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1. Eligibility: Destructoid.com contests are usually provided by sponsors who, due to customs and shipping costs (yay budgets), often limit participation to individuals who are legal residents of the fifty (50) United States (unless otherwise stated) and are 12 years of age. We encourage our overseas friends to be super sneaky and make a friend in the United States who can receive your prize, and then you two figure out the customs/logistics. Be cautious about who you trust, obviously. Employees of destructoid.com, their advertising or promotion agencies, those involved in the production, development, implementation or handling of Contests, any agents acting for, or on behalf of the above entities, their respective parent companies, officers, directors, subsidiaries, affiliates, licensees, service providers, prize suppliers any other person or entity associated with the Contests (collectively “Contest Entities”) and/or the immediate family (spouse, parents, siblings and children) and household members (whether related or not) of each such employee, are *not* eligible and will be fired and publicly beaten if are caught participating. All U.S., federal, state and local and regulations apply.
2. Agreement to Official Rules: Participation in the Contest constitutes entrant’s full and unconditional agreement to and acceptance of these Official Rules and the decisions of the Sponsor, which are final and binding. Winning a prize is contingent upon fulfilling all requirements set forth herein.
3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.
4. Entry: To enter a Contest, follow the instructions on the Contest site. Submission will result in one (1) entry. The number of times you can enter the Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The use of any agencies or automated software to submit entries will void all entries submitted by that person.
5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.
6. Requirements of the Potential Winners: Winners will be notified by the e-mail address associated with their account on destructoid.com.com and/or receive a Private Message on destructoid.com.com or through a Twitter Direct Message/Facebook message. Winners have five (5) days from the original message alerting them of their winnings to respond and claim their prize. If no winner comes forward within five business days, the prize will be forfeited and raffled again where Destructoid's hardcore fans are most active (forums/community blogs/facebook group).
7. Prize(s): The prize(s) (including each prize’s approximate retail value) available to be won in a specific Contest will be posted on the Contest site. No cash or other substitution may be made, except by the Sponsor, who reserves the right to substitute a prize with another prize of equal or greater value if the prize is not available for any reason as determined by the Sponsor in its sole discretion. The winners are responsible for any taxes and fees associated with receipt or use of a prize. Prizes will be mailed between 1 to 45 business days after winners have replied with their required info.
8. General Conditions: In the event that the operation, security, or administration of the Contest is impaired in any way for any reason, including, but not limited to fraud, virus, or other technical problem, the Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, either: (a) suspend the Contest to address the impairment and then resume the Contest in a manner that best conforms to the spirit of these Official Rules; or (b) award the prizes at random from among the eligible entries received up to the time of the impairment. The Sponsor reserves the right in its sole discretion to disqualify any individual it finds to be tampering with the entry process or the operation of the Contest or to be acting in violation of these Official Rules or in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner. Any attempt by any person to undermine the legitimate operation of the Contest may be a violation of criminal and civil law, and, should such an attempt be made, the Sponsor reserves the right to seek damages from any such person to the fullest extent permitted by law. The Sponsor’s failure to enforce any term of these Official Rules shall not constitute a waiver of that provision. In case of a dispute as to the owner of an entry, entry will be deemed to have been submitted by the authorized account holder of the screen name from which the entry is made. The authorized account holder is defined as the natural person who is assigned to an e-mail address by an Internet access provider, online service provider, or other organization responsible for assigning e-mail addresses for the domain associated with the submitted e-mail address.
9.Release and Limitations of Liability: By participating in the Contest, entrants agree to release and hold harmless the Contest Entities from and against any claim or cause of action arising out of participation in the Contest or receipt or use of any prize, including, but not limited to: (a) unauthorized human intervention in the Contest; (b) technical errors related to computers, servers, providers, or telephone or network lines; (c) printing errors; (d) lost, late, postage-due, misdirected, or undeliverable mail; (e) errors in the administration of the Contest or the processing of entries; or (f) injury or damage to persons or property which may be caused, directly or indirectly, in whole or in part, from entrant’s participation in the Contest or receipt of any prize. Entrant further agrees that in any cause of action, the Contest Entities’ liability will be limited to the cost of entering and participating in the Contest, and in no event shall the Contest Entities be liable for attorney’s fees. Entrant waives the right to claim any damages whatsoever, including, but not limited to, punitive, consequential, direct, or indirect damages.
