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Win the sheepy comment game, win this Flock! collectible photo

Capcom just sent me this Flock! box in the mail. What's inside the box? What secrets does it hold? I do not know. Perhaps no one knows. No one except for whomever designed the outside of the box and put the words "COLLECTOR's ART PIECE, NOT A TOY" on the outside, anyway.

Pretty much clueless on what to do with this little piece of swag, I asked Niero what we should do to give it away. He replied as follows:

"How about a sheep-like commenting game?  Here's how it works:  A person creates a comment.  The next person copies that person's comment and adds another phrase.  And so it goes.  The 33rd successful sheep wins.  However!  If a sheep gets out of line and breaks the comment chain, it resets.  The contest ends when 33 sheep get it right."

So, that's what we're doing. I'll start with a statement, then the next commenter takes that statement and adds a word or phrase to it, and so on and so forth until the chain breaks (in which case we start over) or the 33rd link in the sheepy chain is reached (in which case that person gets the Flock! collectible). 

Here is my statement: 

"Sheep are..."

[Note: this phrase has since changed after the chain was initially broken. It has since changed to "She saw..."]

[Note to the note: oh, hell with it. Create your own small phrases once the initial chains get broken.]






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Pyroph's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:31
Pyroph
Sheep are mindless
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:31
eternalplayer2345
sheep are hot like ashley burch.
Fragonard's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:32
Fragonard
Sheep are mindless puffy
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:33
CWal37
Sheep are mindless zombies
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:33
CWal37
Hahaha, fail.
BigKev's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:34
BigKev
Sheep are mindless puffy zombies
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:34
grassr00ts
sheep are mindless assholes
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:34
Necro BABS
Sheep are mindless zombies that eat ashley
elsteveo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:35
elsteveo
Sheep are good for sex in some states
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:35
Guagloves
Sheep are mindless zombies that eat Ashley, turning her into a zombie
fuzycomcuad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:36
fuzycomcuad
Sheep are mindless zombies that eat Ashley, turning her into a zombie to play bonerquest
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:38
Holyetheline
Sheep are mindless puffy zombies that
ArcticFox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:38
ArcticFox
Sheep are mindless puffy zombies who are great to hug
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:38
Darren Nakamura
Sheep are mindless zombies that eat Ashley, turning her into a zombie to play BonerQuest, while fapping.
ThatOtherPerson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:39
ThatOtherPerson
Sheep are mindless zombies that eat Ashley, turning her into a zombie to play bonerquest until they get a red ring of death
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:41
Dead Movie Star
Sheep are mindless zombies that eat Ashley, turning her into a zombie to play bonerquest until they get a red ring of death they send to Microsoft because
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:43
Darren Nakamura
Wow, the comment delay and the fact that there are several people on here simultaneously is going to prevent this from ever finishing. Also, there are people like me who are resetting the counter for no good reason.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:43
Holyetheline
Is it fair to say that this contest is broken?
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:43
Sam Spectre
Wow, the comment delay and the fact that there are several people on here simultaneously is going to prevent this from ever finishing. Also, there are people like me who are resetting the counter for no good reason. Your a cunt.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:44
garison
Sheep are cute when
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:44
RonBurgandy2010
Sheep are mindless zombies that eat Ashley, turning her into a zombie to play bonerquest until they get a red ring of death they send to Microsoft because THAT'S WHAT REDNECKS DO! Also,
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:45
Sam Spectre
Sheep are cute when they play by the rules
TWOBALLSFLOATING's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:47
TWOBALLSFLOATING
Sheep are cute when they play by the rules of the flock
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:47
garison
Sheep are ghey 'cause
TWOBALLSFLOATING's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:49
TWOBALLSFLOATING
sheep are ghey becuase they flufters
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:49
Tron
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:50
Spartacus
Sheep are a great way to cure allergies.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:50
Holyetheline
Sheep are horny
TWOBALLSFLOATING's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:50
TWOBALLSFLOATING
sheep are like a box of chocolates
MarkandChelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:52
MarkandChelle
sheep are like a box of chocolates and no one will ever keep this going 33 times
myaimistrue's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:52
myaimistrue
Sheep are OH WHAT THE FUCK
Rabspat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:53
Rabspat
Sheep are OH WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE EATING MY LEGS
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:54
garison
Sheep are OH WHAT THE FUCK one time,
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:54
Primo
d
xbustacap's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:54
xbustacap
Sheep are OH WHAT THE FUCK you must not nkow who i am
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:55
sleepingagain
Sheep are Joystick readers
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:55
Faith
Sheep are OH WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE EATING MY LEGS AND MY EYEBALLS! GET THEM OFF ME!
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:55
lucashoal
Sheep are OH WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE EATING MY LEGS. No they're not
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:55
CWal37
Sheep are OH WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE EATING MY LEGS THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:57
Sam Spectre
Sheep are ghey 'cause they get their hair cut at Brian Crecente's Hair Palace.
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:58
Anthony Burch
sleepingagain broke the chain, gotta start over from this comment. I'll change the phrase just to make it interesting:

She saw...
Benefactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:58
Benefactor
Sheep are OH WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE EATING MY LEGS THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE WHERE THAT GUY WITH THE SWORD ARM
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:58
Zombutler
NIGHTMAN
BHACKNEY's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:58
BHACKNEY
Sheep are our masters!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 18:59
RonBurgandy2010
She saw MY DICK
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 19:00
Sentry
She saw my dick and started to cry...
Theplanman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 19:00
Theplanman
She saw a thread that is never going to reach its goal. Such is the way of the smartass on the Internet.
fuzycomcuad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 19:00
fuzycomcuad
She saw MY DICK in my mouth
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 19:01
Darren Nakamura
She saw that sheep are...
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/30/2009 19:01
seigfreid
Sheep are OH WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE EATING MY LEGS NO I'M NOT A SHARK IM JEBUS
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