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When I received the first cut of The Destructoid Theme Song from Jonathan "GameJew" Mann, ingenious creator of the music behind the X-Play musical and The Mario Opera, I had no idea what to expect. Then I creamed my pants.

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Now here's the fun part -- we need your help! Jonathan would like to mix in some additional voices in the singalong part after 1:20. Record yourself (use headphones and isolate your audio track) and send your submissions to niero@destructoid.com. Lyrics and chords after the jump:

Hey, Mr. Destructoid
by Jonathan Mann


Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey
                  E
Mr. Destructoid
                      B
Get your claws offa my lady, now
               C#m                  A
She's got video games all around her tits
E                               B
But she's mine, she's mine

I posted her pictures
And you whipped out your robot cock
And I wonder if you're shootin' all your nuts and bolts tonight
But she's mine, yeah she's mine

Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You're not owned by Fox or AOL and I like that about you
Mr. Destructoid, Mr. Destructoid
You took on the big boys and you came out on top

So I say:

Hey, Hey, Mr. Destructoid


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velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:14
velcroman
next, we take over the world!!
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:15
Namelessted
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY MR DESTRUCTOID.

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMNESS.
WmV337's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:15
WmV337
A comic with D-Toid, ron's wonderful day, and now a theme song. D-toid FTW!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:20
tazarthayoot
THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOME!

TAKE THAT CRECENTE! NO ONE EVER WROTE A SONG ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HAIR DID THEY!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:20
tazarthayoot
jk jk
Gemsi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:20
Gemsi
I've so just found my new ringtone
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:21
charliesuh
Dtoid Song...check
Dtoid chocolate...
Dtoid action figure...
Dtoid pins...
Dtoid nation...

Same thing we do every night Pinky...
Resarf's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:23
Resarf
Ha ha good stuff. Now all we need is a Dtoid movie!
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:25
momiji58
Hahahah the song is so amazing!
Jecrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:25
Jecrell
Wow
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:25
World Famous
I smell a Grammy.
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:25
momiji58
rasput1n's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:43
rasput1n
Now we need a porn with Ron Jeremy wearing the Dtiod mask!!
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:43
Oni
You're right, Niero. I was so not ready for that.

Actually, I'm shocked my computer didn't explode. I'm surprised my computer could contain that much awesome and not have something bad happen to it.
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:46
tehuberone
Awesomeness. Listening to it at workz.
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:50
TheBrain
...try to take over the world.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:52
Niero
Who, this guy?

scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 17:58
scrap
YESSSSSS!!11
JoeyBuckets's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:00
JoeyBuckets
Holy Shit, this is on my iPod already.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:02
Im OK
On the one hand, it's GameJew singing. Again. *ugh*

On the other hand, it actually isn't too bad, for once.
Brandon2520's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:05
Brandon2520
Awesome enough to make it onto my ipod!
scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:08
scrap
also, cocks.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:10
deanhatescoffee
That is one fine Dtoid lady.
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:12
Faith
How about Dtoid cake, pillow, bed spread, lunch box, board game, action figure, and bead coaster.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:12
Niero
Dean -- Agreed. You know somebody is good looking when they look photoshopped IN PERSON
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:13
Niero
We have the toy prototype. I'm going to send a mountain of money to Tiff if we ever make it:

Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:15
Aetsen
Lou Reed x Robots = Hey, Mr. Destructoid.mp3
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:21
iRaf
I would soo buy one. and not let any little kids touch it.
Gamejew's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:29
Gamejew
"Lou Reed x Robots = Hey, Mr. Destructoid.mp3"

I was sort of thinking more like Mark Knopfler, but I guess him and Lou kinda did go to the same school of singing.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:42
iRaf
nice job gamejew. now you need to sing about the coolest person on dtoid, iRaf.
Maxpower's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:49
Maxpower
You are right. I am so not ready for The Destructoid Theme song.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:51
Aetsen
Now that you mention it, the song is kind of Knopfler-esque. I've long suspected he is a robot as well... ;)
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:53
deanhatescoffee
The song made me think of The Presidents of the United States of America. Really good stuff.

I'd DEFINITELY buy a Dtoid lunchbox and action figure, FO SHO. I'd prolly buy a plush, too.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 18:58
World Famous
We have a mailbox. That count?
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:11
tehuberone
@Niero


You guys could bundle the plushtoid with this game.
Ham Vagina's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:18
Ham Vagina
Loved it GJ! It has a real They Might Be Giants sensibility to it, with a raunchier slant. My cap is officially doffed!
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:22
World Famous
tehuberone:

I wish some indie game developer would talk to us about that. Put it on XBLA. It'd be HAWT! Fanboy Hunter FTW!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:30
Mxyzptlk
Props to GameJew, that was dripping with awesome sauce.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 19:54
Topher Cantler
Every song that's not this one should be made illegal.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 20:04
brad drac
Awesome song. Big up, props and the like to gamejew. I would send in a backup vocal mp3 if I had a working mic. Alas, you must do without my aharmonious voice spreading dischord and woe.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 20:14
bhive01
I really want to like it. I do. Let's leave it at that...

Doomo arigato Mr. Destructoid.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 21:05
wario67
woa thats awesome! ^_^
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 21:20
CannibalCalvin
You know what this means, T-shirts. It could be nothing more then the robot head on a cheap ass white t-shirt and we'd buy it like insulin.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 21:21
deiga-the-semivaliant
I sent over my sound file. To be apart of this would be an awesome honor.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 21:26
iRaf
im going to do my sound file tommorrow. watch out. im a beastly singer. =]
MIKEisONfire84's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 21:44
MIKEisONfire84
Wow.Amazing.
Danzuke's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 21:53
Danzuke
that's it, I give up. Destructoid is the best fucking thing ever. EVAR!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 21:59
Topher Cantler
... So true.
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/06/2007 22:08
ian_esq
Man, thats second time through that song kicks so much ass.

thanks for spending money for a good jingle
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/07/2007 00:40
tazarthayoot
Have you guys put serious thought into making a truck load of different dtoid swag items? You don't even have to speculate whether they would sell, ask anyone here. We would buy tshirts, toys, fleshlights, whatever you put out, we love you guys that much.

I'm sure Ron is working on the dtoid fleshlight, it connects to the RSS feed and sucks you off everytime theres a new post.
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