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Would you kindry check out this new HAWP shirt? photo

Just in case our Papa Burch design was too badass for you, perhaps you will be more comfortable wearing this brand new shirt, which features Ash and her stupid face along with one of her better lines from our BioShock episode.

A significant portion of our viewership (in other words, Dexter345 and two other guys) was waiting for this shirt, and we're happy to make it available to you.

Now you, too, can own a shirt adorned with an androgynous crazy person referencing something 99% of the population will never hope to understand. Get it here.


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Magnalon's Avatar
Magnalon at 05/29/2009 13:04
<3 it, but where's our anticipated Papa Burch MGS "Like a Boss" skit?

Serious question: Will Dtoid merch be on sale at E3? Do want.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar
GoldenGamerXero at 05/29/2009 13:07
For me the funniest of the shirts is currently the Gamespot/Cashwhore shirt. As someone who just recently migrated from Gamespot I know how true that shirt is
Half left's Avatar
Half left at 05/29/2009 13:10
Myeh.
Kohlstream's Avatar
Kohlstream at 05/29/2009 13:10
I think you are the only person who thinks Ash's face is 'stupid':P
fetusmilk's Avatar
fetusmilk at 05/29/2009 13:12
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 05/29/2009 13:13
I don't know, that face on the shirt doesn't look like Ash at all.
DtoidLosAngeles's Avatar
DtoidLosAngeles at 05/29/2009 13:16
Awesome, now I can creep Ash out even more by wearing a shirt with her face on it.
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eternalplayer2345 at 05/29/2009 13:16
I don't know why but ashley looks like a muppet on that shirt
Senisan82's Avatar
Senisan82 at 05/29/2009 13:18
Rock Lee anyone?
Chicken008's Avatar
Chicken008 at 05/29/2009 13:22
WTF is that!? D:
NostalGeek's Avatar
NostalGeek at 05/29/2009 13:42
dude if I walk with this on in the street i'm going to get mugged in 5 minutes!
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Gavin at 05/29/2009 13:50
Yay, racism!!!
Snacks n Candy's Avatar
Snacks n Candy at 05/29/2009 13:54
Everyone had better HAWP on this great deal!

Sorry, can't resist a good (bad) pun.
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Anthony Burch at 05/29/2009 14:18
It's not racist if you're the race being mocked.

Which Ash is.
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peachboy at 05/29/2009 14:26
eternalplayer2345: "...ashley looks like a muppet on that shirt"
you should do a HAWP with puppet versions of yourselves.
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mourning orange at 05/29/2009 14:28
Hah, I just watched the Bioshock ep. (for the 3rd time) less than 5 hours ago. It must be fate!

Also, I got 2 bucks off for doing their shitty 3 minute survey.
TehBuLL's Avatar
TehBuLL at 05/29/2009 14:31
racism on a shirt!? yay 1990's!
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Pacopaco at 05/29/2009 14:54
@Burch
Um, I think it still qualifies. Not that I'm going to get my panties in a bunch over this shirt.
Insd's Avatar
Insd at 05/29/2009 15:05
why are you guys so racist?
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Dexter345 at 05/29/2009 15:14
Shoot, I was logged into the DtoidLosAngeles account when I posted earlier.

And really, Anthony, she's only a quarter of that, so doesn't that make it three quarters racist? It's okay though, I make L to R jokes, and I'm only half.
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 05/29/2009 15:22
Racism is funny! People whining about racism is hilarious!
Magnalon's Avatar
Magnalon at 05/29/2009 15:26
@Anthony
I've been trying to watch all the HAWPs over again from episode 1, and I've been going in circles.

The Gametrailers "HeyAshWhatchaPlayin" has 8 movies.
The Gametrailers account "HAWP" has a ton of movies not numbered
The Dtoid Youtube account has none

Are all of them collectively on the two Gametrailers accounts?
Bigmoose85's Avatar
Bigmoose85 at 05/29/2009 15:34
@TehBuLL

Get a back bone
Insd's Avatar
Insd at 05/29/2009 15:34
my comment was in reference to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QyYaPWasos
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Ravana at 05/29/2009 15:47
Hahaha, that shirt is great, but PLEASE nobody get one and wear it here in LA...though it would be fucking hilarious to get gang-raped for wearing Ashley's face! There's a story to tell your friends.

I take it back, DO buy the shirt, and DO wear it in LA.
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whormongr at 05/30/2009 01:15
speaking as an asian american I am highly offended by this depiction and demand that you send me a free shirt.
Bigmoose85's Avatar
Bigmoose85 at 05/30/2009 03:19
@ whormongr

cry us a river
superezekiel's Avatar
superezekiel at 05/30/2009 08:38
If you guys want me to do any shirts for you, FOR FREE, let me know.

http://superezekiel.deviantart.com/

some work of mine.
rushtodeath's Avatar
rushtodeath at 06/03/2009 23:03
only in America...
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Kuwanjahbee at 07/20/2009 00:24
i see how this could be considered racism. But really, all it is is a funny parody shirt of bioshock. If you've watched the videos the same voice she says "would you kindry" with she also says all the games she is playing... so.

Anyways. i enjoy the shirt.
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