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Xbox-branded sneakers cost $4,000 ... seriously photo

The dedication of fanboys knows no bounds, but this Xbox-inspired footwear would test the resolve (and wallet) of even the most dedicated "Xbot." These custom shoes are not officially endorsed by Nike or Microsoft, but despite their unofficial status, the creator has been able to sell the things for a princely sum of $4,000.99.

"I have made shoes with 22k gold and diamonds on them," explains Sole Junkie, the designer of the sneakers. "I look at my creations as functional art ... not just ordinary sneakers."

Functional art, eh? That's a really snazzy term, but was such art worth the $2,500 asking price? Sole Junkie thinks so, and there seemed to be a fair few people with too much money and not enough sense who agreed with him. Thirty bids brought the sneakers up from $2,500 to the $4,000 sale price. Not quite enough to pay off the lawyers that Microsoft is sure to send Sole Junkie's way.

So, how much would you have paid for these pimpin' green kicks, and if you shelled out four grand, would you have ever dared wear them in public?








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Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:07
Xhumation
Wow..not only are they overpriced, they're also ugly as sin.
Corican's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:08
Corican
I'd wear those trainers along with my red ring:

lolololol
theredpepperofdoom's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:12
theredpepperofdoom
this man is an idiot. he has the old xbox logo on the shoes and they look like neon-colored poop.
Count Grishnack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:16
Count Grishnack
Mr. Tellem will take three pair.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:16
Kraid
Chi-City mang!
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:23
peachboy
i would pay him twenty bucks to get the hell away from me.
also, fire. use fire.
KeVanDam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:24
KeVanDam
they look like they cost maybe 70 euro at a push!
Xeniteone's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:27
Xeniteone
Soooo, stupid. Why would anybody waste their money this way. I went to the guy's website and half the shoes have his picture on it! What a waste of time.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:29
Blasto
Oh sure, it's sounds expensive if you put it into dollars, but it's only around 320,000 microsoft points.

You and your bias Sterling...for shame.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:36
Y0j1mb0
Those are some ugly ass sneakers...seriously.
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:37
Blasto
*it sounds :P
AClockWorkMelon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:38
AClockWorkMelon
@theredpepperofdoom

He's an idiot, huh?
Sure. And he just made some cash.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:46
HiddenAHB
Would someone put a bullet in the head of the dude that designed that?
xdarkxwarriorx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:46
xdarkxwarriorx
@ AClockWorkMelon

i was about to say the same thing.

also, i dont think microsoft has any grounds to sue, since he it is his artistic license to use visuals that he sees in the world (the lawsuit against shepard fairey about the obama hope posters comes to mind). plus the xbox logo is slightly altered, so it is "xbox inspired".

