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3. Entry Period: The start and end dates/times of each Contest (the “Entry Period”) will be posted on the applicable Contest site.
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5. Drawing: At the conclusion of the Entry Period, we will select the names of the potential winners in a random drawing of all eligible entries received during each Entry Period. The number of winners to be selected in a specific Contest will be posted on the applicable Contest site. The odds of being selected as a potential winner depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Entry Period. Potential winners will be contacted via email and will be asked to provide their full name, age and mailing address within a specified time period. If a potential winner does not respond within the timeframe stated in the notification email, we may select an alternate potential winner in his/her place at random from all entries received during the Entry Period. Limit one (1) prize per household per Contest.
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What was that one song? Forest song? Stage 4? Something, but that was lauded by the same two showing me the catfish.
And...first?
Skeleton has the best magic move right next to the Grey Knight and the Giraffe is the best to level up fast and to grind with .
Bad blog header URL. Woof woof.
i tried logging out and logging back in but it still didn't work. Any way my entry is for Giraffey, because, well, i mean just look at him!
Gadzooks!
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grrrrrr
What better way to show you magic supremacy then to throw a banana at your friends and enemies. Clearly, The King was a king among men. With his wrinkly, old man face to his long Santa-like beard, we all knew who was going to save the kidnapped princesses. Sure, it's a little weird that he made out with them afterwards but I say blame not our current standards and practices, they lived in a different time as us. Back then people did things differently and who are we to say that the King shouldn't have been rewarded as such for all his hard work.
Fighting alongside our noble hero, the animal orb Bipolar Bear. Cute, sweet and batshit crazy. His whole deal is to just attack anything character, good or bad, that gets knocked down. Hilarious, especially when you have him equipped in a duel against your friends. And look how he smiles at you like he's trying to say, "sure I won't maul your face off... maybe..."
He's the coolest animal orb and his little tongue sticks out. So cute.
And it's pretty cool that a peasant manages to beat the big boss.
As for my favorite animal orb, While Giraffey can drive you through XP levels, I have to side with Rammy. Once again I credit the single player aspect of my experience. When faced with many enemies I often found myself knocked to the ground. As I would be laying there, the enemies soon closed in on my position. Suddenly, in a way described only as Deus Ex Machina, my beloved Rammy would charge into my foes, knocking THEM down, allowing me to rise from the dirt safely
Attack, my flying friend!
The only villain who fought and stole on behalf of love for his friend. The Cyclops. When at first you meet him, he emerges from a bathroom after you defeat the Knight. He cries out in pain for the death of his beloved friend, and takes the princess. He then takes a carriage ride into the distance to his cave. As you venture onwards to battle him, all across the cave walls you find photos of him and the defeated knight, best friends, living their lives happily with eachother. Naturally it can be assumed that Cyclops was the best man at the wedding! As you arrive to face this foe, he lies over the body of his friend, crying in mourning. And when he sees you, he points a finger, with a cry that can only mean one thing - Revenge.
That is why I choose Cyclops.He is not just some villain, he is not evil, he is a true friend, and you took his bff away from him.
Also, the perfect combination is Blue Knight, Behemoth Chicken, and lobster sword. You heard it here first!
"Bad blog header URL. Woof."
And I don't even have a header. Anyway, my favorite character is the Industrialist. I'll change my avatar accordingly if I can get this site to cooperate.