6:11 PM on 02.06.2007
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Niero
When I received the first cut of The Destructoid Theme Song from Jonathan "GameJew" Mann, ingenious creator of the music behind the X-Play musical and The Mario Opera, I had no idea what to expect. Then I creamed my pants.
Download Hey, Mr. Destructoid.mp3
New! Jason's Opera Accapela Also Cocks version
Now here's the fun part -- we need your help! Jonathan would like to mix in some additional voices in the singalong part after 1:20. Record yourself (use headphones and isolate your audio track) and send your submissions to niero@destructoid.com. Lyrics and chords after the jump:
Hey, Mr. Destructoid
by Jonathan Mann
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
Mr. Destructoid
Get your claws offa my lady, now
She's got video games all around her tits
But she's mine, she's mine
I posted her pictures
And you whipped out your robot cock
And I wonder if you're shootin' all your nuts and bolts tonight
But she's mine, yeah she's mine
Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You're not owned by Fox or AOL and I like that about you
Mr. Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You took on the big boys and you came out on top
So I say:
Hey, Hey, Mr. Destructoid
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THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMNESS.
TAKE THAT CRECENTE! NO ONE EVER WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR DID THEY!
Dtoid chocolate...
Dtoid action figure...
Dtoid pins...
Dtoid nation...
Same thing we do every night Pinky...
Actually, I'm shocked my computer didn't explode. I'm surprised my computer could contain that much awesome and not have something bad happen to it.
I was sort of thinking more like Mark Knopfler, but I guess him and Lou kinda did go to the same school of singing.
I'd DEFINITELY buy a Dtoid lunchbox and action figure, FO SHO. I'd prolly buy a plush, too.
You guys could bundle the plushtoid with this game.
I wish some indie game developer would talk to us about that. Put it on XBLA. It'd be HAWT! Fanboy Hunter FTW!
Doomo arigato Mr. Destructoid.
thanks for spending money for a good jingle
I'm sure Ron is working on the dtoid fleshlight, it connects to the RSS feed and sucks you off everytime theres a new post.