PAX Prime 2014 is winding down, but that doesn't mean those of us at home can't pretend like we are there, stalking Max Scoville as he roams the show floor. I was going to give a detailed play-by-play of the video here, but I have decided that just pasting the notes I took while watching will suffice. Hope you like animals!
Andy, Hamza, Jordan, and community member Muddbstrd as Mr. Destructoid
Max Scoville looking for animals
Guy on elevator gets creeped out
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel oxygen bar
"This is so stupid!"
Somebody asks for Tara, but is so uninteresting that the video editor fast forwarded it
Evolve monster crotch extreme closeup
Max walks through a fart
"Let's go look at Pikachu's asshole!"
Paul who gets swag
Woman who smiles knowingly about Max looking for a tank's asshole
So there you have it! The experience of walking the show floor with Max Scoville, and you didn't even have to personally walk through a fart.
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