Are you an impoverished mammal still lacking a PlayStation 3?  Want an uber high-def copy of Casino Royale? Do you enjoy punching and shooting guys in the face five times in a row to see if the chain reaction of pain was greater than the last time you did it?  If your answers to all of these ridiculous questions were drooling nods of acknowledgment, have I got a contest and game for you! 

How to win it (and crush everyone's dreams)

Bond: Top Agent is a mobile game where you can issue five attack moves before a fight sequence to try to disable the bad guy as he counter attacks.  You can play it right now on this Java Emulator from your web browser for free (link updated!) for the purposes of this contest.  No purchase necessary, yadda yadda. We're limiting the contest entries to the emulator, actually, because I'm lazy and there is a high probability that you are as well. But I digress...

The first enemy in the game is a total pushover, allowing you to cripple him with a combo. I'm looking for the best possible combo to take him down -- all you have to do is figure it out and email me the five moves you issued to take him down.  Send a text description (5 moves) and/or screenshot of your best combo to 007@destructoid.com by June 1st to win the PS3 console and Casino Royale.  Sony is going to pass us a cheat sheet to check your answers against to make sure we're able to choose the winner correctly.

Eligibility and annoyance frequency 

US and Canadian residents only (sorry!). You can enter the contest once a day.  That's five moves a day, not one email with 500 combos in it. Don't make me roll under a barrel, slap you with a spatula, shoot you in the face, curbstomp your grandmother and shove a sea urchin under your eyelid. Be cool. The last day to send your entries in is June 1st at 11:59 PM EST.  That gives us seven days to go through all the entries: The winner of the contest will be announced on Destructoid on June 7th, so you have about 30 chances to win if you enter daily.

Tiebreakers by comments

Since email timestamps are unreliable and subject to debate, we're doing timebreakers in the form of comments. In the event that there are two equal top combos submitted, we will pick the winner that posted a random comment below first. So sound off once! Say anything!  Quote Bond if you know a good one.

For more info on the mobile game, check out the official web site.

Good luck, everyone! Pussy Galore!