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Would you kindry check out this new HAWP shirt? photo

Just in case our Papa Burch design was too badass for you, perhaps you will be more comfortable wearing this brand new shirt, which features Ash and her stupid face along with one of her better lines from our BioShock episode.

A significant portion of our viewership (in other words, Dexter345 and two other guys) was waiting for this shirt, and we're happy to make it available to you.

Now you, too, can own a shirt adorned with an androgynous crazy person referencing something 99% of the population will never hope to understand. Get it here.


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Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:04
Magnalon
<3 it, but where's our anticipated Papa Burch MGS "Like a Boss" skit?

Serious question: Will Dtoid merch be on sale at E3? Do want.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:07
GoldenGamerXero
For me the funniest of the shirts is currently the Gamespot/Cashwhore shirt. As someone who just recently migrated from Gamespot I know how true that shirt is
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:10
Half left
Myeh.
Kohlstream's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:10
Kohlstream
I think you are the only person who thinks Ash's face is 'stupid':P
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:12
fetusmilk
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:13
Chronic Logic
I don't know, that face on the shirt doesn't look like Ash at all.
DtoidLosAngeles's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:16
DtoidLosAngeles
Awesome, now I can creep Ash out even more by wearing a shirt with her face on it.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:16
eternalplayer2345
I don't know why but ashley looks like a muppet on that shirt
Senisan82's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:18
Senisan82
Rock Lee anyone?
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:22
Chicken008
WTF is that!? D:
NostalGeek's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:42
NostalGeek
dude if I walk with this on in the street i'm going to get mugged in 5 minutes!
Gavin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:50
Gavin
Yay, racism!!!
Snacks n Candy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:54
Snacks n Candy
Everyone had better HAWP on this great deal!

Sorry, can't resist a good (bad) pun.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 14:18
Anthony Burch
It's not racist if you're the race being mocked.

Which Ash is.
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 14:26
peachboy
eternalplayer2345: "...ashley looks like a muppet on that shirt"
you should do a HAWP with puppet versions of yourselves.
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 14:28
mourning orange
Hah, I just watched the Bioshock ep. (for the 3rd time) less than 5 hours ago. It must be fate!

Also, I got 2 bucks off for doing their shitty 3 minute survey.
TehBuLL's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 14:31
TehBuLL
racism on a shirt!? yay 1990's!
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 14:54
Pacopaco
@Burch
Um, I think it still qualifies. Not that I'm going to get my panties in a bunch over this shirt.
Insd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 15:05
Insd
why are you guys so racist?
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 15:14
Dexter345
Shoot, I was logged into the DtoidLosAngeles account when I posted earlier.

And really, Anthony, she's only a quarter of that, so doesn't that make it three quarters racist? It's okay though, I make L to R jokes, and I'm only half.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 15:22
Chronic Logic
Racism is funny! People whining about racism is hilarious!
Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 15:26
Magnalon
@Anthony
I've been trying to watch all the HAWPs over again from episode 1, and I've been going in circles.

The Gametrailers "HeyAshWhatchaPlayin" has 8 movies.
The Gametrailers account "HAWP" has a ton of movies not numbered
The Dtoid Youtube account has none

Are all of them collectively on the two Gametrailers accounts?
Bigmoose85's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 15:34
Bigmoose85
@TehBuLL

Get a back bone
Insd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 15:34
Insd
my comment was in reference to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos
Ravana's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 15:47
Ravana
Hahaha, that shirt is great, but PLEASE nobody get one and wear it here in LA...though it would be fucking hilarious to get gang-raped for wearing Ashley's face! There's a story to tell your friends.

I take it back, DO buy the shirt, and DO wear it in LA.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 01:15
whormongr
speaking as an asian american I am highly offended by this depiction and demand that you send me a free shirt.
Bigmoose85's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 03:19
Bigmoose85
@ whormongr

cry us a river
superezekiel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/30/2009 08:38
superezekiel
If you guys want me to do any shirts for you, FOR FREE, let me know.

http://superezekiel.deviantart.com/

some work of mine.
rushtodeath's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 23:03
rushtodeath
only in America...
Kuwanjahbee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/20/2009 00:24
Kuwanjahbee
i see how this could be considered racism. But really, all it is is a funny parody shirt of bioshock. If you've watched the videos the same voice she says "would you kindry" with she also says all the games she is playing... so.

Anyways. i enjoy the shirt.
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