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Win a PlayStation 3 and Casino Royale on Blu-Ray by playing Bond: Top Agent photo

Are you an impoverished mammal still lacking a PlayStation 3?  Want an uber high-def copy of Casino Royale? Do you enjoy punching and shooting guys in the face five times in a row to see if the chain reaction of pain was greater than the last time you did it?  If your answers to all of these ridiculous questions were drooling nods of acknowledgment, have I got a contest and game for you! 

How to win it (and crush everyone's dreams)

Bond: Top Agent is a mobile game where you can issue five attack moves before a fight sequence to try to disable the bad guy as he counter attacks.  You can play it right now on this Java Emulator from your web browser for free (link updated!) for the purposes of this contest.  No purchase necessary, yadda yadda. We're limiting the contest entries to the emulator, actually, because I'm lazy and there is a high probability that you are as well. But I digress...

The first enemy in the game is a total pushover, allowing you to cripple him with a combo. I'm looking for the best possible combo to take him down -- all you have to do is figure it out and email me the five moves you issued to take him down.  Send a text description (5 moves) and/or screenshot of your best combo to 007@destructoid.com by June 1st to win the PS3 console and Casino Royale.  Sony is going to pass us a cheat sheet to check your answers against to make sure we're able to choose the winner correctly.

Eligibility and annoyance frequency 

US and Canadian residents only (sorry!). You can enter the contest once a day.  That's five moves a day, not one email with 500 combos in it. Don't make me roll under a barrel, slap you with a spatula, shoot you in the face, curbstomp your grandmother and shove a sea urchin under your eyelid. Be cool. The last day to send your entries in is June 1st at 11:59 PM EST.  That gives us seven days to go through all the entries: The winner of the contest will be announced on Destructoid on June 7th, so you have about 30 chances to win if you enter daily.

Tiebreakers by comments

Since email timestamps are unreliable and subject to debate, we're doing timebreakers in the form of comments. In the event that there are two equal top combos submitted, we will pick the winner that posted a random comment below first. So sound off once! Say anything!  Quote Bond if you know a good one.

For more info on the mobile game, check out the official web site.

Good luck, everyone! Pussy Galore!

 

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Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:14
Excel-2011
Seems too complicated for my tastes. Maybe next time.
brucie97's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:14
brucie97
Let the games begin.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:18
Electro Lemon
I'm so fucking down.
Qalamari's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:18
Qalamari
C-c-c-c-c-combos?
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:18
HarassmentPanda
Man, I hope those 2 dudes don't beat me in a tie breaker.
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:18
GoS-CPT-Stewart
Bring it.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:19
Excel-2011
I don't quite understand the timebreaker system. Doesn't that give the people who made the first posts a guaranteed win if they come up with the answer at all?
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:19
HarassmentPanda
Crap, more than 2.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:19
Das Inchworm
im down for anything. AYYYYY
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:19
Wedge
OK... guess I have to try the game to get it...
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:21
Coonskin05
random comment GET!
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:21
kaciesaurus
awesome contest
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:22
cbre88x
Random Comment
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:22
Druid 01
uhg
HighVoltage's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:23
HighVoltage
Random
Lukich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:23
Lukich
*sound off once
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:24
Aaron Mxy Yost
You've got the weird text formatting thing happening again. Also, random comment.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:25
Niero
@ The-Excel: \It doesn't mean the first people to comment will figure out the best combo, but the tie breaker does favor you regulars. Don't think I'm getting all soft now, though :)
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:25
ZombiePlatypus
I've got to give it a shot, eh?
Jim Heine's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:25
Jim Heine
Now, you're sure I can play it for free at that link? Ain't no game anywhere in that link, I even downloaded the zip file.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:26
Electro Lemon
Wuh- I can't find the download link! NOOOOO
H20polo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:27
H20polo
i'll try it out, sounds interesting...
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:27
Reeper
I did the same as Redface :(


Amidoinitrite?
NoLaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:27
NoLaw
sounds interesting at least
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:27
Clockwork
Very very weird contest. But I still lack a PS3 so I'm going to go for it.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:28
Wedge
Yeah I don't see anything to play the game there.
LionheartAce's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:28
LionheartAce
Hurr. Pussy Galore indeed.
grud315's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:28
grud315
Like the contest. Am a huge James Bond fan. Could be interesting.

And I def want that PS3.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:29
Dr Milkdad
Beefy Fish Horse
GoS-CPT-Stewart's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:30
GoS-CPT-Stewart
Yeah uh... where's the game?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:30
MechaMonkey
Random comment. I only have to beat everyone above me.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:33
Clockwork
Guys, where the hell do you download it?
Big Z's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:35
Big Z
Do you expect me to post a random comment, Mr. Robot Overlord?
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:37
ZombiePlatypus
Yeah, I posted a comment right away just to get as far ahead as possible, then clicked the link to play the game, and I ain't finding it anywhere in there...
Reeper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:41
Reeper
I feel like I've been offered a twinkie, but it was hidden. :|
Phoenix0783's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:42
Phoenix0783
commented randomly
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:43
Pangloss
I'll play your game, you rogue.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:43
Niero
Sorry, it's late :) The URL is fixed now. Or click this:

THE EMULATOR THING!
Jakysan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:51
Jakysan
No, Mr Bond I esxpect you to die!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:54
mix
I choose pikachu!
Jim Heine's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:54
Jim Heine
Okay, so *now* what? Fight random enemy? Start Story?
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:55
DinnertimeNinja
I'm still not understanding this timestamp thing...

The contest is obviously not based on time AT ALL or you couldn't have near 30 entries.

As I understand it, it seems that all of the people that find the best combo will be dropped in a hat (for the number of days they send the entry in) and a name will be drawn.

I don't understand how this could be done otherwise. Please explain.
elpoopacabra's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:56
elpoopacabra
balls!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2008 23:57
mix
So do we just choose the regular single player mode then....
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 00:00
tsunamikitsune
NIERO IS A RANK WHORE

He's just trying to up his rank guys! Don't fall for it!

Also, random comment.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 00:04
cjpkiller
I'm just going to comment for the hell of it, I don't actually plan on entering.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 00:06
Shin Oni
eh i'll try. I need to secure myself a PSTriple for MGS4 and Blu Ray.

good lucks all. (and me.)
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 00:07
mix
after playing the flash game and finding out that there seems to be really no pattern in the enemies attacks (6 battles all different), I give up.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 00:15
Niero
DinnertimeNinja - The reason to enter multiple times is to put in your best possible combo daily if you're unsure you can do better or have the right answer -- you can get a shot in for the day.

To be clear: there's no draw from a hat; it's first best. In the event that nobody figures out the ideal combo, we then have to look at next best too. If we get two emails at the exact same time with the exact same solution we need some sort of method to pick. I get roughly 1300 emails a day: this happens :(
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