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Women gamers have more sex than non-gamers ... apparently photo

Games Industry dot biz recently posted a press release from Gametart.com (the largest online games rental company in the UK) claiming that according to a study they conducted, women who play video games have more sex than women who do not. They found that female gamers have sex an average of 4.3 times a week while non-gamers have sex 3.2 times a week.

As the Internet's leader in ackowledging female gamers (and not cowering away from them in terror), Destructoid remains unsurprised by these findings. Many of our female gamer friends have often been described as "Sex Kittens", "Sex Minxes", "Sex Orangutans" and all manner of other sexually charged wildlife. We applaud Gametart for embarking on, what one can be assured must be, valid scientific study based on this hypothesis, and we eagerly await further study in the field of "joysticks + ovaries = mad secks".

I'm sure the comments below will be a haven for enlightening, thought-provoking discussion, only rivalled by the French salons of the 19th century, but before you all start posting stories of "that one girl you met at the LAN center who could tie CAT5 cables into a perfect knot with her tongue", I must ask; if female gamers are having so much sex, who are they having the sex with? Have stereotypes failed me yet again?

I'm going to my room for a good, long cry now. 


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FoD at 02/14/2007 00:35
I'm not surprised.
Futuris7's Avatar
Futuris7 at 02/14/2007 00:38
How the holy hell do you have sex in decimals?

and

People have sex 3.2 -4.3 times A WEEK?!?

This post just shattered my reality. Going to brood now.....
Hipple's Avatar
Hipple at 02/14/2007 00:40
In other news, I've been dating the wrong people...
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Knives at 02/14/2007 00:40
@ futuris7

They tease u.u

or maybe they stop half way because because the game stopped loading or something.
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YARLY at 02/14/2007 00:41
As a non-woman gamer, I have sex on average zero times a week.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 02/14/2007 00:42
To quote revenge of the nerds -
"Why was it so good?"
"Well, jocks think about sports and sex, nerds just think about sex"
Teh Ted's Avatar
Teh Ted at 02/14/2007 00:47
@ Futuris 7 - Actually, if you have decimal sex, you end up with decimal children. Thus having sex 3.2 times per week results in 2.3 kidss.

In the words of my great grand pappy: a tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket. Or worse, ankle biters.

And what the study didn't uncover was that all this female gamer sex is directed at one man: Fatal1ty. PWNZORED.
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BritiniMartini at 02/14/2007 00:48
gamer girls are whores! hahaha fucking nympho's.
GodLen's Avatar
GodLen at 02/14/2007 00:56
i wish i was a gamming girl
Serpentish's Avatar
Serpentish at 02/14/2007 01:05
Obviously I'm not getting any of that 4.3 action.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 02/14/2007 01:18
Women gamers are having sex with the jocks, duh.
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Serpentish at 02/14/2007 01:23
Do threesome count as 1.0, 1.5 or 2.0 times?
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charliesuh at 02/14/2007 01:26
Gamer 1: Wait, so you're saying that there's actually a girl in here?!
Gamer 2: Hell yea! I even heard her voice!
Gamer 1: ZMG TITTIES! BANG BANG BANG!
Farktoid's Avatar
Farktoid at 02/14/2007 01:30
Here's the rub. Gamer girls can pick up nerds like it's nothing because of sheer numbers. 10 to 1 at least. And when I was dating a gamer girl, we were at it every night at least. But after a long and stupid story involving a car and me getting hit with one, it was over, and I'm looking for another of these Gamer Girls. Please send your resumes and measurements to my e-mail address and line up around the block. It's a very nice block.
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Brandon2520 at 02/14/2007 01:37
dtoid ladies here I come!
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blueskies at 02/14/2007 01:49
Yeah, something tells me it has something to do with participating in an activity with so many males.

I mean, they're bound to find SOME of us attractive, right? RIGHT??!?!?!
Serpentish's Avatar
Serpentish at 02/14/2007 01:50
blueskies, I admire your delusional faith
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GatsuTheBerserker at 02/14/2007 01:54
I'm so happy one of my requirements for my girl is that she MUST play games, lol. In fact in my past a couple of my exes who gamed were fucking crazy over sex. Jesus how these studies are right.

Gaming girls! Come out of your closets!, lol

Also cocks
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Jecrell at 02/14/2007 02:08
God fucking dammit.
There's never been a gamer guy's survey that can tell you how many times we don't get laid because we play damn video games.

I'm looking at you Katamari Damacy!!
You cost me big time!
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Hannah at 02/14/2007 02:43
Are we taking people of all ages into account here? Most gamers do fall into the <= 30 age group, and I suspect that the average 20something gamer girl has more sex than the average 80-year-old non-gamer, for example.

Also, as others have stated, it's ridiculously easy for a gamer girl to get laid. Trust me on this -- I am one. I could be monstrously fat and incredibly ugly, and desperate guys would still beg me to play with their Wiis.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 02/14/2007 02:47
@puppetpallmich:

I lol'd. :)
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Paul Soth at 02/14/2007 02:49
My ex writes for Pojo's. We were pretty active back when we were togeter... hmm....
humorousllama's Avatar
humorousllama at 02/14/2007 03:09
I got my Girlfriend addicted to world of warcraft. The statistics don't lie.

