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[Once again, it's me. Be sure to read me this time! Droobies post here is a special occassion, since we want to give some more stuff for the community. There'll be a metric f***ton of stuff coming later in the year too, but here's a chance to grab some PAX swag. THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL DESTRUCTOID CONTEST. If droobies screws the whole thing up and doesn't send you prizes, there's nothing we can do. So please, remember that! -- DMV] 

As some of you may have read, I was a recent contestant at the Treasurebox game show hosted by Chatterbox. Even though I lost miserably, I still came home with a bunch of free crap. So, for letting you all down by my lackluster performance, it only feels right to give this stuff away to the community that I horribly represented in points accumulated, but faithfully represented in jackassery and personality.

Here's the catch: You need to work your magic in MS Paint or whatever the Mac equivalent would be to MS Paint. The more epic lulz you are able to produce, the better the prize pack will be. So work your skills on the photos that are down below in the gallery. 

The first place prize pack includes:
Logitech G5 Laser (PEW PEW PEW) Mouse & Command & Conquer 3 PC DVD

The second place prize pack includes:
Nyko Remote for teh PSTRIPLES!!!1 & .hack//G.U. Vol. 1: Rebirth Special Edition w/ Limited Edition Action Figure

The third place prize pack includes:
Nyko Intercooler Rev. 2 (Black) & Xbox Live Patch & Blank Gamertag Button (PAX schwag)

You gave until September the 5th to enter, winners will be chosen shortly thereafter. Post your entries in the comments section below. "Good luck! You'll need it!" 

The funniest entry per person will be selected. In other words, even if you have 3 hilarious entries, you'll only get rewarded for the funniest one. Offer not valid in blah blah blah blah blah, and Rhode Island.

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mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:46
mid3vol
i can has first comment?
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:47
charliesuh
YOURE A DUMBASS!!! i loled.
Dead247's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:47
Dead247
wheres the ross pic!
J-E-N-O-V-A's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:49
J-E-N-O-V-A
XD Yaay this is gunna be fun
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:51
Topher Cantler
Also generosity.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:54
Joseph Leray
There is a lack of quadruple face bite here.

Also, GG.
Eddy666's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:57
Eddy666
Success?!!
Eddy666's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:58
Eddy666
[img=http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/415/haia8.gif]

how bout now?~!
Eddy666's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:58
Eddy666
FUCKING SHIT FUCK THIS FUCKING CODE SHIT
Eddy666's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 02:59
Eddy666
Last fucking try now wheres my prize?
J-E-N-O-V-A's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 03:12
J-E-N-O-V-A


I think I did it right D:
-Blank-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 03:31
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http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i234/PAKakp/2234154.jpg

^^^ that was shitty as hell small
Eddy666's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 03:32
Eddy666
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masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 04:07
masterledz
You had no idea how I enjoyed coming up with the ideas for these. :D
-Blank-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 04:12
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http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i234/PAKakp/SEXY_BEAST2.jpg

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i234/PAKakp/SEXY_BEAST.jpg

they were too big... so yeah
-Blank-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 04:21
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http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i234/PAKakp/SEXY_BEAST.jpg

[url]http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i234/PAKakp/SEXY_BEAST2.jpg [/url]
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 04:36
mid3vol
these are moar fun to make than anything, but, i'm done, so far i like EDW's teh best
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 05:06
masterledz
I know this isn't one of the pics we could work with, but I did it anyway.

Tristero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 06:47
Tristero
I have no contest entry. I'm sure you're sheer man-love for me would count as cheating somehow anyway. Just stopped by to say hi.

Did I mention you are a generous man to share all your cool shit with the Dtoid world? God bless you.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 10:02
Phist
Eddy, that's the scariest trace over I've ever seen.

Nice work, kids. Gimme some more.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 10:50
king3vbo
damn, thats some funny stuff guys
-Blank-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 13:20
-Blank-
do i get extra points for finding emo waldo twice?





Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 17:50
Niero
WUT
mackisawesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 18:01
mackisawesome
droobies just let me win.
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 18:13
droobies
Niero, glad to see you join the party. Mac, you get nothing without participation. All that bagged milk has gone to your head, not to mention you looking like Jack Torrence when you're drunk.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 18:37
mid3vol
roflmfaowsmomn MIKEY. brilliant. but you didn't you ms paint! don't "take the piss" out of this contest! ;p
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 18:53
WastelandTraveler
I did use mspaint mandi that is all mspaint!
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 19:32
mid3vol
start sucking damnit ;p
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2007 20:46
droobies
OH SHIT! If I had haloes to give, Mandi just won them.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 20:12
kwaselow
I've already entered it in one contest on here, so

I shall make more
keener's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2007 20:15
keener
+1 batman&robin
+1 cockear (the nsfw one)
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