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WINNERS!!!Destructoid Contest: Win the new Simpsons game! photo

I apologize for the late announcement on this one, guys -- I've been working on some very special surprises for everyone for December and I completely forgot. Soon enough you'll find out much more about that, but for now, the winners are: 

PACO DG - Jabba Ron

ENYNE - How Many Rons?

Congrats to both of you and thanks everyone for participating!  

The only thing that's better than giving people free video games is dancing to El Mudo in the nude in a McDonald's parking lot, but since the latter's likely to get us arrested, we just do the former as much as possible to make up for it. This time we're giving away two copies of the new Simpsons game from EA, one for 360 and one for the Wii for your analog stick-twiddling pleasure (or Mote-waving, if you will.)

What's the way to win? Well, you know how much we love Photoshop based contests, mostly because we like to laugh at ourselves in the most ridiculous positions the community can imagine us in. The challenge this time is to Photoshop Ron "Look, I drink" Workman, our infamous Community Manager, into a Simpsons screenshot (whether it be from the show or a game) in the most innovative way you can dream up. You have until November 14th to get your image posted. Go! Go! Go!

 


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Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:27
Kryptinite
Uh oh, here comes the whinny folks!!!
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:37
Clockwork
AWW MAN I LIEK, DON'T GOTS PHOTOSHOP! NAW MAN, THIS CONTEST IS BOGUS DOOD! Oh well, I was planning on renting it today anyways.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:40
king3vbo
<rant>
ITS A ME, WHINEY GUY!

Seriously, more photoshop contests? Look, I love photoshops, shooped das woopen is all good as far as Im concerned, except for one thing.
I cant fucking photoshop worth shit.

I have no visual artistic skill or talent. I cant even cut someones head off in MS Paint and stick that on something. Thats how much I fail, also in before FAIL pics.

So as awesome as many community members are at shooping, and as much as I love them, I just wish there was more variety in these contests than picture editing, because I have no chance of winning anything.
</rant>

However, I cant wait to see what sort of fucked up debauchery somebody can shoop Ron into
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:40
Tino
This game is so good, it's worth learning photoshop.
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:47
bloodylip
I demand Workmeng pictures for those of us who don't use myspace.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:48
BluDesign
Ron add me as a MySpace friend so I can access your hawt photos and begin the shoppery.

vbo

It is possible to win with no shooping skills. It's done all the time.

And anyone that bitches about not having photoshop, get GIMP fer fucks sake. It's free.

Or stop lying about not owning it and use that copy you stole from the internet for gawds sake, that's why you downloaded an illegal copy, wasn't it?
Ron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:00
Ron
MSPaint for the win!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:03
Cheeburga
Who the fuck is Ronald Laborman?
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:13
brosef
@King3vbo
Just download paint.net already. It's what I use. It has multi-layering, effects, easy import options, magic wand so you don't have to clip out heads pixel by pixel, rumble feature, and bag of chips.

Do it!
chronicus_prime's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:14
chronicus_prime
LOL@Ron u stole my idea!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:18
Colette Bennett
I realized I didn't include the good part of the picture in an accidental crop. Fixed :)
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:19
Detry
Jeebus, a google image search with safesearch off turns up incest simpsons pics on the first page.
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:22
Johnny Blaze
where do we post the pcis at?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:25
Rockvillian
Ah, you can decline my friend request on Myspace now Ron.

Unless.... you need a friend....
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:26
Colette Bennett
Post all entries in the thread!
jeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:39
jeep
oh now he posts some pics for us to use
Scuba_Bean's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:39
Scuba_Bean
I cheated and didn't use photoshop...
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:45
Samit Sarkar
Why the Sony discrimination, DTOID? I would try my hand at this, but I don’t have a Wii or a 360 — just a PS3 — and so this contest’s prizes are useless to me. Best of luck to everyone else, though.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:50
Rockvillian
Hmm, now it looks like a warped children's show (with questionable guest host!)

full sized'd
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:50
Johnny Blaze


MS paint.. Eff the shopz
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:57
AngelsDontBurn

Lol @ Johnny using the same pic, damnit! I'll go ahead and make another one in that case. Might as well.
egoncalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:02
egoncalo
Here it goes:

BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:24
BluDesign
I look at all these pictures of Ron and I wonder...

Am I going to get raped at MAGfest?
Johnny Blaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:24
Johnny Blaze


SECOND TRY
CarlostheJackal's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:27
CarlostheJackal
I can haz teh 360 copy for the win!!!
veXed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 17:35
veXed
I apologize in advance, but once I saw the pic, I just couldnt resist



<3 workman. No hard feelings buddy? No pun intended. :P
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 18:53
wario67
entry 1 :)

Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 19:56
Zarathustra
Apparently you can win with no shooping skills. As you can see, I have very little, but I figured it's worth a try. I want this game!

SPIDER PIG's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 19:58
SPIDER PIG
boo

i just bought it today
thanks a bunch Colette
Scuba_Bean's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 20:05
Scuba_Bean
Homer seems to come first in my mind whenever I look at Ron's smiling face. :)
PacoDG's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 20:52
PacoDG
I want that game (360 version), here is my first of possibly many entries to win win win:

digweed13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 20:57
digweed13
Here's my entry or one of them at least.

digweed13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 21:16
digweed13
Here's another... (I would like the Nintendo Wii version if I win)

Brocklesocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 21:33
Brocklesocks
Dawn of the Workman?

Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 21:41
Necros
I have to agree with king3vbo, I have no Photoshop talent beyond adding funny captions to images, so it'd be nice to have a little more variety in the contests.
Scuba_Bean's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 21:51
Scuba_Bean
AGAIN!
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 22:22
Kyousuke Nanbu
Non photoshop contests would be nice, give some of us a chance to actually participate.
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 23:30
riomccarthy


Here is my attempt =) I hand drew Ron and colored it in Photoshop and put it in a family picture with the rest of the Simpsons. Enjoy!
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