Games Industry dot biz recently posted a press release from Gametart.com (the largest online games rental company in the UK) claiming that according to a study they conducted, women who play video games have more sex than women who do not. They found that female gamers have sex an average of 4.3 times a week while non-gamers have sex 3.2 times a week.
As the Internet's leader in ackowledging female gamers (and not cowering away from them in terror), Destructoid remains unsurprised by these findings. Many of our female gamer friends have often been described as "Sex Kittens", "Sex Minxes", "Sex Orangutans" and all manner of other sexually charged wildlife. We applaud Gametart for embarking on, what one can be assured must be, valid scientific study based on this hypothesis, and we eagerly await further study in the field of "joysticks + ovaries = mad secks".
I'm sure the comments below will be a haven for enlightening, thought-provoking discussion, only rivalled by the French salons of the 19th century, but before you all start posting stories of "that one girl you met at the LAN center who could tie CAT5 cables into a perfect knot with her tongue", I must ask; if female gamers are having so much sex, who are they having the sex with? Have stereotypes failed me yet again?
I'm going to my room for a good, long cry now.
I'm not surprised.
How the holy hell do you have sex in decimals?
and
People have sex 3.2 -4.3 times A WEEK?!?
This post just shattered my reality. Going to brood now.....
In other news, I've been dating the wrong people...
@ futuris7
They tease u.u
or maybe they stop half way because because the game stopped loading or something.
As a non-woman gamer, I have sex on average zero times a week.
To quote revenge of the nerds -
"Why was it so good?"
"Well, jocks think about sports and sex, nerds just think about sex"
@ Futuris 7 - Actually, if you have decimal sex, you end up with decimal children. Thus having sex 3.2 times per week results in 2.3 kidss.
In the words of my great grand pappy: a tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket. Or worse, ankle biters.
And what the study didn't uncover was that all this female gamer sex is directed at one man: Fatal1ty. PWNZORED.
gamer girls are whores! hahaha fucking nympho's.
i wish i was a gamming girl
Obviously I'm not getting any of that 4.3 action.
Women gamers are having sex with the jocks, duh.
Do threesome count as 1.0, 1.5 or 2.0 times?
Gamer 1: Wait, so you're saying that there's actually a girl in here?!
Gamer 2: Hell yea! I even heard her voice!
Gamer 1: ZMG TITTIES! BANG BANG BANG!
Here's the rub. Gamer girls can pick up nerds like it's nothing because of sheer numbers. 10 to 1 at least. And when I was dating a gamer girl, we were at it every night at least. But after a long and stupid story involving a car and me getting hit with one, it was over, and I'm looking for another of these Gamer Girls. Please send your resumes and measurements to my e-mail address and line up around the block. It's a very nice block.
dtoid ladies here I come!
Yeah, something tells me it has something to do with participating in an activity with so many males.
I mean, they're bound to find SOME of us attractive, right? RIGHT??!?!?!
blueskies, I admire your delusional faith
I'm so happy one of my requirements for my girl is that she MUST play games, lol. In fact in my past a couple of my exes who gamed were fucking crazy over sex. Jesus how these studies are right.
Gaming girls! Come out of your closets!, lol
Also cocks
God fucking dammit.
There's never been a gamer guy's survey that can tell you how many times we don't get laid because we play damn video games.
I'm looking at you Katamari Damacy!!
You cost me big time!
Are we taking people of all ages into account here? Most gamers do fall into the <= 30 age group, and I suspect that the average 20something gamer girl has more sex than the average 80-year-old non-gamer, for example.
Also, as others have stated, it's ridiculously easy for a gamer girl to get laid. Trust me on this -- I am one. I could be monstrously fat and incredibly ugly, and desperate guys would still beg me to play with their Wiis.
@puppetpallmich:
I lol'd. :)
My ex writes for Pojo's. We were pretty active back when we were togeter... hmm....
I got my Girlfriend addicted to world of warcraft. The statistics don't lie.
WoW => 4.3 FTW!
Makes sense:
Gaming = Guy
Shopping/Nagging = Girl
Testosterone = Guy
Estrogen = Girl
Testosterone = SEX, I LIKE!!
Estrogen = Sex... meh.
So by solving this simultaneous equation, girl gamers would have more testosterone than usual, and thus, more sex.
Just in case anyone's missed Greybush's new forum avatar, I think you'll find this highly relevant:
So wait, confusion here. Did we factor in single women into the number of times per week? Sure, when I'm seeing someone sex that many times is kosher, but are they saying that gamer girls have sooooooooo much sex that they balance out for their single peers complete lack there of. The sheer thought of it hurts.
P.S. Horrible post to put up near Valentines Day... if your single.
i'm telling niero!
this is true.
FACT!
girl gamers are nymphomaniacs! (SP?) My bloke can't keep up anyway!
And this also reminds me of a 4chan picture of some girl giving a guy head and everytime it goes in she gets 100 points :P
thats high score ;-D
My ex was a gamer, although we didn't really play much together. Thats probably one of the reasons we broke up.
