I've never played Namco Bandai's WiiWare title Muscle March, so I don't know if it's a good game or not. But here's the game's "story," according to the publisher:
"The all mighty protein powder has been stolen so it's up to Tony and his mustlce-bound crew to catch the thieves... as each thief attempts their escape, they will smash through walls while making a variety of poses. You must match these poses to fit through the holes and catch up to the thieves. The protein powder will be yours again."
Well, okay, I'll buy that. Sure, why not? To promote the game, Namco Bandai sent over a mock protein powder canister with a Muscle March Wii-skin and branded swim trunks in it. What am I going to do with this stuff? Nothing. But I want to give it away.
(Warning: What I'm about to write is the worst idea I've ever come up with.) Here's how this will work: I'll send the shorts and the skin to the first person to a) take a picture of themselves in tighty-whities and post it in the comments, and b) agree to take a picture of themselves in the Muscle March shorts so we can post it on Destructoid. Contest is open to both males and females over the age of 17.
Okay, go.
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Contest:
7:00 PM on 02.04.2010
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/hits F5
Sorry for the blurryness, I was in a rush.
http://tinypic.com/r/2w74hhh/6
I can post further pictures of myself in my speedo to prove my identy. But I should win >.>
Over something...at least.
i still think that's absolutely hilarious
That should do it, as long as it works...
Here goes nuthin....
Ah, didn't catch that... I was going off both the image and promising to take the picture later too. But if you were first, man, you were first. Hats off to you.
I would say that DwightDL should get this, even though his wimpy body and lack of legit briefs is less than awesome.
Oryharakestrel just scares the fuck out of me (and those aren't actually briefs).
And Sonic9jct is clearly still wearing clothing, so is thusly less impressive than Oryharakestrel and the nightmares he has given me.
Haha, hear hear!
Whoa whoa whoa
Wimpy body? That's what a successful swimmer's body looks like :D
I keed I keed. (We're actually both about the same build, though I think my shoulders are a bit wider.)
In my mind's eye I was hoping for muscle-man for this contest.
Come to think of it, can we just send them to Brad, assuming he'd pose in them?
It was supposed to be for the first commenter, which was myself :)
Well, I did win a female avatar code, but yeah.
I never win underwear.
No Words.
I actually did win Braid last year during the Spike TV awards thing but winning underwear is what takes you to the next level.
*facepalm*
Seriously guys, what the hell?? T_T
:P
Had to say it.