Got news?   tips@destructoid.com  |  Never miss a story:   RSS + Twitter + YouTube
Hey! New here? Destructoid is a gaming discussion community, updated nearly every 20 minutes. Make a quick avatar to comment and enter our contests. Take the tour!

 


Home Xbox Live updates

Xbox trolls, get ready to have your fun ruined: Microsoft will be censoring you

10:46 AM on 10.20.2008, Colette Bennett 102 comments

Xbox trolls, get ready to have your fun ruined: Microsoft will be censoring you photo
     Xbox Live

Rule one of Internet anonymity: you can be a dick. Anytime, anywhere, and there are no consequences. This rule has somehow managed to drip over to Xbox LIVE, where you can be called any colorful racial or sexual slur with hardly a thought. It seems fans of the F-bomb will soon have their cereal peed in, however, I couldn't be happier to hear the news.

The U.S. Patent office has granted Microsoft a brand-spanking-new patent to censor audio streams real-time. Know what that means, kids? The days of talking to strangers like the scum of the earth are soon to be over. Of course, this also may make the Agent Mulders of the world a bit nervous, as it also means that anything else could technically be censored as well.

Do you think this is a good thing .. or an advancement with scary potential?

[Via GamePolitics -- Thanks, Joe]


Next page: More Microsoft stories




psycho terror2's Avatar
psycho terror2 at 10/20/2008 10:48
damn. microsoft is now enforcing improper pronunciation of curse words.

prepare for an even more annoying onslaught of "fizucking hizomo" on XBL.
Char Aznable's Avatar
Char Aznable at 10/20/2008 10:49
Hopefully you'll be able to turn it off for people on your friends list or something. There are plenty of times when cursing is appropriate and very necessary among friends.
russtolium's Avatar
russtolium at 10/20/2008 10:50
Dual edged sword........ although I like the idea of blotting out foul mouthed idiots, I can only see this adding another layer of annoyance in it's place.

As anyone who has played on Live knows, the voice chat sound quality is one shade shy of abysmal, so who wants to bet that this real time censoring will frequently misinterpret your perfectly acceptable conversation as profanity? I imagine everyone sounding like they're cutting in and out constantly.

Not only that, but adding another layer between the voice being spoken and played back could make for some pretty annoying speech lag. Not as big a deal as actual game lag, but if you communicate with a team frequently it could get annoying.

I suppose in the unlikely event that they sidestep these issues with something like this, it might be okay. Honestly though, I think the mute buttons work pretty good.
timtheterrible's Avatar
timtheterrible at 10/20/2008 10:50
****ing fantastic idea.
Wghj55's Avatar
Wghj55 at 10/20/2008 10:51
@fetusmilk

Yeah except 95% of people can't just talk trash...they throw in all kinds of highly inappropriate slurs. Then there are also the idiots who thinks it's so funny to play annoying music into the mic for the whole game. If they can filter that stuff out, then please bring it on.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 10/20/2008 10:51
Yay carnie talk!!!!
CelicaCrazed's Avatar
CelicaCrazed at 10/20/2008 10:51
You can't be offending the casuals once they all decide to buy a 360 this holiday season. How can they look family-friendly and convince them and their friends to spend all their money on Live content when they'll be assaulted by prepubescent teens screaming at the top of their lungs??

Honestly I'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm against censorship but many people do and say things that I feel voids their right to free speech.
Danmartigan's Avatar
Danmartigan at 10/20/2008 10:52
My guess is this will be some sort of parental control. Or at least it should be.
Agent Embryo's Avatar
Agent Embryo at 10/20/2008 10:54
I was wondering the same thing as char, I'm always in a private chat with the people in my friends list, and there's a lot of language being thrown around. I have the mute all option cut on anyway, except friends, so I never have to listen to that stuff anyway.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar
Jonathan Holmes at 10/20/2008 10:56
Sounds awesome.

I still have absolutely no interest in talking to anyone, online or off line, while I'm playing a videogame. However, if I ever did, I now could do so without getting cussed out by strangers.
NotAZombie's Avatar
NotAZombie at 10/20/2008 10:58
Bull shit, fuck this. I have fun by trolling kids and people who deserve it. I don't mind it when people do it back to me because it's always fun to have some banter on a team and if people don't like it Microsoft already has a mute option.

Again, FUCK THIS SHIT.
Cataract's Avatar
Cataract at 10/20/2008 10:58
Definitely agree with Reaprar on this one. If MS scans for curse words, they can scan for anything. I wouldnt't be surprised if a simple joke between friends, or a bit of trash-talking could end up in a lawsuit now somewhere down the road.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar
PhazonYoshi at 10/20/2008 11:00
Microsoft using speech recognition?

I hope it's a damn sight better than that which comes with windows, because that couldn't tell a "fuck" from a "I've got your back, friend"
DaedHead8's Avatar
DaedHead8 at 10/20/2008 11:02
I'm going to wait to pass judgment until I see how it works. I am hopeful however.
atastysammich's Avatar
atastysammich at 10/20/2008 11:04
They'll make up new vulgarities to sneak past the censors. Because the Internet has absolutely nothing better to do with its time.

