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At least as far as Kinect Joy Ride is concerned. Proof, if proof be needed, that Kinect is evolving the way we play games forever. Now the games play US!

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Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:05
Maurice Tan
This might be the best thing I've seen today.
Woopman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:05
Woopman
lol, shit plays itself.
Heojaua's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:06
Heojaua
lol looks fun.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:10
mistic
this is quite sad actually... not even Mario Kart has that...

I wonder how many more games are like that? It's a great way to cover up for failing responsiveness...
"Wow it's like it anticipates what I want to do!... wait a second...WUT???"
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:12
Stephen Beirne
It's so user-friendly even a corpse could play!
Zeta Crossfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:14
Zeta Crossfire
In Soviet Russia GAMES PLAY YOU!
indigit4l's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:16
indigit4l
LMFAO
Automation's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:17
Automation
car game on rails FTL
Fanofgames's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:20
Fanofgames
Either someone is close by you while you just wear the headset, or that that game failed badly. Either way, i laughed at you just sitting there and ... friggan Herby the car here doing its own thing lol
Telephis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:22
Telephis
ha, ha! Just like the Calls of Duty.
XxSteviexX's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:27
XxSteviexX
Dance central is the same, too much help
Vallanthaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:28
Vallanthaz
Ahh, Kinect.

Proof that you can take a disappointing product and make it a success with a little advertising.
Minios's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:29
Minios
This is an example of Kinect's MindSense Technology. It scans the user's thought waves to interpret commands even before they're performed.

No bull. Look it up.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:29
Trowble
Damn! He's good!
Budogenkai's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:29
Budogenkai
this isnt gran turismo 5..
MathewRD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:29
MathewRD
@Zeta Crossfire,

You're 10 years too late for that meme. Try to keep up.
searchmyday's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:30
searchmyday
This remind me of the overly scripted single player in black ops. I'm not that surprise though, Kinect is made of fail.
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:30
Tony Ponce
That reminds me of the Tomorrowland Speedway ride in Magic Kingdom. It's go-karts, only you are on a track. And you only get to drive a single lap. What fun.
TriplZer0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:35
TriplZer0
@MathewRD - Heroes get remembered, but memes never die.
Trygle12's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:41
Trygle12
I heard the Kinect only used a small portion of the power of the 360?

It has to be more since the "You have been frozen" indicator didn't pop up until midrace!
boomfasa's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:47
boomfasa
Sigh... I hope that there are difficulty settings and that this one is set on the easiest.
MathewRD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:48
MathewRD
@TriplZer0

Memes do die. And if by your standards, they don't, then they at least get annoying.
StingingVelvet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:49
StingingVelvet
PC elitist says: reminds me of aim-assist in every console shooter ever.
Caspulex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:49
Caspulex
Super Guide's got nothing on this.
Thane Vickers's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:59
Thane Vickers
I find that try-a-stunt guy strangely suggestive.
carg0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 19:59
carg0
whether or not you "are" or "aren't" the controller when you buy Kinect is debatable. what you can be guaranteed of however, when you buy Kinect, is that you're a tool. congratulations, lol.

send us photos of your Kinect collecting dust in the closet two months from now. if you're lucky, D-toid might take pity on you and send you a free t-shirt. = )
Nyktharas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:00
Nyktharas
@MathewRD

Then again, everything seems to annoy you.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:04
TheDreadHawk
I laughed pretty hard...
Vorbis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:23
Vorbis
1:1 movement.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:24
Los255
WOW. That is hilariously pathetic.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:25
Naim Master
MatthewRD is right, stupid meme spammers are destroying Dtoid's rotten corpse.
tomothy25's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:26
tomothy25
@Robotic
Whenever he did the "Pull back to charge"/"Push forward to boost" combo, I couldn't help but think "why is that little guy doing pelvic thrusts?"

