Usually, there's nothing funny about a woman abusing her slot, but this one is just too good to pass up. A NeoGAF eyewitness has recounted the tale of how his neighbor -- a poor, unassuming, completely out-of-touch woman -- tried to make a purchase on her Wii ... by jamming three credit cards into the disc slot!
After having to ask what a Virtual Console was, the would-be big spender had been informed that she could purchase games for the Wii by taking it online and then "putting in her credit card" when prompted. She took it literally. When the first card failed to do anything, she believed she had to keep putting them in until there was enough to make it work. Somehow she has survived to adulthood without getting killed.
It doesn't help that she also cracked open her Wii Speak device somehow while putting it on top of the Wii remote's sensor bar. These are the people that publishers want to see more of in the market. These are the people now known as gamers.
As with all truly stupid people, the woman blames the person whose advice she foolishly misinterpreted and now expects compensation. She is, to use the scientific term, one dumb bitch.
The story is almost too stupid to be true, but by the same token, it's too funny not to take a chance on posting. Besides, in a world where people get mason jars shattered in their rectums, I'm willing to accept any tale of human idiocy.
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9:00 PM on 12.29.2008
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"Somehow she has survived to adulthood without getting killed."
We make it too easy for stupid people to survive. We're not letting Darwin's theory of evolution work in our favor.
More topically, yeah, this woman is a fucking idiot. I hope that whatever lawyer she attempts to soil with this case points at her and laughs like she deserves. Why do fucktards always think they deserve compensation for being idiots? The ones that would let it slide (people actually suffering mental retardation) tend to be the ones that actually deserve compensation.
My gawwwwwwwwwwwwd.
Hate to see how she makes a frozen pizza!
wow.
Best news story I have read today! I guess stupidity has no bounds. :D
stupid bitch.
Most likely she drives like this too.
I think I'm gonna cough up a lung if I keep laughing so hard. Does this woman ever forget how to breathe too?
Can we now get pics of her abusing her slot?
I have to disagree, I think this is worse. At least that coworker asked you about it first.
What the hell is her preoblem.
I cant stop laughing but how stupid could you get??
I hope whoever she expects compensation from laughs her ass off the planet.
o_O Wow i honestly didnt think there were people with that ammount of idiocy...
Humans just get more interesting by the second... *sigh*
Thanks, I suck.
@Article: LOL. I am not in the least suprised. I have met many, many women who have done things of similar stupidity.
The "it's just a word" argument is total nonsense. Language is one of the things that makes us human. The importance of words to human beings is second only to shelter and food. I just don't like the tone of the post. It is ugly and vaguely misogynist.
Bastard? Dickhead? Cock? Prick? Tosser? There's tons of insults that are prodominently aimed at men.
I like it, she truely is a dumb bitch. It shows how little we think of her by using those terms.