As you may know, we are yet to get tired of casting our judgmental eyes upon the freaks and weirdos that frequent Second Life, and this one, I assure you, is a real doozy.
She goes by the name of Palela Anderson, and she (if she is a she) has used Second Life to live out her fantasies of being a prostitute. "We have street prostitution here in Italy, and I have always wanted to be one of them," confesses Anderson. "As a teenager I would watch these sexy women walking the streets, waiting for the cars to stop, teasing the guys, and then hopping in and getting out sometime later.
"I'm not sure why I find it such a turn-on. I think it's because when a man will pay to have you, you know he really desires you. It's proof that you're really wanted."
Yeah ... I'm not sure the prostitute/client relationship works quite like that, but I'm not about to upset the apple cart. Continuing her tale, Palela anonymously recounts how she tried being a dirty prozzer in real life, but "In the end, I refused all the dates I got. It wasn't that I didn't want to do it, not at all. It was because I was afraid of being discovered by my family. They would have never accepted it, and I didn't want to hurt them or make them ashamed of me."
Palela claims she looks like her Second Life avatar, which means that this make-believe whore might, in actual fact, be Janet Jackson in reality. She charges 2000-3000 Linden Dollars for a single evening and, in case you couldn't have guessed by now -- she doesn't have a boyfriend.
Yet more proof that Second Life is a good thing. After all, it keeps these people indoors.
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