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What's up, kids?! This is Brad Nicholson and I'm here to talk about DRAGONS! They're pretty tight, right? Dragons are the second best thing in the world. What's the first!? MY BICEPS!

So there's this game, Divinity II right, and it's all about dragons. You can ride them, right, and it's unbelievable how muscular dragons look. Despite that, I know I can take a dragon on cause of my awesome ripped upper body strength. My muscles are so amazing that the Pope summoned me once because he thought I was Jesus, but I'm Brad Nicholson and I don't answer to anyone's summons so I punched the air and the force of the punched air made that crazy b*tch jump the railing and tackle the Pope during Christmas. 

Sh*t was tight.








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Shadowstew's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 02:09
Shadowstew
All this game needs next is dragons riding dragons with some dragon spears on Dragon Mountain...
austin128's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 02:23
austin128
OOOOOO, don't be jealous, Hamza.
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 02:33
pl0x kthanxbai
meh, not enough dragons
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 02:44
Roryzilla
It's a real shame that this looks completely terrible.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 02:44
Kraid
Needs more sharks IMO.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 02:49
Alasdair Duncan
If you just read the story, then you'd totally believe that was Brad Nicholson.
Volkarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 03:04
Volkarin
Holy shit it all makes sense Brad Nicholson truly is something to be feared.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 03:45
RenegadePanda
DRAGONS ARE STUPID.

Yeah, I said it. Whatcha gonna do about it?
Monte's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 03:45
Monte
what, they couldn't take the time to create an interesting transformation sequence?
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 04:11
Havoc Fang
Played the demo. Damn. It sounded so good, but it's so shitty...
badoli's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 05:22
badoli
What happens to his armor when he transforms...? And wouldn't he be naked when he transform back...?
madman0017's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 06:38
madman0017
Now what if Brad Nicholson could transform into a dra- *mind explosion from awesome*
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 06:39
ikiryou
InstaDragon-Fail: Divinity II doesn't let us transform into Brad Nicholson.
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 06:59
pl0x kthanxbai
@ RenagadePanda


i will break into your house, slam your head repeatly with a hammer, gut you like a fish and drink ALL the milk in your fridge



thatll teach ya to not fuck with dragons!!!!
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 07:02
RenegadePanda
@pl0x kthanxbai

Jokes on you. All our milk is spoiled.

Now you have incurable stomach virus.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 07:07
DaedHead8
@Ali D

I kept checking who the blogger was every couple of seconds, I read that whole thing in Nicholson's voice. Hamza did an awesome job.

@ikiryou

I just got an awesome idea for a game. It's a 2d action/adventure/puzzle game. You play as Mr. Destructoid (Niero) and you can change into the various editors when you need to get shit done. Nicholson can punch things, Sterling knows the right answer to any insult which gets you past fanboy mobs that are otherwise too large to punch out, Hamza wields the almighty Banhammer which you have to use as a killing blow against the bosses, Collete makes the enemy fall in love with her, Rev uses logic and fuckwin Tshirts to get past Gatekeepers who ask you trivia questions and Samit talks your enemies to death.

I think this is a thing that should happen.
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 07:09
pl0x kthanxbai
@ RenagadePanda


ARRRGGGG!!!!! MY INTESTINES HAVE BECOME THE 10TH CIRCLE OF HELL!!!!!!


DRAGON JESUS HELP ME!!!!!!
dyeah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 07:29
dyeah
I thought the video looked pretty good. I will be interested to see what the reviewers have to say about this game. I will buy it if the results are Good story and gameplay with shoddy graphics and animations. That is exactly the way I look at dragon age which I have been current playing for 70 hours. It will be hard to beat the voice acting in Dragon age though. If divinity II has Nathan North in it, I am sold.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 08:01
Rosseh
They could have at least given it a badadd tranformation animation. A air burst and pop! youre a dragon! is pretty weak.
StingingVelvet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 08:07
StingingVelvet
The demo was pretty standard RPG fare... I will get it at some point.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 08:33
Los255
SO RAD
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 10:05
falinter
WHERE ARE ALL THE WAR ELEPHANTS?!
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 10:09
RICHARD BLOCKER
That looked terrible. As people have stated above, it needed a tranformation sequence.
OverlordZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 10:56
OverlordZombie
Wait... you can spawn Dragons from your butt?!?!?!? D:

btw, I wonder if this will be like Lair



PD: BUTT DRAGON, GO!
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 11:25
Airbr1dge
Damn it! The Brad Nicholson has been unleashed! We must stop him before his muscles take over the world!
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 13:04
TheJesusNinja26
TROGDOR!!!!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 15:57
Xzyliac
Trogdor was a man
Ekas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 18:31
Ekas
"Trogdor wæs un mann,
On hsendlio he wæs un Draca-mann,
On hsendlio he wæs un Draca,
Ac he wæs níwene TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!"
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2009 19:53
Electrium
Article of the year!!!
Ggetinfrontofme's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2010 15:40
Ggetinfrontofme
DRAGON...PUNCH. You can burn villages, I'm down with this game.
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