Games Industry dot biz recently posted a press release from Gametart.com (the largest online games rental company in the UK) claiming that according to a study they conducted, women who play video games have more sex than women who do not. They found that female gamers have sex an average of 4.3 times a week while non-gamers have sex 3.2 times a week.
As the Internet's leader in ackowledging female gamers (and not cowering away from them in terror), Destructoid remains unsurprised by these findings. Many of our female gamer friends have often been described as "Sex Kittens", "Sex Minxes", "Sex Orangutans" and all manner of other sexually charged wildlife. We applaud Gametart for embarking on, what one can be assured must be, valid scientific study based on this hypothesis, and we eagerly await further study in the field of "joysticks + ovaries = mad secks".
I'm sure the comments below will be a haven for enlightening, thought-provoking discussion, only rivalled by the French salons of the 19th century, but before you all start posting stories of "that one girl you met at the LAN center who could tie CAT5 cables into a perfect knot with her tongue", I must ask; if female gamers are having so much sex, who are they having the sex with? Have stereotypes failed me yet again?
I'm going to my room for a good, long cry now.
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1:36 AM on 02.14.2007
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People have sex 3.2 -4.3 times A WEEK?!?
This post just shattered my reality. Going to brood now.....
They tease u.u
or maybe they stop half way because because the game stopped loading or something.
"Why was it so good?"
"Well, jocks think about sports and sex, nerds just think about sex"
In the words of my great grand pappy: a tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket. Or worse, ankle biters.
And what the study didn't uncover was that all this female gamer sex is directed at one man: Fatal1ty. PWNZORED.
Gamer 2: Hell yea! I even heard her voice!
Gamer 1: ZMG TITTIES! BANG BANG BANG!
I mean, they're bound to find SOME of us attractive, right? RIGHT??!?!?!
Gaming girls! Come out of your closets!, lol
Also cocks
There's never been a gamer guy's survey that can tell you how many times we don't get laid because we play damn video games.
I'm looking at you Katamari Damacy!!
You cost me big time!
Also, as others have stated, it's ridiculously easy for a gamer girl to get laid. Trust me on this -- I am one. I could be monstrously fat and incredibly ugly, and desperate guys would still beg me to play with their Wiis.
I lol'd. :)
WoW => 4.3 FTW!
Gaming = Guy
Shopping/Nagging = Girl
Testosterone = Guy
Estrogen = Girl
Testosterone = SEX, I LIKE!!
Estrogen = Sex... meh.
So by solving this simultaneous equation, girl gamers would have more testosterone than usual, and thus, more sex.
P.S. Horrible post to put up near Valentines Day... if your single.
FACT!
girl gamers are nymphomaniacs! (SP?) My bloke can't keep up anyway!
And this also reminds me of a 4chan picture of some girl giving a guy head and everytime it goes in she gets 100 points :P
thats high score ;-D
God damn you nature for making fun of us!
Don't know about you, but in that case, I have sex +15 times a week :)
ps.: maybe they're just talking about real sex. I'm a sad puppie - it's been a long time since the last gamer girl I dated.
Well, I can at least vouch for this finding. They are also kinkier...but you didn't hear that from me =P
*This is totally true, and I shoulda married that whore. Any chick willing to give you head in front of other people will do ANYTHING you want for the rest of your life and like it. I miss her... Happy Valentines Day bitches.
Name 1 hot girl gamer just 1
that isn't PAID to be one
I want a private chopper made of gold PS3's!
Where do I sign up for the 3.2 times/wk?
After the 3, I fall asleep while trying to be brave looking dehydration in the eyes and give it another go. OH YEah that fe..ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Same might still hold true for the 3.2 times per week thing. *shrug*