On the plus side, if it works in practice, maybe Nintendo will take notes and put some effort into beefing up their next console with an online experience that's more than a punchline.
junglistgamer's Avatar
junglistgamer at 10/20/2008 11:04
Personally, i have a weird appreciation for the trash talk, it's kind of a way to let you know who the dicks are. I started playing R6: vegas 2 and actually found myself playing with friendly people who worked as a team and i really appreciated it, but that politeness would be meaningless if everyone had to be polite all the time.

It's not really a freedom-of-speech thing for me, its more that now i'll have no point of reference to define the people who i'd actually like on my friends list.
MYL0R's Avatar
MYL0R at 10/20/2008 11:06
As stated, there is a mute button, so this isn't completely necessary. But it's also good. Maybe now I'll start playing Halo 3 again.
But on CoD4, I hardly ever hear trash talking and vulgar language. Unless I'm playing with my friends, who start the trash talking.

I'm not thrilled about this, but I think it's good for people with families that want to play online. It's good and bad.
908peruvian's Avatar
908peruvian at 10/20/2008 11:15
what is this FUCK you speak of?

i wonder if they'll censor GAY next?
908peruvian's Avatar
908peruvian at 10/20/2008 11:15
what is this FUCK you speak of?

i wonder if they'll censor GAY next?
Funktastic's Avatar
Funktastic at 10/20/2008 11:18
Wow, despite how much I hate Micro$oft . . . if they do this right, this could be the greatest thing ever! I don't see what everyone is complaining about, since this saves the hassle of muting and dealing with the 808734387 retards on Call of Duty 4, etc.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/20/2008 11:19
People can be stupid sometimes, but if I'm playing with friends, I want the option to call one of them a dick in good fun. And what if it screws up and censors me if I say something is a-dick-tive? I'm not completely sold on this.
Jon2309's Avatar
Jon2309 at 10/20/2008 11:19
This better be a parental control, not enforced. Otherwise, the shit is going to hit the fan.
somesthetic's Avatar
somesthetic at 10/20/2008 11:25
why just "fuck?"
Krahsh's Avatar
Krahsh at 10/20/2008 11:25
THE SKY IS FALLING!!

I'm sure this will be something implemented under the parental controls as Danmartigan had mentioned. My only question is will this be something you can restrict to people not listed in your friends list?

If anything it'll force people to follow Sterling's example and invent new and exciting ways to curse or at the very least give way to a whole slew of obscene amalgams.

My new misogynistic insult is Twat-Rocket!™
GunSlap's Avatar
GunSlap at 10/20/2008 11:26
Personally I am wondering how well this system will work. How many not so bad words will it accidentally catch? How many farily bad words will it miss? Will it be enough to make it seem like its doing what it is supposed to? How much longer will I keep asking no one in particular these questions?
Xhumation's Avatar
Xhumation at 10/20/2008 11:30
We're sorry the comment you're trying to read was censored by Microsoft. Microsoft- We're Everywhere -
bbrigg1's Avatar
bbrigg1 at 10/20/2008 11:33
but I can still molest little boys via mic, right?
Budboy311's Avatar
Budboy311 at 10/20/2008 11:38
This is great news. One of the reasons I don't like playing online is all the racist and sexually bigoted verbage by a bunch of teenagers and repressed 20 somethings. Hopefully this helps to teach these kids some class, and to "trash talk" without having to rely on hate speak.
Cartman's Avatar
Cartman at 10/20/2008 11:38
God dammit Microsoft. God dammit.
BlackSheep's Avatar
BlackSheep at 10/20/2008 11:39
will this delay the speech as you say it, to when ppl hear it?

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

oh nevermind. it's too late.
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 10/20/2008 11:45
Will I still be able to tell that funny Vinegar story that everyone loves?
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 10/20/2008 11:47
It could be good, depending on how Microsoft implements this. I'll have to wait and see before I pass judgment, but if it gets rid of the annoying cocks on XBL, I'm for it.
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 10/20/2008 11:50
While this sounds like it may be something that works only 50% of the time, at least it's something. I don't have a problem with the fucks and shits, it's the racial and sexuality slurs that make the chatter unlistenable.

As long at it doesn't pull false positives and block words like luck, sit, flag, bunt then I am okay with it.

Also this could introduce a significant delay... Think how long it takes to say motherfucker slowly - the system might need to crunch words one at a time or have a buffer set to the longest phrase it can handle
chadandjody's Avatar
chadandjody at 10/20/2008 11:51
As long as I have the ability to turn the censor option on/off then I think it's great. I would probably use it.
SilverDragon1979's Avatar
SilverDragon1979 at 10/20/2008 11:52
I have no problem with this at all. My question is, can Microsoft figure out a way to censor all those people who feel like singing over voice chat. Those are the bastards I want to censor.
brosef's Avatar
brosef at 10/20/2008 11:53
I could do with less N-bombs, but I don't want Microsoft telling me I can't call my friends "fucktards"
Cube's Avatar
Cube at 10/20/2008 11:56
Ehh it is only fun to be a dick with text anyway something xbox live lacks.

