Fans of Darksiders rejoice! Microsoft's innovative and unique Avatar characters now have clothing and items based on Vigil's excellent action-adventure game. If you want to spend your hard-earned money on a fake horse head for fake people who do absolutely nothing of value, then this is a real treat for you.
Your Avatars can now dress up like War himself or wear a mask of his faithful horse, Ruin. Demon and angel helmets and a number of logo-adorned T-shirts are also available, for the lovely price of "More than free," which is too expensive. Anyway, go download those if you're a f*cking idiot.
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12:20 PM on 01.14.2010
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Actually, I say we dress Jim up in this crap and then parade him around. HAHA, I'm a genius!
You guy are going to end up with ulcers if you don't chill the fuck out.
I second this motion!
I like the way you think.
I've got a few gears of war figurines, they don't do a bloody thing but people see them and think they are cool and I feel like I'm supporting the franchise (distributors and all) by buying them.
And to be fair this very website has haf a comp this week giving out a totally useless (but seriously cool) fake sword that does jack shit.
"He's on fire!"
Not to mention the very author of this article bought an Aliens themed axe that he presumably won't use for anything but looking cool!
You go boy.
You didn't know? Ulcers from hating things are like internet badges of honor. The more you have, the cooler you are!
Sigh, I fear some of you are truly dead inside. What is happening in the rest of your life to be that jaded?
Well, I'm off to have a 'tar with a horses head and pom poms. Just because. Somehow, someway I will manage to carry on in life having wasted five dollars (or whatever the price will be).
I've never bought Avatar clothes myself, but Bakewell's actually changed my mind on them.
Because you don't take your t-shirt home and put it on a stupid doll that no one will ever see. Buying virtual cloths for a virtual doll is just stupid. I'll never do it, but if other people want to do it that's fine, good for them. But I'll still call them all retarded for doing it every single time!
Get an avatar and stick around, meng.
Actually, I'm not sure Jim even knows what logic is.
Buying this stuff is stupid, and people who do buy it are total tools.
No, but YOU yourself will see it, which is enough for some of us. Are you saying that you only buy things to impress other people?
At least it looks in no way resembles that icky Darksiders guy..."
Get an avatar and stick around, meng.
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