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Write a haiku and win Gene Simmons Axe guitar controllers photo

Today we're giving away two Gene Simmons Axe guitar controllers for our 25 days of giving contest series! The guitar goes for around $80 on average and works with any of the Guitar Hero or Rock Band games on the PlayStation 3, PlayStation 2 and Wii. The guitar is a 3/4 size replica of Gene Simmons' guitar.

In order to win the guitars, we want you to write a haiku about Guitar Hero or Rock Band. The two best haikus will win themselves the guitar. One entry per person and contest is open to US residents only. You have until 11:59 PM CST tonight to submit your haiku in the comments below! Get cracking!

[Update: Contest closed! Winners are Dreamweaver and BigKev!]

Dreamweaver:

Oh I love Rock Band
until the neighbors complained 
Can I stay with you?

BigKev:

Beatles, Van Halen
Metallica, Green Day. But
Please not Nickelback

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Toucan Rider's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:41
Toucan Rider
I played Rock band 2
A great game for the parties
But i lack a bass
Kyogissun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:45
Kyogissun
If Only I Had
Cramp Immune Robot Fingers
I'd Play Forever
Antwhan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:48
Antwhan
Rock Band is a game
Start a band and Rock the world
sex drugs not included
Sefiran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:48
Sefiran
Gene Simmons guides me
He demands I rule rock band
Trust in his instincts
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:51
tazarthayoot
silly hamza shark
it is past that time of day
refrigerator
Camiwaits's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:53
Camiwaits
Damn you, Destructoid! Damn you and your "US residents only" give aways.


You ruined Christmas!
ninjaninaj14's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:57
ninjaninaj14
Buttons slide under
star power ignited late
sigh, damn you Freebird
skull13666's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:57
skull13666
Gene Simmons has balls
slept with lots of hot women
play brutal legend
TheBigFeel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:58
TheBigFeel
Frequency broke ground.
Guitar Hero stepped it up.
Rock Band takes the cake.

Thank you, Harmonix, for continuing to rock.
XivSpew's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 00:59
XivSpew
red blue green blue green
tilt plastic guitar upwards
now I am Hendrix
ssj4raditz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:01
ssj4raditz
I rock the guitar
Even though it might be fake
It still does count, right?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:02
Electro Lemon
Red blue red blue green
Star power, motherfucker!
Failed at 10 percent.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:04
Electro Lemon
Rock Band is easy!
What's up next in my playlist?
Green Grass & High Tides.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:05
Trevor McGee
Bayonetta comes.
My dick grows hard and throbs fierce.
Fuck the music games.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:06
Electro Lemon
Open my Facebook.
"Currently playing Rock Band."
Nick Chester likes this.
nekobun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:06
nekobun
Guitar Hero love
Until that guy's monstrous chin
Why, Activision?
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:08
Electro Lemon
Dtoid front page story
"Neversoft shows off new game-
Guitar Hero 12."
mackie junior's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:09
mackie junior
Rock Band's pretty sweet
Give me the goddamn guitar
Oh, and also, cocks
Dreamweaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:10
Dreamweaver
Oh I love Rock Band
until the neighbors complained
Can I stay with you?
Chin35char's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:17
Chin35char
New Guitar Hero games
come out every month
can't believe people still buy them
PipsterX's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:25
PipsterX
Play Guitar Hero
on a sweet ass bass guitar.
The Kiss Army Lives!
g-off's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:30
g-off
why is all the awesome shit for the US only? Racists

fuck it. I'm doing one anyway.

rock out to sick tunes
it's like being a real star
but without the sex
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:32
Blasto
My girlfriend loves KISS
She likes drums more, but DO WANT
So, give it to me
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:39
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Electro Lemon: One entry per person! You lost!
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:43
Electro Lemon
oh, i'm aware, hazmat. i am aware.

ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:45
ArrestedDeveloper
Old Jewish rocker
His Rock Band guitar is cool
His daughter's jail bait
tehwexxl0rz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:53
tehwexxl0rz
TILT FOR STAR POWER

(Socially Awkward Penguin)

LOSE MASSIVE COMBO
pmhgrwx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:57
pmhgrwx
That Gene Simmons face
Looks completely out of place
But its a sweet axe
Death by Yeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 01:59
Death by Yeti
Gene Simmons stinks
He is irrelevant
That is all
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:05
Riegel88
The Hours Wasted
Will Never Be Given Back
But I Rock The World
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:07
DinnertimeNinja
Trying to forget
Gene Simmon's face on my Axe
Oh Crap! I looked down
LazyEyelids's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:08
LazyEyelids
Fingers alternating between
Five various colors.
Makes music, almost real.
Jeffrey Jeff Salacheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:21
Jeffrey Jeff Salacheep
Rocking my census
the crowd is going nuts
for my power cords
GEMPadre036's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:22
GEMPadre036
Gene Simmons was in
Fairly Odd Parents one time
But Rock Band was not.
Clydesdales's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:43
Clydesdales
Gene Simmons is an
ugly asshole. But I will
take the free shit, sure.
Kalmah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:50
Kalmah
What is a haiku?
Well, Am I doing it right?
Shit, I am confused.
boxman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:53
boxman
i love guitar hero
my controller is broken
give me a new one

(PS3 plz)
BigKev's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 02:59
BigKev
Beatles, Van Halen
Metallica, Green Day. But,
Please not Nickelback
TheRemix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:07
TheRemix
Rock Band DLC?
Needs more F**kingham Palace!
GO TO DMC!
averagejoe1's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:11
averagejoe1
Yes, I know it's called
"Overdrive," not "Star Power."
STOP CORRECTING ME.
king flux's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:18
king flux
destiny--a boy
with dreams of becoming a god
settles for a serpent
theboyks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:24
theboyks
I decide to sing
I hit mystery setlist
Ugh, it's Paramore.
Esdras Caleb Oliveira Silva's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:27
Esdras Caleb Oliveira Silva
Rock, Rock Rock
As a hero or with a band
My Guitar will make it all nigt
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:30
Vitamin Awesome
A plastic Guitar
Looks silly on a grown man
but it feels so Good.
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:33
Riegel88
@bigkev, you made me lol. Thank you.
frozenbabylon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:34
frozenbabylon
Kiss brand guitar?
Why the fuck not, man.
Faces are melted.
crapneck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:44
crapneck
guitar hero fail
to many games will ruin
rock band you are next
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 03:51
HammerShark
Play with fingers... psh
I havs long tongue, please don't judge
Way to success? Lick
koehler83's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 04:05
koehler83
I broke my guitar
I only have the drums left
So help me out here
Stu576's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 05:22
Stu576
On a game called Guitar Hero
You can play drums
Dude, what's up with that
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