They're playing with their casual gamer boyfriends.
Isn't that annoying? I mean, how come the gamer girls get more sex than the non-gamer while the gamer guys, at the opposite, have more trouble getting laid!
God damn you nature for making fun of us!
hahahahahahha lmao awesome avatar.
Oh, Wait... They could be talking about having sex in a wide fashion, as in -self sex-.
Don't know about you, but in that case, I have sex +15 times a week :)
ps.: maybe they're just talking about real sex. I'm a sad puppie - it's been a long time since the last gamer girl I dated.
I'm definitely not lying when I say me and my girlfriend Scarlett Johansson, who plays a lot of video games, have more sex than most people. In my private helicopter made out of gold PLAYSTATION 3s
emm Sex..YUMMY!
Most girls don't play console games unless they have a boyfriend who does. I think some people are confusing said girls for hardcore gamer girls, the latter of which probably have sex as often as their male counterparts (almost never).
ahahah Mrs Violence! Always enlightening!
Well, I can at least vouch for this finding. They are also kinkier...but you didn't hear that from me =P
Gamer girls are horny as hell, I had one in college, but then I had to break up with her because she was too demanding, always ordering me to give her head while she played Tetris against her friend who was in the room (because it didn't get better than that), refilling her beer, cigarette runs...oh wait...no...strike that...reverse it...*
*This is totally true, and I shoulda married that whore. Any chick willing to give you head in front of other people will do ANYTHING you want for the rest of your life and like it. I miss her... Happy Valentines Day bitches.
that's just nasty
HAHAHAHAHA
They're doing it with their brothers.
I claim bullshit
Name 1 hot girl gamer just 1
that isn't PAID to be one
uhm...there was that one....whats her name...yeah...with the hair....and boobs....yeah her name escapes me...
i hope they dont do a survey on how many times a male gamer has sex a week
If I were a chick I'd do all of you guys right now. But I'm not...so BACK OFF!
lol Bahamut_Zero
I want a private chopper made of gold PS3's!
These are all unmarried peeps right?
Where do I sign up for the 3.2 times/wk?
If it was 3.2 times per night I think I figured out how the .2 thing happens. Or at least how it would for me.
After the 3, I fall asleep while trying to be brave looking dehydration in the eyes and give it another go. OH YEah that fe..ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Same might still hold true for the 3.2 times per week thing. *shrug*
They're not having sex with me, that's for damn sure.
I dunno about this whole thing. As a gamer girl, I probably get as much sex as my male counterparts. Because to be a real gamer you spend most of your life indoors, sitting in front of a computer/tv. This does not make for the most attractive physic. I agree with the person above who said you'd have to look at casual gaming versus hardcore gamers. Casual gamers have boyfriends that they play video games with once in a while. Complaining the whole time. They're just going to have more sex than nerds anyway.
Yeah sure the casual gamers get it but what about hardcore? ; ; We girls need loving too. They're just jealous because we pwn them. <_<
Quote: Name 1 hot girl gamer just 1
that isn't PAID to be one
Answer: my wife of three years. She can kick my butt anyday at Super Smash Brothers Meele.
;_;
Well let´s explain the decimals..
is just an average number from the answer of all the gaming girls divided by the number of interviewed gaming girls.
and it´s totally true... my girlfriend isn´t a hardcore gaming girl, but she love´s to play super mario world, DK country, snes games overall, and every time, except one when her dad called her and i ahd to drop her off at his house, we played snes emulated on my ps2 we had sex... and it was good... pretty damm good, there must be an aphrodisiac frequency on the amrio song that messes up with the girls sex desire. too bad she´s in istanbul, turkey right now, and i´m here.. in brazil all alone... well life sucks...
my .02 =)
not to self : play mario on snes on next date
Whata bunch of freaks, lol.
I hope the 3.2 and 4.3 are with one guy......
I'm a gaming nerd but luckily I get mad play!...with my g/f(casual gamer). lol
Confirmed.
synce: um, girls play games..with or without a bf. I met my husband off of rainbow six 3. So obvisouly i was already playing..And there are a shitload of girls out there that game. U just don't know where to look. Im guessing u only see the girls ur describing, cause u wouldn't be saying that if u saw what i see.
http://www.myspace.com/legitchics
Ugh. WTF WHERE HAVE I BEEN?! I am behind :[ I get laid on an average of 0 times a week.
I get more proposals for marriage than for making secks lolol Weird drunken phone calls :x
Anyways, IDK this [kind of] surprises me.
@CloverGG
let me guess you don´t want to get married yet...
because you´re lucky ^^
unless the proposals are on-game then they are lame... even I get some proposals when i used to play AQ2 back in the days.. just because my nick waf Eva-01... people thought i as a girl... lol =p
ha, I'm glad i'm a gamer girl. I somewhat agree! I definatly use the fact that i play games to show off to guys! works charms. as for the sex. my boyfriend's a gamer too. so it's all gamer on gamer action. lol
i've only dated two people. and both were gamers. So gamer girls I would say are doing it with Gamer guys. in my opinion!
secks? what is secks?