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Wired receives retail Rock Band, unboxes it, and makes us sad photo

While we eagerly anticipate the arrival of our final retail review copy of Rock Band*, Game|Life's Chris Kohler thinks it's necessary to rub it in our faces. The band kit and game arrived at Game|Life's offices today (read: Chris' apartment), and  they were nice enough to document the unboxing ordeal that comes along with it.

Surely, the package is huge, and what did you expect? Drums, a microphone, a guitar, a USB hub, and a game are all shoved into the box. On top of that, everything is so tightly packed with extra cardboard and plastic wrap, that there might actually be more package than there is product. But who cares!? It's freakin' Rock Band, dude!

Check out all of the pictures and running commentary over at Game|Life, and formulate your own plan of attack on the package when you pick the game up on November 20.

* Note to our friends at Harmonix/EA/Reverb/MTV: My birthday is next week; I'm just throwing that out there in case, you know, you wanted to send our review copy out sooner than you had planned. No pressure.


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Tino's Avatar
Tino at 10/31/2007 21:08
IT COMES WITH BOOMERANGS?!
Baron Calico's Avatar
Baron Calico at 10/31/2007 21:09
Cardboard porn. Awwww yea.
Gameboi's Avatar
Gameboi at 10/31/2007 21:22
Bah! Don't they know that Brutal is f'n metal?
kobewan0824's Avatar
kobewan0824 at 10/31/2007 21:26
Cardboard FTW!
sleepingagain's Avatar
sleepingagain at 10/31/2007 21:41
i ordered it through amazon, and i know when i get it shipped, the box is going to be ungodly HUGE....
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 10/31/2007 21:47
But I want it NOW, mommy!
GuitarAtomik's Avatar
GuitarAtomik at 10/31/2007 21:49
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS!
LordGloom's Avatar
LordGloom at 10/31/2007 22:03
I already have GH3, but I still burn for RB.
Wedge's Avatar
Wedge at 10/31/2007 22:12
Lawl, why is it a "Special Edition"? I was not aware of any other edition. Also somebody invite me over to play this ;_;
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 10/31/2007 22:14
I already played some Rock Band weeks ago.


Haha suckas!
Wedge's Avatar
Wedge at 10/31/2007 22:16
So did I. But I want to play it MORE.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 10/31/2007 22:17
Ron I want a free copy of rockband pls.
outrage's Avatar
outrage at 10/31/2007 22:28
me wants now... cant play at local BB thnx to 12 yr olds thinking they are rock gods or something... phhhh
wardrox's Avatar
wardrox at 10/31/2007 22:40
I hate them and love them.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/31/2007 23:10
So who won the Rock Band contest?
vexed alex's Avatar
vexed alex at 11/01/2007 01:48
Gays < Lesbians
slapme7times's Avatar
slapme7times at 11/01/2007 01:56
not sure i like the gray/black/green/yellow/blue/red color scheme on the drums... =)

looks like it cost 2$ to manufacture in some depraved, unregulated Chinese sweatshop....
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 11/01/2007 02:46
Oh it's so close!
Teh_zombs's Avatar
Teh_zombs at 11/01/2007 03:05
I get two boomerangs with the drumms?

WICKED.
mispelt's Avatar
mispelt at 11/01/2007 03:23
Nice job, Harmonix: "Yeah, it'll work with any USB guitars or mics you happen to have lying around. Oh, drums? Yeah... guess you need the bundle for those. Our market research shows that drums print money. We dare you to prove us wrong."
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 11/01/2007 05:37
If only we knew somebody who had 7000 Rock Band kits to allocate...
Huangism's Avatar
Huangism at 11/01/2007 08:04
i am not paying 200 bucks for boomerangs
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 11/01/2007 10:43
I love assembling things, and rolling around in plastic and cardboard. The plastic smell is intoxicating.
Furnimus's Avatar
Furnimus at 11/02/2007 14:24
Rock band looks kewl. Do want.
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