look, i think the sneakers are ugly too, but coming from an art background, he really is in the clear in my opinion. if microsoft had made sneakers, then sure, he might be in trouble, but as of right now, microsoft really has nothing on him.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:56
CRAZYAPE69
Theyre ugly as fuck
dip's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 14:56
dip
I wouldn't pay $4 for them.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 15:03
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vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 15:09
vrplumber
Ill take two pear
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 15:20
Wintersocks
I am teh buyzsorz teh amzing xbox shooz. u is all Ps3 fanboyz.
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 16:09
Static Jak
Ugly as hell.
nsolo1717's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 16:14
nsolo1717
the man gets away with selling those ugly ass kicks for thousands of dollars......he's a genius....how can you hate?
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 16:16
Black Nexus
ugh, damn thats ugly, kill it with fire.
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 16:27
andycadaver
Those are retarded and ugly and need to be dragged out behind a shed and shot repeatedly. What a douchebag. "I make shoes made of PURE MONIES!!111!!" Does that justify the fact that they look like shit and are obnoxiously unnecessary footwear? No, Sole Junkie, it does not. Take your fancy shoes and your fancy pants and peddle them in the Congo. Yes, that's right, the Congo.
Grooveraider's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 16:35
Grooveraider
More power to the designer...I mean it can be as RIDICULOUS as that $20,000 Nintendo World Championship Gold cartridge. I could only vision top-paid Dance DJs sporting these kicks though.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 16:52
AgentMOO
I don't understand limited edition designer sneakers at all. Those look shitty to me.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 16:59
Naim Master
I wouldn't pay 12 dollars for it ...
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 17:00
mrplow8
To be fair, I heard that those shoes are so advanced that they actually make fun of you for spending $4,000 on them.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 17:16
Johnny Justice
I think I'll hold out and see if he makes ugly PS2 or Gamecube themed shoes. Also, what the hell is going out with the laces?
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 17:17
Zantetsuken
You forgot to mention the $20 monthly charge to use them.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 17:28
Chronic Logic
Shit, that is one crappy looking sneakers, it's not even green! It's yellowish! Make them have the ability to RROD and I would pay good money for these sneakers....for 60 bucks.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 17:55
Tarvu
Xboxes didn't RRoD, Xbox 360s did, they are clearly channeling the original Xbox. I would buy that right naow but I am size 9.
Changston's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 18:01
Changston
This shoe offends me on such a personal level. The design of the xbox logo is not symmetrical, there are two shades of green that don't match, the design of the swooshy part shouldn't have a gradient, and the front of the shoe should be all print instead of having a matte black finish in one segment. My anger burns with the heat of a thousand suns that he refers to this as "functional art."

Also, encrusting the shoe with blood diamonds is kind of a dick move.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 18:37
Darren Nakamura
I'd drop a good five bucks on those, if only for the laughs.
FinnE's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 18:39
FinnE
write me up for two pairs.
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 19:10
Rucksack
Man 'da-ohs kicks be real fresh.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 19:48
Los255
Somewhere, right now, ELPRESADOR is wearing these right now.
JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 20:27
JavTheGreat
Did you see they glow in the dark? You can't tell me you wouldn't pay 4000 for glow in the dark shoes. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves :P
JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 20:27
JavTheGreat
Did you see they glow in the dark? You can't tell me you wouldn't pay 4000 for glow in the dark shoes. Anyone who says otherwise is lying to themselves :P
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 21:50
AgentMOO
@JavTheGreat
I'm not paying 4k for these with an XBOX logo on them.
Bodb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 22:38
Bodb
I wouldn't pay $4000 for glow-in-the-dark shoes, because I could find some for way less elsewhere.
Tha_Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/16/2009 22:43
Tha_Meat
People still wear shoes?
dirtyd89's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 00:08
dirtyd89
F*** those sneakers.
$4,000 can get you a PS3 w/ like a 500GB hard drive & 1TB external hard drive, Nintendo Wii, Xbox 360 Elite Game of the Year Bundle, a huge HDTV, and like 20 games for the same price of those shoes.
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 02:32
Atlas
I think I bought these in Walmart for $12.
The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2009 11:47
The Prodigal Son
@Count Grishnack:: That is the first thing I thought when I saw the picture. It reminded me of that YouTube vid that got posted to Dtoid about how Soulja Boy is 'core...
The Unforgivable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 00:30
The Unforgivable
you dont mess with sneaker heads man. They're pretty hardcore.

And Sneakhead with geek tie in is even crazy.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 10:39
Char Aznable
I don't understand this at all. They look like some awful LA Gears from the 90s.
ChaosTeaCup's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 11:10
ChaosTeaCup
I'm loving the 80's Nike hi-top revival - recently bought some Ace Nike SBs in black and grey.. I'm also, what some would refer to as, a bit of an x-bot.

But those shoes are shit.
LogicallyDashing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/18/2009 18:01
LogicallyDashing
"I have made shoes with 22k gold and diamonds on them," explains Sole Junkie

Really? People believed this? Did the auction have a pic of the things? Looks like someone spilled battery acid on their Nikes and it formed an X on the side and clinged on the swoosh logo. People will buy anything. Why do you think infomercials are always on?
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