So does not apply to me i got a 5 star appoveal rating.
Timmeh's Avatar
Timmeh at 10/20/2008 11:57
This'll never work. With the colourful insults the more imaginitive mind can conjure up, the quality of microphone feeds and massive variety of accents and speech patterns I can't see it censoring much/correctly.
Bans's Avatar
Bans at 10/20/2008 11:58
It's always delivered as an convenience. Thanks for helping the broader acceptance because a few immature assholes can't lay off dirty cookies just to be cool. Thanks for laying down perhaps the foundation of something bigger. Good job tools..
wfolse1's Avatar
wfolse1 at 10/20/2008 12:06
I think this is a horrible idea and that it really sets a scary precedent for the future of online gaming. Now, I hate getting into a room with a bunch of idiots yelling and throwing around racial slurs as much as the next guy, but I have to agree with previous posters when they say that a little trash talking adds to the fun of playing certain games. When I was freshman in college, my roommate and I would play Gears of War against two guys that lived down the hall from us, and the barrage of curse words that flew out of our mouths was absolutely insane. After we played, which ever team won would rush to the other team's room and continue the trash talking on a personal level. Trash talking in good spirit is fun. Mute someone if they are being an idiot, I know I do all of the time. Also, isn't this what the gamer zone thing (whatever it's called) is for on XBL? If you want to stay away from that kind of thing don't pick Underground! Just thought I'd add my .02
Scientist tz's Avatar
Scientist tz at 10/20/2008 12:06
You can talk trash without dropping an N-bomb or calling somebody a shitcock.

I have no issues with this.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 10/20/2008 12:15
Worst/Best idea ever
CALkulon's Avatar
CALkulon at 10/20/2008 12:16
What the ****? This is ******** ********. No ******* way do I want my ******* chat censored. ****!

But seriously. Will this include chatting to friends? Because thats nonsense, I would want to be able to swear with/at my friends. Reeks of invasion of privacy.

Thankfully it'd be unlikely to happen in Britain, listening in on chat would likely break the law here. The easy solution is to 1/2/3/4/perma week ban anyone who think it's ok to run around swearing their heads off for no apparent reason, after they've been confirmed as knobs. They'll soon learn, or just bugger off. (Possible by reporting players then have MS Admins check them out?)
Slick Icarus's Avatar
Slick Icarus at 10/20/2008 12:19
Good idea, but there should be an option to turn this on/off. You know, what with freedom of speech and whatnot.
Tino's Avatar
Tino at 10/20/2008 12:19
Does your mother still hang out at dockside bars?
mix's Avatar
mix at 10/20/2008 12:23
"You piece of mother licking pie I'm to to stuff you with turkey stuffing, I'm Old Greg"

it could work....
xollner's Avatar
xollner at 10/20/2008 12:25
Does this mean they add another second or so delay to what you say and censor it before everyone else hears it?
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar
4knuckleshuffle at 10/20/2008 12:34
If it's possible to choose not to have things censored, this is going to be absolutely awesome.
prev next 50 comments

Returning Dtoiders: login now to post a comment

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just Create an avatar now - it's fast and free: PLUS you also get your own gaming blog and begin posting stories and uploading videos in our open community area that may also appear on our home page. Sign up and we'll guide you through it, it's easy and 100% anonymous.




 Original Videos

 Reviews
Mad Dog McCree Gunslinger Pack
Overlord II
Yosumin Live!
Let's Tap
Ghostbusters: The Video Game (Wii)
View all Game Reviews

 Community blogs -   39719 Dtoiders!

This month's theme: Untapped Potential

New to Dtoid? Read the survival guide


 Originals

The best and worst '4th' videogames EVER!











more original Destructoid stories



 Popular now more













Destructoid is:
Nick Chester
Editor-in-Chief
Jim Sterling
Reviews Editor
Dale North
News Editor
Hamza Aziz
Community Manager
Anthony Burch
Features Editor
Rey Gutierrez
Video editor & director
Niero
Founder, publisher
Letters to the editors
tips@destructoid.com
Associate Editors
Ashley Davis Jonathan Holmes
Brad Nicholson Jonathan Ross
Brad Rice Jordan Devore
Chad Concelmo Matthew Razak
Colette Bennett Tom Fronczak
Conrad Zimmerman Topher Cantler
Dyson Samit Sarkar
Contributors
Adam Dork
Ben Perlee
Daniel Lingen
Joseph Leray
Joe Burling
Mikey
Will Maddock
Stella Wong




get involved

register or login
post a blog
post a forum
enter a contest
discuss a review
contribute a news tip
write a guest editorial
support

new member's guide
login assistance
tech support
report abuse
email our editors
read our dev blog
nuclear crisis?
keep in touch

RSS feed
Twitter
Facebook
Myspace
Flickr
Game nights
Meet-ups
seriously

about us
advertising
terms of use
privacy policy
jobs at MM
buy our crap
our network

Tomopop
Japanator




Destructoid is an independently-run publication forged by our love of video games and the gaming community's need of accountable enthusiast press
living the dream since March 16, 2006