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We were sent this ... I don't know what it is (besides NSFW). We were told it was a trailer for an upcoming game called Centaurian the Game. Clearly, it goes far beyond that. The designer, one Simon Peter, says he's been working on the game for over a year now.

I had a peek around at Simon Peter's website, which is incredibly strange as well. As I type this, I'm hearing an instrumental version of "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood with randomly occurring pan flute. And there's a considerable centaur fixation at work.

I'm clearly interested in what this winds up being. I'm just afraid that it's exactly what it looks like. 








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w4ffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 03:12
w4ffles
I don't even....just wow...

First the Warriors of Elysia thing and now this. I haven't been this confused since I learned there was a guy in the Barney suit.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 03:12
CrocBox
This is a game...? This shouldn't be ANYTHING, much less a game.
Pixel Kaiser's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 03:15
Pixel Kaiser
Games are fucking art indeed.

"Relax" is deliciously appropriate for the site, while I'm at it.
xaliqen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 03:23
xaliqen
No. No. No... NO.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 03:26
Monodi
This is Eidos's latest epic
Red Darmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 03:38
Red Darmah
That Centaur had an AK-47.
This is clearly going to be gaming's Citizen Kane.
Retox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 03:47
Retox
a boomer-axe!? fucking awesome... kinda makes it worth watching 3min of crap
seventhevening's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 03:54
seventhevening
Well, at least it IS something different. Not a sequel or a remake or cash-in.
Salacar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 04:01
Salacar
What is this, I don't even
Enzi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 04:26
Enzi
Whoa, that's fucked up. I like it.
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 04:57
HammerShark
Horrifyingly-addictive.
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 05:27
lem
Wow, warriors of elysia have nothing on this!
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 05:35
Johnny Justice
Bravo! Shatter and now this. The New Zealand videogame industry is really taking off.
Matthew Razak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 07:00
Matthew Razak
I demand to see gameplay!
WUmpus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 07:27
WUmpus
That's fucking disturbing. In game bestiality? This guy needs to see a therapist.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 07:40
Danzflor
That Was RETARDED.

But I Can't stop laughing.
otikik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 07:43
otikik
AWESOME TAKE ALL MY MONEY
JDefined's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 08:14
JDefined
what?
HeilHiggie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 08:34
HeilHiggie
I think this is a video from Sterling's personal porn collection, no?
davechu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 08:42
davechu
It looks like Tim and Eric Awesome Show is having way too much of an effect on New Zealand!
Malfegor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 08:49
Malfegor
What the fucking fuck did i just watch?
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 09:00
jawshoeuh
I hope this is a console-flavor-of-your-choice exclusive! It looks like a real system seller.
OldSkull's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 09:05
OldSkull
Loved the bearded horse rapist...nham,nham,nham... also the boomeraxe rocks!XD
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 09:11
Blasto
And a good morning to you as well, sir. Well, that was...that..*aneurysm*
HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 09:14
HOLY TACO
Hilarious. I'm from Wellington NZ (I think this guy Simon Peter is too) and watched another one of this guys films which he entered in a film competition which also featured much gayness and centaurs (the one in specific featuring a gay, pedo centaur). Thought the film was funny, at least funnier than this one (it's the other one on his website).
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 09:22
Elsa
He has an awesome cool website! Yeah, we've been needing a good centaur game for quite awhile now!
LogicallyDashing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 09:53
LogicallyDashing
I didn't think ANYTHING could make Warriors of Elysia look good..... oh how wrong I am.
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 10:16
dj-anon
Absolutely brilliant.
socialnorms's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 10:18
socialnorms
Trogdor?
Jackson Starburst's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 10:41
Jackson Starburst
This game will be dissapointing, it's too hyped up now.
ElectricWeasel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 10:48
ElectricWeasel
Oh god, it looks like one of Adult Swim's horrid live-action abominations in video game form.
Tendonin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 10:56
Tendonin
Looks like something from adult swim.
Mastrmeatwad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 11:47
Mastrmeatwad
This game is going to ....not exist..
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 11:53
Skribble
I was thinking Tim and Eric...

..but from New Zealand.
pneuma08's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 12:02
pneuma08
We are at the cusp of a GOLDEN AGE OF INDIE GAMES. Things will never be the same.
JFF's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 12:03
JFF
Redefine the LOL expression.
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 12:26
ArcticFox
This looked like a Tim and Eric production.

Also: WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 12:56
timtheterrible
It's art, it doesn't have to make sense!
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 13:01
EdgyDude
@Articfox: I ask myself the same question
Elreydelleon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 13:33
Elreydelleon
This is obviously just for kicks. XD

They should have used a blue screen.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 14:26
TheToiletDuck
I'm all for anything with a man on top and a horse down below [ /homoerotic]
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 16:16
Johnny Justice
@Dave Ginsberg: Tim and Eric are actually very much unknown in NZ. It's more likely unfluenced by Back of the Y only it's not quite as crass.
charizard del chainsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 16:30
charizard del chainsaw
gaaaah too awesome to be real!!!!
Dezroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 17:28
Dezroy
Who are Tim and Eric?

^ New Zealander that hasn't heard of them.

BOTY has been around for ages, T&E probably copied them!
snoogans775's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 18:03
snoogans775
copied shmopied.

Great Job!
KG989's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/20/2010 21:21
KG989
I blame Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job for this shit. Before that was deemed acceptable this shit would never have seen the light of day.
Dezroy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2010 01:54
Dezroy
Pfffffft! KG989 = Troll

Seriously, no one in NZ has heard of the Tim and Eric show (original airing February 2007)

It's all Back of the Y down here (original airing September 2001)
Jon McGuire's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2010 02:00
Jon McGuire
GOTY.
CrawlingChaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2010 03:02
CrawlingChaos
This is awesome.
moggle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2010 04:02
moggle
This has a good chance of being the best game ever made. Better than a good chance. A great chance. They better not fuck it up.
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