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As an American, I've grown up in a country known optimistically as a melting pot for the cultures of the entire world, and while my Italian ancestors seem to have agreed with that ideal, I'm not so sure they would appreciate what America has done for my utter lack of enthusiasm for their beloved national game. Watching the above trailer for the latest entry in the Winning Eleven series -- il Metal Gear Solid di calcio -- the only thing going through my head was "Where's David Beckham?" Without my well-groomed, metrosexual deity to take style cues from, soccer becomes as entertaining to me as Cricket would be to an Eskimo -- and I don't think I have to tell you all how much the 'Kimoes despise Cricket.

Then again, I fully expect to be clubbed to death in my sleep tonight by angry Man U fans still sore over Los Angeles' theft of their beloved Coifed Archangel. Those soccer fans don't f$ck around, and at the very least American culture has instilled in me a healthy respect for wanton violence. 








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PKN's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 00:36
PKN
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
harelo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 01:05
harelo
For the record, Beckham came from Real Madrid (A Spanish team) to the LA Galaxy, however you are right, he was a cultural figure over at Man U years before.

And its nice to see that Argentina is well represented in the trailer :D
Igdrasil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 01:11
Igdrasil
You really lacks enthusiasm for their beloved national game. This trailer is pretty OLD.
And Beckham sucks. And Futbol rules!!!

Banj's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 01:22
Banj
I say old boy, hurrah and huzzah on the PES8 scoop! The hooligans and I shall be raising a snifter of Newc'y Brown in your honour this evening down at the old Cock & Fuck. Bravo.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 01:37
Aurain
Pfft, Man Utd fans are a bunch of glory supporters.
nectarine's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 01:59
nectarine
Go West Ham!
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 03:02
SLiFE
The LA Galaxy are gonna play the Vancouver Whitecaps.
Tickets sold out in under a half hour.
*slaps head*

atleast Konami is still making sweet ass footy game.

INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR SOCCER FTW!!11!!1!!ONE!!!
mikeyrab's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 03:09
mikeyrab
fuck man u, go arsenal!
RivaOni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 04:06
RivaOni
meh, Pro Evo stopped being good when they followed EA's example and released the game every fucking year with minimal updates (i.e. lets change how good the defence is for this one, and make sure the squad lists are correct.... for last season!)
PSIq0ut's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 06:06
PSIq0ut
I love pro Evo but Ronaldo looks so broken!
PSIq0ut's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 06:07
PSIq0ut
ALSO

COME ON READING!! Premiership Champions 07/08

mark my words!
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 08:28
Cowboy TTop
I just hope Konami fix the graphics. Last few versions have been a total turn off. Nothing wrong with producing a version per year as sales and the competition from Fifa obviously demand it. I'm still finding Fifa more
accessable though.

Beckham is good but not as much as everyone makes out, but I guess he's a good ambassador for the game.

Go Liverpool, the red army rules.
lowercaseluke's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 09:34
lowercaseluke
What the hell is the blue ball for please?

Also, as long as everyone else is doing it, up the Toon Army
Igdrasil's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 11:15
Igdrasil
If you want guys more info about PES 2008 here is the link:

http://www.winningeleven11.blogspot.com/

Release date: Europe, October 2007
America, December 2007

yay!!
(and FIFA gameplay is still horrendous!)
bipolar beers's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 12:00
bipolar beers
i think renaldino looks shitty too. pro evolution soccer is a good game though but i wish the announcers would scream goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllll!!! they just lack enthusiam which takes away from the game.
LifeOnRepeat's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 13:08
LifeOnRepeat
It's just better to crank up your music and play with your TV on mute...announcers are boring as hell in this game. Hell, even on FIFA, any soccer game. Super Soccer music ftw!!
RivaOni's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 19:19
RivaOni
lol, DanGale, Pro Evo needs a Forest v Leeds League One "former greats" show down :D
bobthecat23's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2007 19:37
bobthecat23
yea cant wair for pro evo and guys BARCA is teh best team eva is gonna win champs league this year and i hope ppl from us can play ppl from europe online
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