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WoW pedophemale fails in her quest to get a 17 year old knobbing

12:58 PM on 07.02.2007 // Jim Sterling
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Hey, love hurts sometimes, but it must sting when such 'love' lands you in jail in a foreign country. 31 year old Australian World of Warcraft player, Tamara Broome, can attest to such a statement, as she's now sitting in a cell in North Carolina after entering America to let an American enter her ... an underage one, at that. With plans to take her 17 year old online lover back to Adelaide for marriage and doubtless sex of a non-cyber variety, Broome was in for a far less romantic scene -- three detectives with a +5 in arrest magic and a -10 in taking kindly to women escorting minors out of the country.

The two met in World of Warcraft when the boy was but 16, and were said to have formed an intense relationship. Although friends of Broome said it wasn't kidnapping because the boy "wanted to come," a 31 year old ought to know better and not be so ridiculous. Honestly, 17's legal in England and I find it distasteful at only 23, let alone 31. What was she going to do when she got him home and all he could talk about was My Chemical Romance? What a stupid bint. She was lucky Perverted Justice wasn't hitting the WoW servers.

As rare living proof that not every creepy pervoid online is male (just nearly every one), Broome faces up to two years in prison, pending a guilty verdict. I wonder, will the husband-never-to-be get all her loot?

[Tip sent in by BlindsideDork. He's single, if you're Australian and over a decade his senior]



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