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Today Activision decided to tell everyone how well the media received their latest World War II shooter, Call of Duty: World at War. Instead of tossing out a press release with a bunch of exclamation marks and funny comments from reviewers, Activision went with a more streamlined, Internet-friendly approach. They released a video, with blood, bullets, and slightly out-of-context quotes from other people’s reviews.

There is a notable exception, and that would be Mr. Sterling’s take on the game. Granted, we didn’t score it as highly as Activision or the game’s developer Treyarch would have liked, but we mean well. We really do, Activision.

I did a quick Google search for World at War reviews to make sure Activision wasn’t just making up the comments. Instead of reviews, I found lesbian porn. That’s because I typed “lesbian porn” in the search bar instead of “World at War reviews.” It was an honest mistake that I plan on making again.

The video (featuring blood and small amounts of text) is after the break. You should only access it if you are over the age of 17. Of course, you guys aren’t reading anymore. You’re probably watching lesbian porn.
 

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Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 06:22
Diverse
Ey Yo FUCK activishin!!, buncha muhfuhgin bustas!
ShadokatRegn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 06:48
ShadokatRegn
I guess that's one way to get the FPS title across. Content, and words are overrated, unlike lesbian porn.
bart999's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 09:25
bart999
They swung for the fences, and ground out to the handicapped kid playing third.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 10:15
mix
ShadokatRegn is on to something!

That video was "meh" I m waiting to pick this up...never too many ppl I know stopped played it to go back to Cod4.
Stoph's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 10:53
Stoph
I have to admit, that video was well done. Also, the whole "lesbian" paragraph had me laughing for about 5 minutes. I don't know what it was, timing maybe? But I just couldn't stop. Good, good stuff.
ThePottedPlant's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 11:24
ThePottedPlant
Shh keep it down I'm trying to watch porn here.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 12:02
Mr Wrighty 987
PSW give it a 10 but they gave the darkness a 8 or 9 and the darkness was shit!
stemot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 13:06
stemot
Game is decent.
Reisen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 14:04
Reisen
I like video's like this one. It makes it much easier to distinguish which games I shouldnt buy.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 14:27
Velt
Decent game, but now good.
I mean, I have more fun with farcry 2.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/20/2008 15:02
Timmeh
Maybe they should deliver a game that lives up to those statements, I know I would have bought it then.
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