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Wired receives retail Rock Band, unboxes it, and makes us sad photo

While we eagerly anticipate the arrival of our final retail review copy of Rock Band*, Game|Life's Chris Kohler thinks it's necessary to rub it in our faces. The band kit and game arrived at Game|Life's offices today (read: Chris' apartment), and  they were nice enough to document the unboxing ordeal that comes along with it.

Surely, the package is huge, and what did you expect? Drums, a microphone, a guitar, a USB hub, and a game are all shoved into the box. On top of that, everything is so tightly packed with extra cardboard and plastic wrap, that there might actually be more package than there is product. But who cares!? It's freakin' Rock Band, dude!

Check out all of the pictures and running commentary over at Game|Life, and formulate your own plan of attack on the package when you pick the game up on November 20.

* Note to our friends at Harmonix/EA/Reverb/MTV: My birthday is next week; I'm just throwing that out there in case, you know, you wanted to send our review copy out sooner than you had planned. No pressure.


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Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 21:08
Tino
IT COMES WITH BOOMERANGS?!
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 21:09
Baron Calico
Cardboard porn. Awwww yea.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 21:22
Gameboi
Bah! Don't they know that Brutal is f'n metal?
kobewan0824's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 21:26
kobewan0824
Cardboard FTW!
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 21:41
sleepingagain
i ordered it through amazon, and i know when i get it shipped, the box is going to be ungodly HUGE....
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 21:47
Samit Sarkar
But I want it NOW, mommy!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 21:49
GuitarAtomik
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS!
LordGloom's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 22:03
LordGloom
I already have GH3, but I still burn for RB.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 22:12
Wedge
Lawl, why is it a "Special Edition"? I was not aware of any other edition. Also somebody invite me over to play this ;_;
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 22:14
topgeargorilla
I already played some Rock Band weeks ago.


Haha suckas!
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 22:16
Wedge
So did I. But I want to play it MORE.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 22:17
Cheeburga
Ron I want a free copy of rockband pls.
outrage's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 22:28
outrage
me wants now... cant play at local BB thnx to 12 yr olds thinking they are rock gods or something... phhhh
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 22:40
wardrox
I hate them and love them.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 23:10
Necros
So who won the Rock Band contest?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 01:48
vexed alex
Gays < Lesbians
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 01:56
slapme7times
not sure i like the gray/black/green/yellow/blue/red color scheme on the drums... =)

looks like it cost 2$ to manufacture in some depraved, unregulated Chinese sweatshop....
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 02:46
AngelsDontBurn
Oh it's so close!
Teh_zombs's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 03:05
Teh_zombs
I get two boomerangs with the drumms?

WICKED.
mispelt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 03:23
mispelt
Nice job, Harmonix: "Yeah, it'll work with any USB guitars or mics you happen to have lying around. Oh, drums? Yeah... guess you need the bundle for those. Our market research shows that drums print money. We dare you to prove us wrong."
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 05:37
Dexter345
If only we knew somebody who had 7000 Rock Band kits to allocate...
Huangism's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 08:04
Huangism
i am not paying 200 bucks for boomerangs
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/01/2007 10:43
Rockvillian
I love assembling things, and rolling around in plastic and cardboard. The plastic smell is intoxicating.
Furnimus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 14:24
Furnimus
Rock band looks kewl. Do want.
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