they'd be like if Molyneux had his own way and the sex mini-game made the cut?
Woverine's Avatar
Woverine at 08/11/2008 12:26
somebody pinch me... this is an amazing list!
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