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Woman tries to kidnap online ex-boyfriend from Second Life photo

A woman wanted for the attempted kidnap of her ex-Second Life boyfriend has been caught after a search that spread across several states. 33-year-old Kimberly Jernigan had an online affair with a 52-year-old man via Second Life, and when he ended the relationship, she became quite distressed ... as well as demented, if this story is anything to go by.

The relationship ended after the pair had met in real life (likely meaning she didn't resemble her Second Life avatar enough), and in the beginning of August, Kimberly allegedly drove to her ex-boyfriend's Pennsylvania workplace and attempted to kidnap the man at gunpoint. Apparently she couldn't even manage that successfully, and had to come back two weeks later and track him down to his Delaware home, posing as a postal worker to find his address. After cutting and removing a screened window to gain entry to the man's house, she lay in wait for him with a set of handcuffs, a roll of duct tape, a taser, a BB gun and her dog Gogi. 

Her foolproof scheme failed after the man simply ran away, having entered to find a laser beam pointed at his chest. Kimberley had fled soon after, but her dog was discovered bound in duct tape and abandoned in the bathroom to stop him making noise. She was found an hour later in Maryland and taken into custody after a "brief struggle" at a rest stop.

We don't often run Second Life stories on Destructoid, but after reading the above ... can you blame us for breaking tradition just this once?

[Thanks, Wardrox]


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Clockwork's Avatar
Clockwork at 08/23/2008 10:15
I don't really have anything to say other than this lady is nucking futs.
Cartman's Avatar
Cartman at 08/23/2008 10:21
Gotta' love the Internet.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar
KamikazeTutor at 08/23/2008 10:26
lol americans
nintendoll's Avatar
nintendoll at 08/23/2008 10:28
poor puppy :(
Secret Cow's Avatar
Secret Cow at 08/23/2008 10:29
She was pregnant with his unicorn at the time.

Reminds me a bit of Bernann McKinney, the puppy-cloning former beauty queen who captured a mormon sex slave. Why do these stories always involve dogs?
Bioautographical's Avatar
Bioautographical at 08/23/2008 10:30
To kidnap boyfriend, tie up dog?

rel123's Avatar
rel123 at 08/23/2008 10:31
"lol americans"

lol non-americans making sweeeping generalizations
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 08/23/2008 10:35
Oh wow..
casualweaponry's Avatar
casualweaponry at 08/23/2008 10:38
In before massive facepalm montage. Also poor doggie. Also Second Life die in a fire please.
DaedHead8's Avatar
DaedHead8 at 08/23/2008 10:57
KMCC's Avatar
KMCC at 08/23/2008 10:58
Agreed, poor dog. I hope they took the dog away from her.
ace of knaves's Avatar
ace of knaves at 08/23/2008 11:15
I should be a lot more shocked by this story; I desperately wish I was, but I'm not, and that's just so goddamned depressing.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar
eternalplayer2345 at 08/23/2008 11:15
Can we stop calling a second life a game and just call it "super myspace"
mistic's Avatar
mistic at 08/23/2008 11:22
man this is almost more hilarious then the gm getting tricked to have cybers*x
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Drakonikarma at 08/23/2008 11:43
Is it just me or is this womens resemblance to John Travolta uncanny?

dixieflatline's Avatar
dixieflatline at 08/23/2008 12:16
We are going to start hearing many many more stories like this.
ThisYearsPink's Avatar
ThisYearsPink at 08/23/2008 12:20
@Drakon: Here's John Travolta as a woman...


So...yeah, you're right.
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar
Phoenix Gamma at 08/23/2008 12:24
I'd hit that.

With a crowbar.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/23/2008 12:32
Saw this on the news the other day. Fucking sad, weird-ass story. This woman is clearly fucked up (I think the news report had more details to that effect), but I'm going to assume that the guy broke it off when he saw that she wasn't exactly Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. So, a psycho and a dick.

So, Second Life, basically.
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MechaMonkey at 08/23/2008 12:33
John Travolta's attorney has declined to comment on the charges against his client, or as to how he was able to obtain his costume from Hairspray for the purposes of the kidnapping.
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Static Jak at 08/23/2008 12:35
Is it wrong for me to care more about the dog then the guy who had a gun pointing at him?