WoW => 4.3 FTW!
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Zero_ at 02/14/2007 03:14
Makes sense:

Gaming = Guy
Shopping/Nagging = Girl

Testosterone = Guy
Estrogen = Girl

Testosterone = SEX, I LIKE!!
Estrogen = Sex... meh.

So by solving this simultaneous equation, girl gamers would have more testosterone than usual, and thus, more sex.
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Niero at 02/14/2007 03:26
Just in case anyone's missed Greybush's new forum avatar, I think you'll find this highly relevant:

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Tim_Stoppard at 02/14/2007 03:37
So wait, confusion here. Did we factor in single women into the number of times per week? Sure, when I'm seeing someone sex that many times is kosher, but are they saying that gamer girls have sooooooooo much sex that they balance out for their single peers complete lack there of. The sheer thought of it hurts.

P.S. Horrible post to put up near Valentines Day... if your single.
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GodLen at 02/14/2007 03:42
i'm telling niero!
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atheistium at 02/14/2007 04:54
this is true.
FACT!
girl gamers are nymphomaniacs! (SP?) My bloke can't keep up anyway!
And this also reminds me of a 4chan picture of some girl giving a guy head and everytime it goes in she gets 100 points :P
thats high score ;-D
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Milofo at 02/14/2007 06:10
My ex was a gamer, although we didn't really play much together. Thats probably one of the reasons we broke up.
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Justice at 02/14/2007 06:20
They're playing with their casual gamer boyfriends.
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elgemusio at 02/14/2007 07:13
Isn't that annoying? I mean, how come the gamer girls get more sex than the non-gamer while the gamer guys, at the opposite, have more trouble getting laid!
God damn you nature for making fun of us!
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Snaileb at 02/14/2007 07:33
hahahahahahha lmao awesome avatar.
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Ocana at 02/14/2007 07:43
Oh, Wait... They could be talking about having sex in a wide fashion, as in -self sex-.

Don't know about you, but in that case, I have sex +15 times a week :)

ps.: maybe they're just talking about real sex. I'm a sad puppie - it's been a long time since the last gamer girl I dated.
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BahamutZero at 02/14/2007 07:46
I'm definitely not lying when I say me and my girlfriend Scarlett Johansson, who plays a lot of video games, have more sex than most people. In my private helicopter made out of gold PLAYSTATION 3s
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Mrs_Violence at 02/14/2007 07:50
emm Sex..YUMMY!
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synce at 02/14/2007 08:30
Most girls don't play console games unless they have a boyfriend who does. I think some people are confusing said girls for hardcore gamer girls, the latter of which probably have sex as often as their male counterparts (almost never).
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Antimat3r at 02/14/2007 08:31
ahahah Mrs Violence! Always enlightening!

Well, I can at least vouch for this finding. They are also kinkier...but you didn't hear that from me =P
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JoeyBuckets at 02/14/2007 08:59
Gamer girls are horny as hell, I had one in college, but then I had to break up with her because she was too demanding, always ordering me to give her head while she played Tetris against her friend who was in the room (because it didn't get better than that), refilling her beer, cigarette runs...oh wait...no...strike that...reverse it...*

*This is totally true, and I shoulda married that whore. Any chick willing to give you head in front of other people will do ANYTHING you want for the rest of your life and like it. I miss her... Happy Valentines Day bitches.


BahamutZero's Avatar
BahamutZero at 02/14/2007 09:07
that's just nasty
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JoeyBuckets at 02/14/2007 09:09
HAHAHAHAHA
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Rpg_Worshiper at 02/14/2007 09:39
They're doing it with their brothers.
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michiyoyoshiku at 02/14/2007 10:02
I claim bullshit

Name 1 hot girl gamer just 1

that isn't PAID to be one
JoeyBuckets's Avatar
JoeyBuckets at 02/14/2007 10:10
uhm...there was that one....whats her name...yeah...with the hair....and boobs....yeah her name escapes me...
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Myrmidon16 at 02/14/2007 10:20
i hope they dont do a survey on how many times a male gamer has sex a week
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robotplague at 02/14/2007 12:03
If I were a chick I'd do all of you guys right now. But I'm not...so BACK OFF!
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relik at 02/14/2007 12:06
lol Bahamut_Zero

I want a private chopper made of gold PS3's!
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diversionmary at 02/14/2007 12:57
These are all unmarried peeps right?

Where do I sign up for the 3.2 times/wk?
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Kalakaua at 02/14/2007 13:31
If it was 3.2 times per night I think I figured out how the .2 thing happens. Or at least how it would for me.

After the 3, I fall asleep while trying to be brave looking dehydration in the eyes and give it another go. OH YEah that fe..ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

Same might still hold true for the 3.2 times per week thing. *shrug*
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Dexter345 at 02/14/2007 13:36
They're not having sex with me, that's for damn sure.
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Xeniteone at 02/14/2007 14:58
I dunno about this whole thing. As a gamer girl, I probably get as much sex as my male counterparts. Because to be a real gamer you spend most of your life indoors, sitting in front of a computer/tv. This does not make for the most attractive physic. I agree with the person above who said you'd have to look at casual gaming versus hardcore gamers. Casual gamers have boyfriends that they play video games with once in a while. Complaining the whole time. They're just going to have more sex than nerds anyway.
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