10. Disputes: Except where prohibited, entrant agrees that any and all disputes, claims and causes of action arising out of, or connected with, the Contest or any prize awarded shall be resolved individually, without resort to any form of class action. All issues and questions concerning the construction, validity, interpretation and enforceability of these Official Rules, entrant’s rights and obligations, or the rights and obligations of the Sponsors in connection with the Contest, shall be governed by, and construed in accordance with, the laws of the Commonwealth of Virginia, without giving effect to any choice of law or conflict of law rules (whether of the Commonwealth of Virginia or any other jurisdiction), which would cause the application of the laws of any jurisdiction other than the Commonwealth of Virginia.
11. Contest Results: To enter the contest without needing to buy/sell anything or request a written copy of the name of the winners, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (stating the specific Contest you are requesting the winners for) to destructoid.com Contest Winners 260 King Street Suite 883, San Francisco California 94107. We run many contests, so please be specific in what you are requesting. Winner requests must be received within thirty (30) days from the end date of the applicable contest (they're always posted on our site though). Winners are usually posted the day following the contest on our contest section.
Lastly, Destructoid has the right to kick your ass and take away your prize if you are a total dickhead, so be cool and don't kick any puppies on your way to victory. Have fun with our contests and be a good sport when you win or lose. Remember: First you get the power, then you get the money, then get the baby.
He'd slit your throat and feed it
to Interceptor.
New-Age ninja spandex tight
My nuts are shadow
That mailbox doesn't look right...
Oh shit, a ninja!
*bow*
Caressing and bestowing
Black and silent night
Apparently I'm not creative enough right now to think of a funny one ><.
Hey we should go get pizza!
Suddenly, I died.
not what i really wanted
a GOW clone?
Kickass Katana?
Manly Spandex and groin bulge?
Ninjas Fuck You Up.
Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh slice,
My taco... it is dead.
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Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh,
Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh slice,
My taco... is dead.
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Is what I meant to write
Silent and deadly patience
And boom goes the dynamite
Killed my teacher in a rage.
Then I passed my test.
Music to a ninja
Victim falls on face
darkness covered my egress
some heads had to roll
Walking along when Ninjas
steal my giant codpiece
Spandex balls fly through the air
Press 'A' to kill things
More free shit from a crap game?
Conversely, Ninjas.
but sometimes they don't make sense
i flipped the f*ck out.
Lords of night, slicing in time.
Sigh... fucking ninjas.
... ... ... ... ... *shink* ...
... ...! ... *fwump* ....
Summon Strength And Fall Off Ledge
Game Too Hard Power Off
To win stuff from a crap game
Hooray for ninjas!
Here to give you a nice gift
A KNIFE EYE ATTACK!!!
Alas I can not help
Ninjas do not bleed.
Ninjas R teh l33t H4xx0rs
They pee in your Coke
*Gong*
Into airborne gas tanker;
Kill slug. TODOME!
Way cooler than a pirate
Ninjas are teh win
Waiting with katana drawn
Pirate best beware
Don't use katana as bat
Injuries ensue
steel and blood rend the night sky
Best. Cliche. Ever.
God never touched that girl
A ninja did it
Shurikens thrown at light speed
Smash in your face, HARD.
Ninja be quick, ninja has great
Well trained black dick
You can't see nor hear your death.
There was a ninja.
slowly penetrated the
Fuzzy pink warm flesh
Does black make me look thinner?
Always stares at mirror.
Jumping across buildings,
I am Ninja Blade,
Fake Hayabusa.
A shadow I rest,
Laid against a building I wait,
Until time to strike.
You all hate ninjas,
Is it coz we iz black (dressed)?
Stop hating my game.
I am pink ninja,
My outfit matches my eyes,
Makes easy target.
I am brown ninja,
Lets me poop anytime with ease,
Smell is quite blatant.
Ninjas ambush pizza boy
Kowabunga dude
Naruto is no ninja
He's a butt pirate
Being a ninja?
It's all about reflexes.
Quick, "Press X to live!"
Kid wearing orange.
Stop yelling, for the last time.
You're not a ninja.
For being well-built,
ninjas are strangely light to
glide on those kite things.
Ninjas, known for swords.
Screw swords, Ryu has a scythe.
Can't compete with that.
NINJA GAIDEN IS AWESOME
PLEASE GO PLAY SIGMA
is stealthy like a ninja
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stalking as if your shadow
one false step you're dead
striking quickly from the dark,
sapping my sentry.
Save for a whoosh and a snick
You're already dead
betray no trace of his hand,
taking what is owed.
Only I have failed so far
Cannot count to five
Greatest ninja film ever.
follow this here link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3FrqpxxI2Q
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