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Write a haiku and win a gaming tee pack from Threadless photo

Of all the contests we run at Destructoid, my favorite is easily the haiku contest, which is ridiculously easy to enter, but also a blast to judge, because people can be insanely funny when given only 19 syllables to work with. Today, I have two awesome prize packs to give to you guys, each containing three of Threadless' newest gaming designs: Nutritious Breakfast, Road Rage and A Simple Plan.

It runs through August 25th and is open to all countries, and all you have to do to enter is write me a gaming haiku in the comments. Any topic, any game, as long as it's related to gaming in some way and follows the five/seven/five syllable rule. We'll choose two winners next week, find out what size you wear, and bam, you get three new shirts. Is Destructoid good to you guys or what?






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CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:21
CWal37
Of gaming shirts now
I have acquired a few
with destructoid, more
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:23
CWal37
Haikus are awesome
games are fantastic as well
gimme gimme please
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:23
Justice
Great contest prizes. My mind is already at work!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:24
Monodi
Happy of my games
my soul will always be so
my wallet perhaps...
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:25
tazarthayoot
Rock Band is my jam
I play it every damn day
I drum in the nude
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:25
Cataract
Watching "The Wizard"
Old man wearing a speedo?
Now Chad is laughing.
Amolloy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:26
Amolloy
God of War II: A Haiku

You are still awesome.
Suffer the trilogy curse.
Ending? No. Teaser.
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:27
CWal37
Up Up Down Down Left
Right Left Right B A start done
Contest win unlocked
DimXD2077's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:27
DimXD2077
I want to order
One of these awesome t-shirts,
But I lack the money.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:28
Monodi
@CWal37

God I hate you. That was brilliant.
cainball's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:29
cainball
Ironically, I
Spend more time on Destructoid
Then playing my games
Andrew Kauz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:29
Andrew Kauz
I'm going to enter this about one million times. Sorry in advance.

Inspired by Xexyz:
Big Soaring Lobster
I shall ride you like the wind
We will fight with balls

Inspired by Fallout 3:
Oh, hey, look, a door
I'll just open it up here
Writ in green: Fuck You

More to surely come later. I must have shirts!
KIHP's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:30
KIHP
The wizard was good
the girl was a fugly bitch
please do showgirls next
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:30
Solid Squirrel
Eden she is called
ninja-like seed on the breeze
mellow techno Earth
Jakysan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:30
Jakysan
Jaxon needs new shirts,
so he can fight off armies,
of ninja zombies
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:34
tazarthayoot
Game Genie and Game shark
are old, nowadays its all
Microtransactions
spot the spy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:35
spot the spy
you laugh at the shirt
not so for other people
you wished they laughed
raukus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:35
raukus
Miyamoto-san
He is the spirit of play
jump mario, jump
cainball's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:37
cainball
Reading through the comments thus far has shown me I have no chance of actually winning, but I am enjoying reading the comments much more than I would wearing the shirts. Awesome contest idea!

Oh, and I just realised the "Then" on my third line should be "Than". Oops!
badhiggins's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:38
badhiggins
Must reach Chron-o-John
"Oh Mister Tentacle Guy...
I don't feel so good."
Tezz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:38
Tezz
Koopa dead at last.
But what is this? A toad man?
What other castle?!
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:39
Cartman
My torso is bare
My playstation is now slim
Please give me free shirts
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:40
Holyetheline
The princess in mind,
Iggy Koopa blocks the line,
"it begins" i sigh.
Klempky's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:40
Klempky
Do battle with Taft
Atop a tyrannosaur
Scribblenauts provides.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:41
ZServ
This game is awesome
I wanna be the guy, win
half life 3 now plz
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:41
Los255
Taking noobs for rides.
Magneto, Sentinel, Storm,
You might wanna hide.
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:42
Dimly
Air-raid sirens blare,
Fog, snow, and ash fill the air,
Dad lost Cheryl there.
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:42
Silverhertz
All through that damn game,
She taunts my empty stomach,
The cake is a lie.
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:43
J03yyz
The city in ruin
My daughter has been taken
The mad gear will pay
Sonic9jct's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:43
Sonic9jct
Make Ghosts 'n' Goblins.
It's not easy to fuck up,
Press start and then die.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:43
Fusiontr
Zombies on all sides
Threatened by a Hunter now
Fire God makes fire spark
VengefulPenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:44
VengefulPenor
I love Destructoid.
Its the best site for gamers!
Refrigerator.
travesti's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:44
travesti
Buying and buying
Life after life goes by
Gamer graveyard full
MuddBstrd's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:45
MuddBstrd
Simple childhood joys
Crystals, koopas, blue bombers
Rockin' adult shirts
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:46
Fusiontr
Note: Mine only works if you say fire as one syllable. Which I do. but it seems others don't
whatever

Alternate version:

Zombies on all sides
Threatened by a Hunter now
Fire God attack
spot the spy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:46
spot the spy
friends and you love it
you guys love the vidya shirt
you wish you were cool
Fyodor Douchetoevsky's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:47
Fyodor Douchetoevsky
I choose Olimar
B! B! B! I now have six
vicious plants from space

I don't understand
How these entries are judg-ed
This one should win, though

(I was thinking of that Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where Charlie leaves a note; "taked baby." Pronounced take-ed.)
bandwevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:48
bandwevil
Running, shooting Zeds
Oh no, caught by a smoker!
Help me, I need BRAAAAINS...
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:49
Matthew Blake
New college student
Spent all of his money on
games- needs clothes badly.
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:50
D Sane
Fashion and gaming
Rarely can mix well, you know?
These shirts are awesome!
JonM1211's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:50
JonM1211
My words are few and
far between, I am Freeman
Come now, follow me.
spot the spy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:52
spot the spy
the end of the nerd shirt saga:

you have the courage.
Chet the jock walks up to you.
he calls you a fag.
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:54
WarZombie
I need a 1-up
Running out of all my lives
Konami Code? Yes.

More later, I want those shirts.
JNMGibbs's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:55
JNMGibbs
Thank you Mario,
But, see, our princess is in
Another castle
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:56
Jack Maverick
Ghosts now surround me.
One big dot is all I need,
to conquer them all.

After twenty years,
I still believe Genesis
does what Nintendon't.
spot the spy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:57
spot the spy
Chet sees a dumb nerd
Chet sees dumb nerds Mario shirt.
Chet calls nerd a fag.
JNMGibbs's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:57
JNMGibbs
Nintendo and Rare
Settle your feud and give us
Goldeneye on Wii
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:58
phantomile
Naming who I love
Is like a Pokèmon fight:
I always choose you
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 18:00
Silverhertz
ReDead humps my neck,
One heart left, A shrill sound chimes:
'Hey, Listen!'. Fuck her.
JNMGibbs's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 18:00
JNMGibbs
One for Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver.

Wings torn asunder
Cast into oblivion
Hungry for soul food?
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