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How are you picking the winners? I feel like it's much easier to get a high score on some versions of Space Invaders than others, as later games tended to have more ways to get points, bonuses, etc.
Or I could be a masochist and try playing the original...
The eagle eyed of you will notice the bandage thats currently holding the end of my finger on, else I would be actually playing said guitar. Not that I'm bitter or anything...
Thats my High score =]
18,691,510 btw
Thats my High score =]
18,691,510 Btw, my cam is crap =[
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give it away, give it away, give it away now!
that's all i have to say to this story
There you go, Majora.
Aw yeah! I have been practicing for my entire life, and now it all really comes together. It is my destiny to be a professional Space Invaders player. I have been chosen by fate!
God, I'm stupid.
It took me 6 hours and 35 minutes of nonstop playing to get my last score. Somehow though, after I changed my underwear and devoured 3 large pizzas, I did better in just a few minutes -- way better!!! I'm a rockstar already! My insane killer bling is from my 100's of won Space Invaders contests.
I... I don't even know what to say about that score. I feel like this can't be happening, like I am too good... Am I sick? Sick like mad crazy maybe!
Swine Flu is targeted to make 16-25 year old males Space Invader superheros CONFIRMED. "Why Swine Flu Definitely Causes People to Be Amazing at Space Invaders." By Jim Sterling.
Link to larger pic
I used the scoreboard to show my love for Destructoid by changing the names and getting different high scores (Sorry if you are a Mrs i didn't know, and Colette wouldn't fit with the 6 letter limit). I'm not very creative so this is the best i could come up with.
What kind of bounding box is that? A cannon shaped like that must make dodging needlessly frustrating.
It did, I almost lost a life around 42,000,000 but luckily I finished my pizza so I was quick to respond.
Also what is a bounding box, did you make that up you silly man?
I played at http://www.spaceinvaders.de and got 18,280
I was even wearing my Video Games Live shirt that has the little guy on it, but I was an idiot and forgot to hold up my Dtoid note on the first two.
Luckily I remembered by the time I took the actual picture of the score.
Hope you get a good laugh out of that :P
Also, this gives me an excuse to post myself wearing a silly hat.
EXCEPT IN THE CASE OF ALIENS...
I GET A LITTLE "TRIGGER HAPPY"! ^_^
AND THEY GET A LITTLE
"D-E-D. DED!"
- Clown (John Leguizamo in movie: "Spawn")
After drinking 27 Red Bulls, and from them obtaining the power to lift a 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bathroom house (I could have, but my manager wouldn't let me), I went to work on my next high score merely an hour after my last entry. Three days later, without ever taking a break, I have a new score.
I have already made enough money that I got the Destructoid helmet put on my grill. They used two new gemstones that cost 17 billion dollars each (plus sales tax in AK, FL, and HI). The red gemstone is "destructeon" and the green is "toideus." Only myself and Michael Winslow own some of these precious stones.
I also bought more jewelry, and acquired a crown made from the bones of baby pterodactyls. The gemstones are kidney stones from the Loch Ness monster. Did you know that the Loch Ness monster's favorite band is Styx? Yes sir, Styx. So... without further adieu, my bling. Oh and the score that will melt everyone's face into a pile of melted-face-juice-liquid-stuff.
Isn't the craftsmanship on the helmet awesome? That's what scores like that get you.
Can I sue if I get banned for being too amazing at Space Invaders? DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, Glocks.
New development. I talked with my talent adviser after my last mind-boggling entry, and he told me I needed to better. "Even better?" I asked...
After drinking 27 Red Bulls, and from them obtaining the power to lift a 3 bedroom 2 1/2 bathroom house (I could have, but my manager wouldn't let me), I went to work on my next high score merely an hour after my last entry. Three days later, without ever taking a break, I have a new score.
I have already made enough money that I got the Destructoid helmet put on my grill. They used two new gemstones that cost 17 billion dollars each (plus sales tax in AK, FL, and HI). The red gemstone is "destructeon" and the green is "toideus." Only myself and Michael Winslow own some of these precious stones.
I also bought more jewelry, and acquired a crown made from the bones of baby pterodactyls. The gemstones are kidney stones from the Loch Ness monster. Did you know that the Loch Ness monster's favorite band is Styx? Yes sir, Styx. So... without further adieu, my bling. Oh and the score that will melt everyone's face into a pile of melted-face-juice-liquid-stuff.
Isn't the craftsmanship on the helmet awesome? That's what scores like that get you.
Can I sue if I get banned for being too amazing at Space Invaders? DISCRIMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, Glocks.
It is!! o_0
Been playing this a lot on trains and will pick it up again soon/now!
dtoidnote held by childhood toy :)
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Check the name at the bottom for the Destructoid part.
I'M JUST SO PROUD...
It took me a handful of tries...
I swear.. it feels like forever trying to beat your old score...
But when I finally BLASTED PAST MY OLD SCORE w/ SHRAPNEL
I was just SMILING AND wearin' alien guts for trophies all day long.
LET'S HOPE IT HITS THE SPOT. Check me out in High Scores.
quoting my previous post:
This game is addicting once you get the hang of it.
It takes more strategy than I initially thought...
My hand trembles a little whenever I lose a life.
I took it PERSONALLY.
Those dang aliens must PAY!!!
That's how fun it is. =D