Very strange.
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Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:28
Super Drybones
So this is the future of the Super Guide!
sky4's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:31
sky4
The guy's performance as the driver was priceless. No way I could do that without cracking up. "YES! This really happened!" says the game. Yes, yes it did, and we are all sad for you.
Nitex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:32
Nitex
So basically your paying $150 to watch a game play itself? So incredibly innovative! What will they think of next!?
shadow2398's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:32
shadow2398
Wow, I didn't realize the kinect has the ability to let us play games with just our eyes.... ITS SO REVOLUTIONARY!!!!
sky4's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:37
sky4
EDIT: was not the game saying that I now realise. My mistake.
Davoidbot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:41
Davoidbot
Maybe they'll make a patch so that you can use kinect to beat the first level of black ops now...
JHJS4LIFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 20:52
JHJS4LIFE
Boostalicious!
comeonboeltsy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 21:10
comeonboeltsy
*Refrains from saying "In Soviet Russia..." because MathewRD finds it annoying*
meteorscrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 21:10
meteorscrap
Wow. Crappily designed game designed to showcase the capabilities of Kinect can play semi-well if you don't do anything.

I'd love to take the position of the horribly-nerdy elitist here, but I can't be arsed. Especially not after the playthrough of Call of Duty: Black Ops where you don't have to fire a shot on hard.

Holy Shit! The gaming companies which spend billions of dollars are pandering to people who HAVE NOT BEEN PLAYING SINCE NES/ATARI/PONG! Purge these heretics!

Fuck off. Just because you equate challenge with fun does not mean everyone else does. With games like this, I ask two things: Does my twitchy, stupid-ass butt wiggling on the couch provide some amusement, and if done better than my opponent, provide me with the win? And if so, is it fun?

If yes to both, I'm good to go.

Don't get me wrong, but the more I see videos like this, the more I want to choke motherfuckers. Sorry mate, this is not Nintendo, but with better graphics and a third plane. Unfortunately, other factors of the video game experience (accessibility, focus, general design) have evolved with the medium.

Don't get me wrong. Something pretends it's hardcore shit and doesn't deliver? I'll call it on it. But a cry of "OMG! This launch-title Kinect kart-racer isn't GTV!" bullshit is stupid and proves what a retard you are if you buy into it.
user78405's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 21:13
user78405
ho!ho!ha!ha!ha!ha its looks fun but can it turn on by itself and play itself just wondering. Its a good thing i sold my 360 slim for a ps3 160gb and now i know what i want for Christmas a move heck i just buy 2 move for just fun of it, does that make Microsoft made for overestimate their sales? So far one injury, for now Its takes one death and all over for Kinect, Game Over! check on vgchartz.com
Ujn Hunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 21:16
Ujn Hunter
Wow! I knew Kinect was awesome! ;)
GoofierBrute's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 21:25
GoofierBrute
@Zeta
In this case, wouldn't it be "In Soviet Russia, game doesn't play you"?

As for the video, Jesus Christ this is funny, if not a just a teensy bit sad.
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 21:44
EdgyDude
At least the Super Guide is optional, but this, what is this i don't even

@TriplZer0: The Sandlot FTW.
ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 21:50
ndschroede23
@Naim Master

If that's such a bad thing, then why am I so turned on?
SilversunFrenzy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 22:10
SilversunFrenzy
You guys need to chill out. It's just one funny example of what Kinect does, it's not necessarily indicative of Kinect as a whole or anything. Calm down, realize that this is just a funny video, and nothing more. No need to jump all over Kinect's junk, and no need to defend Kinect's junk. This is what this is; a funny looking man managing to be completely deadpan while a game races itself.
Kilgore Trout's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2010 22:18
Kilgore Trout
What else did anybody expect? I mean really, the technology of the Kinect isn't shabby but not every yahoo that steps in front of it at a party is going to be as precise as a game with depth would require.

It's a party game, one for people who want to play (while possibly intoxicated) something that isn't a huge stress to get into or play. It's like a trampoline or a swimming pool.
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