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I'm not sure if I should seriously describe what World of LordCraft is or just cue up the laugh track and let it roll on for a solid ten minutes. If you haven't guessed from the lawsuit worthy name, the trailer above for the upcoming MMO castle building game (I think that is what it is) is pretty much the biggest rip off of World of Warcraft ever made. They really don't seem to have changed anything. From the art style to the story (the Horde battling the Alliance) GSprite, the game's developer, has simply taken WoW and made it cheaper.

The money making scam game is about to go into beta the official site says, and you can log in and play now if you wish. One can only assume that we will be staring at mostly naked women advertising this game in the months to come, and then reporting on a lawsuit from Activision soon after that.

I choose not to speculate on the future and instead make fun of the trailer, which contains one of the best typos since "All your base are belong to us." Sure, "Never surrender you freedom" is a much easier mistake to make when typing, but the fact that they missed that they left off the "r" is just as priceless even if their native language isn't English. Also, the narrator is clearly just some guy they picked up off the street and asked to speak in a really low voice.

Greatest videogame trailer ever or greatest videogame trailer ever?

[Thanks, Darren C.]








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Jetz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:04
Jetz
Your kidding... right?
Glenn Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:08
Glenn Morris
Are they doing the lifetime subscription thing? I was saving up for Dragonball Z Online but this looks epic.
Springsteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:12
Springsteen
Boy, that was close.

I was almost surrendering my freedom.

Then again, fight and you may die. Run and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom.
Mousse420's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:15
Mousse420
I don't get it... Are the graphics 2D? That's kinda what it looked like at the end there, like maybe anything else we might have seen was not in-game.

The idea of having a focus on castle building is a good one I think... an MMO that sort of combines a game like Stronghold: Crusader with an RPG would be really interesting.

That's obviously not what this is though... I'm so confused... They had at least one unique idea, so why didn't they just come up with a unique premise to go along with it?

What the fuck is up with the title??? This looks especially pathetic to myself since I don't even like World of Warcraft.
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:17
etirflita
WOW, just wow.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:25
adultswim810
Jizzed
Etalyx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:28
Etalyx
Day one purchase here.
DemonEyes23's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:29
DemonEyes23
Never Surrender "You" Freedom
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:39
HarassmentPanda
I was eating tacos on a roof with you when this article was published. I call shenanigans.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:40
Aaron Mxy Yost
The forums on their official site are horrifying. Then again half of user base are probably trolls, and the mods appear to be in a coma.
kylamity's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:40
kylamity
I will not believe this is an actual game.
Sebastian Baba's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:42
Sebastian Baba
........................
RichardBlaine's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:51
RichardBlaine
That guy's voice...Oh, my god...I mean...I would have to try really, really hard to sound that bad.
Canthari's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/20/2010 23:51
Canthari
NEVER SURRENDER
you freedom

...


Was that on purpose?
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:03
Velt
That delayed voice is pretty bad.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:06
MrSadistic
The voice-over guy sounds like Patrick Stewart with Down Syndrome.
Ghouls's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:08
Ghouls
Incredible, how much fun would it be to work for them. Work place full of LULZ, I bet.
Knight Templar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:09
Knight Templar
This has got to be a joke, you couldn't possibly be so perfectly bad by mistake.

*remembers full life consequences*

I still think its a joke.
vApathyv's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:09
vApathyv
Was that the guy from the Thriller video?
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:13
Mulk Calathar
That's weird. I was pretty sure that 'Alliance versus Orcs' was a Warhammer, uh D&D, er...JRR Tolkien thing.

Silly fuckin' me.
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:14
Shadowiii
This is better then deadly premonition.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:15
bluemeep
Here's a fun and completely factual nugget from their forum:

"What is World of Lordcraft?

Players have been discussing about the source of World of Lordcraft recently. We consider that a statement should be made here to clarify the issue.

World of Lordcraft should be regarded as a fan game of WoW. All the creators and staff members of this game love WoW and we thank Blizzard for such a brilliant work. WoL is not a replica of WOW. WoW is a MMORPG while World of Lordcraft is only a browser game of building, strategy and simulation. They are totally not the same kind. All the artworks in World of Lordcraft are the original creations of our art team. However, some elements were similar to WoW and some other games. Likewise, WoW also borrowed some elements from Tolkien's novel. We hope that WoL can provide an interesting alternative for those players lacking time for WoW raids and arenas. Or you may also insert a few clicks between raids or wipes in WoW.

We'd appreciate your support if you like World of Lordcraft and wish you have fun in the game."
ActivistBike's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:29
ActivistBike
Am I the only one hearing "Welcock to the World of Lordcraft"?
EnigmaticHarle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:31
EnigmaticHarle
"I come with an important message for allllll mankind."

