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Wipe your arse on No More Heroes with the official toilet paper ... ? photo

Yes, you read that right, and yes that is a picture of No More Heroes arse paper you're looking at. One of the more ... unique ... tie-ins around, this was a one-time freebie for a promotional event, so it's going to take some hunting and bartering if you want to track down a roll for yourself. I mean, if you really, really want to.

Usually I'd find this to be pretty weird, but this is for a game from Suda 51, creator of the schizophrenic arthouse laughing living bomb shooter, Killer 7. He's also the guy who wanders around in a lucha libre mask, so somehow this kind of activity seems normal for him.

At any rate, this would fit right in with my Super Mario Galaxy bidet and Dewy's Adventure tampons. 

[With thanks to Jeremy Stroh]








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Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 08:25
Samit Sarkar
...only in Japan.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 08:35
casualweaponry
WHO WIPED THEIR ASS WITH MY COLLECTIBLE NO MORE HEROES TOILET PAPER!?!

I SAID "WHO WIPED THEIR ASS WITH MY COLLECTIBLE NO MORE HEROES TOILET PAPER!?!

I can't have a nice thing like No More Heroes collectible TP in my house. People just wouldn't respect it.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 08:36
WastelandTraveler
HAHA! Like you said jim this is from the guys of Killer 7 so this just fits in the category of awesome.
Weighted Companion Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 08:59
Weighted Companion Cube
Wait, is the guy on the picture actually sitting on the toilet? This is almost amusing.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 09:19
Excel-2011
Looks like it. The next big controversial game should give out appropriately-themed condoms or something.
catsithx's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 09:54
catsithx
Hey babe let get my manhunt 2 condoms on
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 10:29
Aaron Mxy Yost
So... what exactly do you personally do with the Dewy's Adventure tampons Jim?
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 10:47
Pepillou2
Holy shit! DO WANT!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 10:58
Topher Cantler
Halo toilet paper. Now there's something I'd use.
joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 12:04
joeisremy
what no spaceballs joke?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 13:48
Bob Muir
Oh come on, game marketers. There have to be limits. It's one of the few things that separates us from the animals. Well, the animals who market.
Semantic Poetry's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 14:05
Semantic Poetry
@Necros

I'm still waiting for the Master Chief branded condoms. Now that's a fight I'd like to finish.
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 14:43
topgeargorilla
@ jim

We say Ass in america.
Asshat
Asscheek
Asshole

learn it, use it, love it.
9to5's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 15:17
9to5
aargh my arse is bleeding!! no, wait... it's just limited edition toilet paper.
Capn Birdseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 15:38
Capn Birdseye
@topgeargorilla

"Ass" is a donkey. It's not Jim's fault if your country is cutting corners with the language again, is it? :)
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 16:29
brad drac
Hrn. I guess I'm the only one who kind of wants this?

->topgear: We in europe do use the word "ass", we just do not believe synonyms are redundant. American english is a heinous tragedy.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2007 16:31
F Whipple
@topgeargorilla

I'm American and prefer to say "arse." It's just more fun to say.



And about the toilet paper....DO WANT!!
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/25/2007 05:07
Burnt Meatloaf
With endorsement deals like this going around, now we know why there's no more heroes.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2007 09:17
Jetsetlemming
It looks like paper towel quality paper. :|
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