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Xbox is more manly than Xbox 360

4:37 PM on 12.07.2006   |   Faith

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Jenn Frank, community manager for 1UP.com apparently didn't have enough work to do this week and decided to make this weird little chart that showed where video game related stuff and normal activities stand when its comes to testosterone, estrogen, being responsible and wasting time.

According to her chart, Summa is a responsible woman for playing Cooking Mama and owning a Nintendo Wii, I'm a man for playing Xbox and Call of Duty, and Tetris is as neutral as you can get in her little world. How exactly is Xbox more manly than Xbox 360? Now excuse me while I go pee standing up.








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World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 16:55
World Famous
My love of Elite Beat Agents probably isn't helping matters either. Oh well.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 16:57
Jordan Devore
Elite Beat is the greatest handheld game in recent times. I've gotten at least 5 people to buy and love it.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 16:58
World Famous
Yes, it is great. Just not very manly.
wintermute's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 17:01
wintermute
Its nice to know that, to be a real man, its just as qualifying to watch 24 as it is to be a good dad. I mean i know which one is easier.

Seriously though: the Master Chief and Jack Bauer, those are 2/3 of the "testosterone tri-force" (third obviously being Chuck Norris.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 17:06
-D-
fucking retarded. I don't know where that falls on her grid, but she should put herself there.
loquax's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 17:14
loquax
But Arnie made giving birth pretty damn manly. And how is watching 24 neutral and a slight waste of time? I learn so much about "blades" and "packets" and "tree searches" from all the CTU techtalk.

I view it as training.
slydecix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 17:21
slydecix
So according to her own chart, anything by Jenn Frank would be considered the girliest waste of time ever?
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 17:39
Kif
I don't appreciate her talking about Jack Bauer in such a bad way.
teksuo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 18:43
teksuo
Gears, Halo, 360 CoD, Mowin' the lawn? Oh yeah... I'm all man baby...!
renison's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 20:01
renison
-D- you took the words right outta my mouth but you didnt notice that she DID put her herself up there, she's the most estrogen-filled waste of time item on the chart. i just dont know why she added a 'by' before her name, must be some type of cultural prescript from her native country of retardland.
nightmareci's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 20:10
nightmareci
I'm a hardcore Tetris player, so I stand in the middle and laugh at all of you!
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2006 23:07
Aaron Mxy Yost
The 360 is more girly because VelocityGirl keeps making all that custom clothing to buy over the Live Marketplace.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 11:58
galagabug
its true, your xbox would make you go outside and choose your own switch before it evered even considered playing Hexen. xbox360 is the 'metrosexual' xbox. don't believe me, try to play halo2 on your origonal xbox w/ a custom audio playlist that includes nothing but john mayer and coldplay, and it'll shit on your rug.
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2006 03:25
Gamechamp
Teehee! Flowers are pretty!
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