Seven minutes and sixteen seconds is entirely too long for a video on the Internet. Especially when said video is about a game called City Bus Simulator 2010. Even if this was the top of the line in terms of bus driving simulation, which it's painfully not, it'd still be too dull for a seven-minute clip.
Knowing this, I've gathered specific key moments you won't want to miss. You can catch these at the following time marks: 0:32, 2:00, 2:30, 4:52, and 5:14. I'm probably forgetting something, but there's no way I'm spending any more time watching this damn video. You can't make me.
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I don't even want to start thinking about how hard this game's veteran mode is going to be. What if Carlos has to perform maintenance on the bus? Or gets a flat?
CARLOS fights crime in the CAMPAIGN MODE! From the developer's website: "Our campaign is an exciting interactive crime story confronting you with many challenges. And guess who is playing the leading parts in this story … What do you think? Yes, right! Your character “Carlos” together with his colleagues. We are sure you will have lots of fun in this mode. Of course our simulation game comes out without any violence."
hmm i wonder what happens if you decide to turn psycho and run over pedestrians, probably has invincible civilians that miraculously dive out of the way like in driver. I wonder if this game has any combat mechanics though, it certaintly does look like it was made using the operation flashpoint mission editor
@Bluefusion I was wondering what exactly that ad on the side of that truck was for, you can get a better look at it at the very beginning of 5:54...that does not look child-friendly. I can't believe the previous versions of this sold enough to merit sequels. Please tell me companies aren't using this to train their bus drivers.
Can't be real, all the passengers are in decent shape, well dressed, clean, and polite. Where's the fatass who takes up two seats, the loud kid, and the filthy bastard who leaves a grease stain on the window after he rests his head against it?
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2:00 AM on 11.21.2009
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Which one is it, then?
"So it is!"
That is some fantastic writing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSRQcyc97KA
Maybe some bored kids start throwing rocks at the bus. I know it happens over here all the time.
So much potential..
"So it is."
Favorite part. I was mesmerized by this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFKehg03xGI
Damn I'd like to see some nice cleavage right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsUnHe457hc
also, does this look like a GTAIII mod to anyone else?
it didn't even let you actually drive a bus, you were merely the guide on it... it was fun in a wacky way for as long as your high lasted :-)
I'm still totally going to play it though.
comment win?
So it is.
And boom goes the dynamite.