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Words can hardly convey how ludicrous Hot Throttle is photo

Hot Throttle is a free web game by Cactus and Doomlaser over on the always-wonderful Adult Swim game section. It's required playing, as far as I'm concerned.

It's sort of like a microgame from the WarioWare series, but more in-depth and risque. Half-naked man-cars are risque, right? Or maybe they prefer to be called car-men. In either case, Hot Throttle is clearly open for interpretation.

After playing this, you'll have to answer "yes" when your significant other asks if your day was interesting.

Browser Game Pick: Hot Throttle (Cactus and Doomlaser) [IndieGames]








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Blahblahblahblah's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 20:07
Blahblahblahblah
...Okay.
Mr No's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 20:31
Mr No
Um, witty comment?
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 20:31
Creamsnake
That was the worst thing to ever happen to me... thank you...
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 21:07
Skribble
It's Rock'n'Roll racing with naked men and hobos.

I approve.
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 21:07
Scissors
I can't decide whether that was amazing or terrible


I lost the tournament and had to go back to my family, what a great way to end a videogame
The Sama's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 22:16
The Sama
That was interesting. I liked the sound effects.
worm jerky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 23:06
worm jerky
I'm not sure why, but that face looks to me like Dwight Schrute
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2011 01:19
Los255
ART.

That was......yeah. I feel dirty now.
Justin James Cherriman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2011 04:03
Justin James Cherriman
what a superb game! Kind of reminded me of Nitro on the Commodore Amiga. I hope we see more nutty games like this!!
Kimicario's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2011 17:13
Kimicario
If anything, this proves that videogames can be art.
...I love this game so much.
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2011 19:49
peachboy
cactus forever and ever
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2011 20:08
Niero
fantastic!
JohnGrisham's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2011 23:03
JohnGrisham
I play this with my friends.. in real life.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/08/2011 09:45
TheStripe
Nah,this is shit.
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