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Would you steal a PS3 to save your family? That's one excuse I suppose photo

Criminals dream up some of the daftest excuses for their actions, mostly because they always know somebody (coughjackthompsoncough) will be stupid enough to believe them. This has to be one of the more absurd reasons of recent memory, however, as a man who stole a PS3 at gunpoint claimed he needed it to rescue his family.

Just near St. Louis, a man was picking out a game in an EB Games store when he pulled a small handgun on the clerk and demanded a PlayStation 3. While most armed robbers don't feel the need to justify themselves, this one did, explaining that his family was being held hostage and he needed the PS3 to obtain their freedom. 

Once the robbery was complete, the thief then informed the clerk to call the police after he'd left, because his family needed help. I wager, also, that it's more than the family that needs help in this little story.


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PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 07:43
PhazonYoshi
What, the fuck.

Those kidnappers are idiots. Who kidnaps someone and then demands a paperweight?
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 07:45
Kif
I really want to see the fallout from that.

"Look just give me my family, here's the PS3!"
"20GB or 60GB?"
"Err... 20 I think"
"YOU BASTARD! THEY AREN'T BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE AT ALL!"
Redzie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 07:46
Redzie
damnit sony needs to fire their marketing dept again.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 07:50
michiyoyoshiku
Proof that PS3 owners or future owners of a PS3.....fail at life.

Buy a 360!
Mr Happyfunlovetime's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 07:53
Mr Happyfunlovetime
Greatest viral marketing ever. Bravo Sony, bravo.
moshakirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 07:56
moshakirby
So...was his family alright in the end?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 07:59
Takeshi
@ michiyoyoshiku

"buy a 360!" Now that's clever. Everybody knows 360's don't save your family at all.
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 08:03
michiyoyoshiku
Ok

How about a wii

The Wii can bring your family together
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 08:06
brainderailment
Your family is being held hostage, you must steal a PS3 for me. You CAN'T put it on a credit card, I want a stolen machine, I don't want a warrantee and all that bullshit.
faultymoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 08:12
faultymoose
HAHA WIN.
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 08:18
Chicken008
Sounds like a Saw film.
lojus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 08:21
lojus


GIVE ME BACK MY SON!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 08:33
Holyetheline
This is absolutely ridiculous. I want to know what happens with this whole situation!
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 09:12
Gameboi
This has BS written all over it. I see police, prison food, and captivity in his future.
xMalachi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 10:20
xMalachi
I'm so proud of the city that I work in.
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 10:33
DV2FOX
somebody please put that famous "Star Treck Facepalm" screenshot in HD possible...
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 11:00
hpv
I think the real question is, would you steal a PS3 for prison rape?
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 11:35
MisterMingo
I demand a movie be made of this. Or at the very least a Law & Order episode.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 12:39
ace of knaves
Well this is quite a literal use of the "Save the Chilluns" section, now isn't it?
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 14:03
Syn
If he gets off I'm gonna hold my sister hostage and go steal a PS3 so that I don't kill her
Spooky Electric's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 14:27
Spooky Electric
@ Kif: err, actually, the 20GB PS3s ARE backward compatible, it's the 40s that aren't.

but yes, that'd be a funny situation. ;p
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 14:29
-PL-
The guy probably already had a 360. Maybe he just wanted to play a non-FPS?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 15:23
MechaMonkey
Worst. Ransom. Ever.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2008 16:12
TrailerParkJesus
wtf of the day
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2008 00:02
GohanGVO
Your family has been kidnapped.

Are YOU a bad enough dude to steal a PS3 to rescue them?
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2008 02:17
jackal27
The comment above mine might be the best thing ever.
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