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You aren't at PAX? Let Max Scoville give you the tour


10:30 PM on 08.31.2014



PAX Prime 2014 is winding down, but that doesn't mean those of us at home can't pretend like we are there, stalking Max Scoville as he roams the show floor. I was going to give a detailed play-by-play of the video here, but I have decided that just pasting the notes I took while watching will suffice. Hope you like animals!

  • Andy, Hamza, Jordan, and community member Muddbstrd as Mr. Destructoid
  • Max Scoville looking for animals
  • Guy on elevator gets creeped out
  • Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel oxygen bar
  • "This is so stupid!"
  • Blake
  • Indie MEGABOOTH
  • Somebody asks for Tara, but is so uninteresting that the video editor fast forwarded it
  • Evolve monster crotch extreme closeup
  • Max walks through a fart
  • "Let's go look at Pikachu's asshole!"
  • Paul who gets swag
  • Woman who smiles knowingly about Max looking for a tank's asshole
  • Laserzone

So there you have it! The experience of walking the show floor with Max Scoville, and you didn't even have to personally walk through a fart.






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12:00 PM on 11.17.2014
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