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Hey, it's me again, back with more free stuff. I know you didn't see that coming! While I choke down my sarcasm, take a look at this bucket of new swag we have to dish out to you guys: 14 virtual copies of the new WiiWare puzzle game Neves Plus, as well as some official tees from Akanai Games.

As you may remember, the original Neves was based off the popular Japanese game Hanayama's Lucky Puzzle. You can check out the gameplay here (and is it just me or does it remind you just a tiny bit of Egyptian Dental Fair?), or you can just ignore all that and get on with the winning the free swag business. I know that's what you're here for!

To win one of these 14 swag packs, let'd do the haiku thing again. The only challenge is that it has to have an Egyptian theme. The contest will run through July 15th and is open to all countries. Please be aware I only have shirts in large and extra large sizes, so you may have to be creative with it if you're skinny! Good luck!


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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:10
Justice
That cat wasn't in the DS game. BUT IT LOOKS SO COOL!
bloodylip's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:15
bloodylip
That cat wasn't in
The DS game. But it looks
So cool. Do I win?
kauza's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:17
kauza
Sphinx once had a nose.
Napoleon blew it off.
What a piece of shit.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:17
Justice
@bloodylip

icwutudidthar!
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:23
Isay Isay
With all apologies to Steve Martin,

Greatest of all, Tut
How did you get so funky?
Perhaps the monkey?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:25
mix
Pyramids are sweet
Tombs for the dead standing tall.
Dark and cold, death wins

I totally suck at this!

I was leaning towards Egypt they have sand but idunno...lol
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:27
de BLOO
All I heard was a
free shirt. And something about Egypt
I can haz shirt nao?
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:27
Ganjookie
Five hundred levels
hanging out with Ra and Seth
twisting and turning

to complete the game
finish the tangram puzzle
and claim victory

play online with friends
make them grovel on knees
as you make them cry

with your tangram skills
the pharaoh you will become
and worshiped like Tut
skull13666's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:34
skull13666
What is with these hats.
Pharoes must have giant heads.
Egypt is too hot.
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:35
smurfee mcgee
you have fourteen packs
give one to smurfee mcgee
pyramids and such
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:38
smurfee mcgee
that cat is quite cute
it would be worshipped by all
in ancient Egypt
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:44
Super Drybones
An Egyptian Puzzler
New game with a cat, that's a
Pussy I'd like to tap
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:45
D Sane
Puzzle Games are fun
Haikus don't make any sense
Egyptologist
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:47
kwaselow
King Tut was a guy
Who was a king or something
I like mashed potatoes
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:48
Monodi
Cleopatra sighs
She got nothing to do now
Puzzle games, she needs
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:56
kwaselow
I just realized my first one went 5-7-6. I fail

Egypt is a place
Filled with lots of Egyptians
Who all eat hummus
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:56
Monodi
From Luxor and Suez
The royal game will arise
Once more just for you
d0nfil0fi0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:57
d0nfil0fi0
No more Yu-Gi-Oh
Cards and dumb rules don't fit me
Who's Ra anyway?
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 13:58
kwaselow
I like tater tots
They have those in Egypt, right?
Now this fits the theme!
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:01
Sentry
Anubis, my lord,
Someone said you banged Isis,
That really go down?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:02
Monodi
Osiris and Ra
Were fighting as they used to
but then, HADOKEN
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:03
Sentry
Pyramids were built,
Or so they'd have us believe,
By alien hand.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:06
Sentry
Remember Stargate?
Man, that movie was awesome,
Snickers anyone?
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:07
Sentry
(Kwaselow - You could amend it to: "I like mashed taters")
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:08
Monodi
Horus joined the fight
And Set appeared to kick butts
Both were banned for hax
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:09
kwaselow
I'm a Jewish man
Egypt enslaved my people
Reparations please!
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:11
Knives
It has pyramids
cats and sand. It is egypt.
Not chickenpizza
illaphilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:13
illaphilla
All the kids in the
marketplace say Ay oh whey
oh ay oh whey oh
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:15
Monodi
Egypt loves their cats
for that I theorize this:
4Chan was made there
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:19
Qraze
i just want the shirt
fuck egyptian wall murals
the aztecs were better.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:22
Jesus H Christ
King Tut of Egypt
He is my favorite honkey
Do the funky Tut
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:23
kwaselow
American site
has Japanese poetry
with Egyptian theme

The Bangles were hot
When they wrote that decent song
Which involved Egypt
SiK99's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:27
SiK99
Would Egypt love the
Keyboard Cat if he played “Walk
Like an Egyptian”?
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:30
Dexter345
Triangles abound
Is this the new NEVES Plus?
No, they're pyramids
kauza's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:36
kauza
Someone once told me
Denial's not just a river
I shit on his chest.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:38
Isay Isay
Geraldo Beedog
JOURNALISM? Dentistry?
What fate will you choose?
cinsoccer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:41
cinsoccer
Build Hieroglyphs
One piece at a time, for this
You will be honored.
Video Cognito's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:42
Video Cognito
Brendan James Fraser
And Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson fought
In Mummy Returns.
Isay Isay's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 14:46
Isay Isay
Bird, Bird, Giant Eye
Cat Head, Guy Doing This, Snake.
Okay read that back
Ratzaroony's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:00
Ratzaroony
Walking to the tomb
Horus' eye watching me
What a strange feeling...
kauza's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:04
kauza


Dressed like Egyptian.
Wait, where the fuck are her arms?
Ahh, kill it with fire.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:06
Dead Movie Star
Woah, check out dis cat!
It doesn't look Egyptian,
but damn is it cute.

Pyramids look sharp.
Their form reminds me of cats.
That cat is damn cute.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:07
Holyetheline
A plague comes over
Pharaoh under Egypt sky
Everybody dies
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:19
Batthink
Four player puzzles?
This makes my ankh vibrate much.
Extreme joy-gasm.
Scientist tz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:26
Scientist tz
Jet black crypt calls me
I enter. Air Conditioned.
fuck. I'm in Vegas
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:28
CWal37
Mysterious shapes
The pyramids of Egypt
Could be garbage blocks

Pandemonium
New Pharaoh is then christened
Thus Tranquility

Oh, Just my package
Ra delivered it, I signed
Pharaoh pick-up line
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:28
Das Inchworm
Long pointy beard thing
Mummies like in Scooby-Doo
That's all Egypt had
invader alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:30
invader alex
Egypt, Egypt sucks
because it rips off kraftwerk's
Tour De France so much
invader alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 15:32
invader alex
Egypt, Egypt sucks
because it rips off kraftwerk's
Tour De France so much
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2009 16:39
Justice
Oh snap, a mummy!
Thank goodness you're just in time,
Toilet paper, please!
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