I love my PlayStation 3 -- a lot more than I really should. My curvy, delicious, Japanese piece of hardware likes it when I set the lights low, turn the stereo up and play with her all night long. There's something particularly special about her, see -- she doesn't get around much, and her milkshake doesn't need to bring the all boys to the yard. It's just me and her, and some great first-party software.
But, underneath her, on the lower shelf, sits my Xbox 360. The "other girl." She and I go way back, but she's recently been sleeping around being a floozy with just about anyone. Anybody and everybody loves to play with her; she's up for anything at any time. The unique, soft, sexy green stare only she gave me has now become a death glare of perversity and filth. She's now become "that girl."
Busting through my door with a green and white cape was Xbox 360's Director of Product Management, Aaron Greenberg himself. He greeted me with orchids and a box of delicious chocolates. Greenberg looked sad and upset; I haven't returned his phone calls in weeks. I quickly ran for my microphone and camera: he was there to win me back, and I was listening.
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2:00 PM on 02.23.2010
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That's why you keep both around :-)
btw, what's the wii?
Wii is the big girl you met at the bar, you probably shouldn't go there, but sometimes you can't help yourself.
oh something natal something
BUT REZ
LOL bravo!
that's the logic that made me buy an elite after my first xbox red ringed..
And I think Sony is the "me too" company this generation; six-axis, arc, PSN, trophies and netflix are all things either Nintendo or MS did first.
Doh ikiryou got there first.
Normally I can overlook D-toid editors' spelling and grammar errors (I tell myself that they're simply the price of timely coverage) but this time, sir, you have gone too far. This grammar nazi cannot stand idly by in the face of such offense to the English language.
I said GOOD DAY.
Rey likes superman, I GET IT.
Also, please consider those of us reading from cell phones who can't see videos and the only text in the 'story' isn't really a story. -_-
Bravo, bravo! *Golf clap*
If I were immature enough I'd probably make a joke somewhere along the lines of "PS3 users need a virtual boyfriend," or "It's better than sticking a huge dildo in your ass," but I'm more mature.
Just sayin'. I mean in the world of fanboy war it's common to counter a girlfriend argument with a gay comment. That's why you always go for gay right from the get go.
The more you know!
Listen I love playing video games but I wouldn't marry any of my games.
Everybody here needs to go outside for once, see the world, meet a girl, get in shape, and study in school to improve your future.
Just saying.
The irony is our resident professional fanboy Sexualchocolate is married with a kid.
It's ironic you come in and talk about that shit. Anyway, it's like this: People who have a real life relationship and got of it can talk about shit load of things that they find relevant in life. Console is one example. If you have all four gaming machines and love them all, you are most likely be able to cheat with multiple girls. For us who broke up with the recent relationship, we can easily tell you how much similar console love to your real life love. I can tell you this. I have 360 and PS3. 360 gets about 90% of attention and PS3 gets about 10%. PS3 is just a bitch.
Welcome to DESTRUCTOID, you've got alot of potential!
YEAH ME NEITHER!
The word is NAY-TULL people!