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Wipe your arse on No More Heroes with the official toilet paper ... ?
8:09 AM on 11.24.2007, Jim Sterling 21 comments

Wipe your arse on No More Heroes with the official toilet paper ... ? photo
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Yes, you read that right, and yes that is a picture of No More Heroes arse paper you're looking at. One of the more ... unique ... tie-ins around, this was a one-time freebie for a promotional event, so it's going to take some hunting and bartering if you want to track down a roll for yourself. I mean, if you really, really want to.

Usually I'd find this to be pretty weird, but this is for a game from Suda 51, creator of the schizophrenic arthouse laughing living bomb shooter, Killer 7. He's also the guy who wanders around in a lucha libre mask, so somehow this kind of activity seems normal for him.

At any rate, this would fit right in with my Super Mario Galaxy bidet and Dewy's Adventure tampons. 

[With thanks to Jeremy Stroh]


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dyslixec's Avatar
dyslixec at 11/24/2007 08:36
HAHA! Like you said jim this is from the guys of Killer 7 so this just fits in the category of awesome.
Weighted Companion Cube's Avatar
Weighted Companion Cube at 11/24/2007 08:59
Wait, is the guy on the picture actually sitting on the toilet? This is almost amusing.
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The-Excel at 11/24/2007 09:19
Looks like it. The next big controversial game should give out appropriately-themed condoms or something.
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catsithx at 11/24/2007 09:54
Hey babe let get my manhunt 2 condoms on
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 11/24/2007 10:29
So... what exactly do you personally do with the Dewy's Adventure tampons Jim?
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Pepillou2 at 11/24/2007 10:47
Holy shit! DO WANT!
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Topher Cantler at 11/24/2007 10:58
Halo toilet paper. Now there's something I'd use.
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joeisremy at 11/24/2007 12:04
what no spaceballs joke?
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Necros at 11/24/2007 13:48
Oh come on, game marketers. There have to be limits. It's one of the few things that separates us from the animals. Well, the animals who market.
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Semantic Poetry at 11/24/2007 14:05
@Necros

I'm still waiting for the Master Chief branded condoms. Now that's a fight I'd like to finish.
topgeargorilla's Avatar
topgeargorilla at 11/24/2007 14:43
@ jim

We say Ass in america.
Asshat
Asscheek
Asshole

learn it, use it, love it.
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9to5 at 11/24/2007 15:17
aargh my arse is bleeding!! no, wait... it's just limited edition toilet paper.
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Capn Birdseye at 11/24/2007 15:38
@topgeargorilla

"Ass" is a donkey. It's not Jim's fault if your country is cutting corners with the language again, is it? :)
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brad drac at 11/24/2007 16:29
Hrn. I guess I'm the only one who kind of wants this?

->topgear: We in europe do use the word "ass", we just do not believe synonyms are redundant. American english is a heinous tragedy.
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F Whipple at 11/24/2007 16:31
@topgeargorilla

I'm American and prefer to say "arse." It's just more fun to say.



And about the toilet paper....DO WANT!!
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Burnt Meatloaf at 11/25/2007 05:07
With endorsement deals like this going around, now we know why there's no more heroes.
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Jetsetlemming at 12/03/2007 09:17
It looks like paper towel quality paper. :|
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