"And what is that message?"

"NEVER SURRENDER!"

"Do you come in peace or war?"

"NEVER SURRENDER YOU!"

"What is your purpose here?"

"NEVER SURRENDER YOU FREEDOM!"

"Tell us, what is 2 + 2?"

*Long pause*

"22?"

That's what I think of this.
Willias's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:33
Willias
"That's weird. I was pretty sure that 'Alliance versus Orcs' was a Warhammer, uh D&D, er...JRR Tolkien thing.

Silly fuckin' me."

Not a D&D thing, but yeah, it would be a Tolkien thing.

Except Blizzard tends to take their x-craft ideas more from Games Workshop's franchises (Warhammer and Warcraft, Warhammer 40k and Starcraft), rather than Tolkien.
Duncor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:40
Duncor
When the intro voice kicked in I though it sounded like some crappy fan Machinima.
SimonSaysDie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 00:48
SimonSaysDie
Never surrender you freedom has entered my official lexicon.
Starman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 01:17
Starman
YOU FREEDOM IS ME!
ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 01:29
ndschroede23
@Bluemeep

That reads like a 9th grader's English essay. Did he mean ALL of the artworks, or only some of the artworks?
janz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 01:39
janz
This game somehow reminded of one kid I saw on WOW's beginner's forum when I used to play WOW. That kid would create a character and play that character to level 10, then he would create another character and play to level 10 etc. That kid didn't have money to pay, so he only played beta and made over 40 level 10 characters. And he asked what was the best item build for a level 10 character. Some how I think a poorman's WOW can get enough customers. But paying customers? Not likely.
flea friend's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 01:55
flea friend
Love the narrator speaking really slowly to try and hide his Chinese accent.

"Welca, to da worl, of lorcraft."
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 02:14
Electrium
I smell some ban-hammer-to-Chinese-face action.
KahTahDhen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 04:18
KahTahDhen
It's Blizzard's April fool, duh!
Shadowinfinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 04:44
Shadowinfinity
Looks like it is more the same kind of game as Evony than it is WoW.
Arkenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 05:29
Arkenor
It is just Evony, cleverly disguised in a WoW-themed mask. My suspicion is that it exists to harvest WoW player login details.

http://www.arksark.org/blog/2848/world-of-lordcraft-evony-decides-to-take-on-blizzard/
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 07:34
MechaMonkey
I realized I was unconsciously sneering in disgust about halfway through. But it was the sort of disgusted sneer reserved for something hilarious. Like this.
ToxicFruit's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 07:54
ToxicFruit
WOL !
Rodolfo Arcales's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 08:01
Rodolfo Arcales
Wow, damn all i can say get ready from shitstorm weather blizzard is coming hehe.
Touya's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 08:15
Touya
LAWSUIT HADOUKEN!
SaintRising's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 08:50
SaintRising
what is this I don't even.

Also... http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/SaintRising/has-anyone-seen-this-shortblog--163627.phtml
lokhe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 09:11
lokhe
I almost pity them :/
Grackle Cackle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 09:31
Grackle Cackle
It's stunning that they would outright take tracings of the box art to Warcraft 3 and actually make a game out of it, but I find this WoW rip-off a bit more appalling:

http://pc.ign.com/dor/objects/14330395/alganon/videos/Alganon_trl_ombatHaggonMarsh_102709.html

Not only do they steal some of the art, they outright steal the default interface, as well as the character creation screen and graphical assets, which are then made worse.
Schmo0zle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 10:08
Schmo0zle
So, from the same 'tards that made Evony, then?
fox01313's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 11:09
fox01313
Nothing on the internet for the studio behind this, honestly I think it's a scam. Even a really misinformed studio would have a corporate website/page of some kind telling people about it's staff. My guess is that it's from some small Russian/European developer.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 12:19
Excel-2011
It would have been funnier if they used "you're".
Rucksack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 12:26
Rucksack
If they are based in China then Blizzard can't really sue them. International copyright law is fine and dandy, but the Chinese government really (if ever) allows foreign prosecution of its citizens.

"World of LordCraft" will probably live some sort of fringe existence while somehow scraping together enough profit so that they can launch their next bit of CR/IP infringement.

Then again, if they're based in the Western world, they might be fucked.
Clinton Atkinson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 14:57
Clinton Atkinson
Is it sad that after I watched the video and read "play now if you wish" my mind added in two words to naturally come off as "Play now if you wish (my lord)"?
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/21/2010 18:04
The Grudge
Meh, I will wait until the reviews come in.
wavebossa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 02:38
wavebossa
"Thisss Anshien Continent... iz sssshaken by Tsunderin drums of Phwuar!!!!!!!"

Oh i love it :)
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