Poor dog.
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 08/23/2008 12:47
poor animal.
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burzumy at 08/23/2008 13:24
You know, the unfortunate part of all this is that it makes all the other Second Life Lion-Virtual Woman relationships look relatively normal.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 08/23/2008 13:29
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
parrothead's Avatar
parrothead at 08/23/2008 13:40
Very funny, did she wear a diaper to make better time?
dtomek's Avatar
dtomek at 08/23/2008 13:50
Holy shit I can't wait for Home. I'm going to kidnap the fuck out of some chilluns.
Mr Happyfunlovetime's Avatar
Mr Happyfunlovetime at 08/23/2008 13:56
Now that's romance for you.
Phish's Avatar
Phish at 08/23/2008 14:18
Best story EVER
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar
Vitamin Awesome at 08/23/2008 14:26
Hmmm attempted kidnappings AND potential free dog?

This second life certainly has fringe benefits.
TheBrain's Avatar
TheBrain at 08/23/2008 15:29
That's the best story I've ever read.
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the_real_one at 08/23/2008 17:40
yay home better give away our personal info so we can go kidnap each other, ike real life deathmatch!
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TrailerParkJesus at 08/23/2008 18:00
Hilariously scary.
Lamito's Avatar
Lamito at 08/23/2008 19:58
That girl reminds me of me, and I'm a man.
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Jatari at 08/23/2008 22:04
As a punishment, they should tie her up with duck tape and throw her in a room with several formerly abused and starved dobermans. Death to animal abusers!!!
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/24/2008 00:33
Is this time for one of my rants about how people are more important than animals? Is it? Because I am not afraid to use it.
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bleep at 08/24/2008 04:16
She should have just kidnapped him in Second Life
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 08/24/2008 09:04
I read about this in the cblogs on Friday. It made me laugh pretty hard.
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Amazing_Steve at 08/24/2008 14:16
Umm. Why couldn't the cops catch this bridge troll in the TWO WEEKS it took for her to try again. I mean she did pull a gun on him at work and all. You'd think the law might have wanted to look into that. Goddamed cops couldn't catch a cold.
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Beverly Hills at 08/24/2008 17:25
I've heard of some crazy things on the internet, but this is really off the wall!
I hope that guy wasn't married,(or do I hope his wife found out? Hmmm)
Her poor dog is the sickest part, I hope that her was rescued to a GOOD owner!!!
BEVERLY
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savagesaladin at 08/24/2008 20:13
@KamikazeTutor

"lol americans'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!
Bioautographical's Avatar
Bioautographical at 08/24/2008 22:36
@Sharpless

"More important" than humans? Ehhh . . . there are instances wherein a human's life would take priority over an animal's (fireman has time to grab one thing from burning house, takes person over family pet, etc).

But I COULD say that, in this story, I think I feel a lot more sympathy for the dog than I do either of the human morons. I mean, in general, some of the worst atrocities of which humans are capable are things animals simply don't do. The rare times they DO act out viciously or cruelly, it's instinctual - if humans are capable of higher reasoning, then we should be above figuratively eating our young (yet, you have people who, for example, will kill or abandon their children for things like relationships, or money).

So maybe by our laws, humans are "more important" than animals. But there are proportionally very few humans for which I have the level of respect that I do for MOST animals. If that says anything.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/24/2008 23:52
@Bioautographical
True enough, I do feel sorry for the dog. They showed him on the news and he looked like, "Oy, what the hell happened to me?" But I would say I feel equally sorry for the people. They're both obviously messed up: She's obsessive and clingy, clearly unbalanced and a generally sad human being, and being rejected by someone who "loved" you until they saw you in person is absolutely shattering. And if he's looking for love in Second Life, he can't exactly be in a great place either. (And I would argue that using Second Life at all indicates that a person has problems...) The dog's certainly the most sympathetic of the three, being the most innocent party, but I think all three are deserving of some degree of sympathy. It's just an ugly situation.

My major objection is just how people tend to get up-in-arms when things are done to animals, but they hardly bat an eye when something happens to people. I'm not saying we should bump animals down a notch on the priority scale, just that people should be raised back up on it.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 08/25/2008 12:49
This is pretty par for the course as far as Second Life goes, I'd say.
Valthonis's Avatar
Valthonis at 09/14/2008 11:11
There are no words...

Well, unless you want to count "omgthatwomanisnuckingfuts" as a word. That would work.
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