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Win a PlayStation 3 and Casino Royale on Blu-Ray by playing Bond: Top Agent


Niero \\ 05.06.2008	143 comments

Are you an impoverished mammal still lacking a PlayStation 3? Want an uber high-def copy of Casino Royale? Do you enjoy punching and shooting guys in the face five times in a row to see if the chain reaction of pain was greater than the last time you did it? If your answers to all of these ridiculous questions were drooling nods of acknowledgment, have I got a contest and game for you!

How to win it (and crush everyone's dreams)

Bond: Top Agent is a mobile game where you can issue five attack moves before a fight sequence to try to disable the bad guy as he counter attacks. You can play it right now on this Java Emulator from your web browser for free (link updated!) for the purposes of this contest. No purchase necessary, yadda yadda. We're limiting the contest entries to the emulator, actually, because I'm lazy and there is a high probability that you are as well. But I digress...

The first enemy in the game is a total pushover, allowing you to cripple him with a combo. I'm looking for the best possible combo to take him down -- all you have to do is figure it out and email me the five moves you issued to take him down. Send a text description (5 moves) and/or screenshot of your best combo to 007@destructoid.com by June 1st to win the PS3 console and Casino Royale. Sony is going to pass us a cheat sheet to check your answers against to make sure we're able to choose the winner correctly.

Eligibility and annoyance frequency

US and Canadian residents only (sorry!). You can enter the contest once a day. That's five moves a day, not one email with 500 combos in it. Don't make me roll under a barrel, slap you with a spatula, shoot you in the face, curbstomp your grandmother and shove a sea urchin under your eyelid. Be cool. The last day to send your entries in is June 1st at 11:59 PM EST. That gives us seven days to go through all the entries: The winner of the contest will be announced on Destructoid on June 7th, so you have about 30 chances to win if you enter daily.

Tiebreakers by comments

Since email timestamps are unreliable and subject to debate, we're doing timebreakers in the form of comments. In the event that there are two equal top combos submitted, we will pick the winner that posted a random comment below first. So sound off once! Say anything! Quote Bond if you know a good one.

For more info on the mobile game, check out the official web site.

Good luck, everyone! Pussy Galore!

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The-Excel says:
05/06/2008 23:14

Seems too complicated for my tastes. Maybe next time.

brucie97 says:
05/06/2008 23:14

Let the games begin.

Gynecologist Cobra says:
05/06/2008 23:18

I'm so fucking down.

Qalamari says:
05/06/2008 23:18

C-c-c-c-c-combos?

HarassmentPanda says:
05/06/2008 23:18

Man, I hope those 2 dudes don't beat me in a tie breaker.

GoS-CPT-Stewart says:
05/06/2008 23:18

Bring it.

The-Excel says:
05/06/2008 23:19

I don't quite understand the timebreaker system. Doesn't that give the people who made the first posts a guaranteed win if they come up with the answer at all?

HarassmentPanda says:
05/06/2008 23:19

Crap, more than 2.

Das Inchworm says:
05/06/2008 23:19

im down for anything. AYYYYY

Wedge says:
05/06/2008 23:19

OK... guess I have to try the game to get it...

Reaprar says:
05/06/2008 23:19

Oh god damn it, I already downloaded it until I saw that it was US only, fuck you guiz, what the hell? ):

coonskin05 says:
05/06/2008 23:21

random comment GET!

kacie360 says:
05/06/2008 23:21

awesome contest

cbre88x says:
05/06/2008 23:22

Random Comment

Druid_01 says:
05/06/2008 23:22

uhg

HighVoltage says:
05/06/2008 23:23

Random

Lukich says:
05/06/2008 23:23

*sound off once

Mxyzptlk says:
05/06/2008 23:24

You've got the weird text formatting thing happening again. Also, random comment.

Niero says:
05/06/2008 23:25

@ The-Excel: \It doesn't mean the first people to comment will figure out the best combo, but the tie breaker does favor you regulars. Don't think I'm getting all soft now, though :)

ZombiePlatypus says:
05/06/2008 23:25

I've got to give it a shot, eh?

Redface says:
05/06/2008 23:25

Now, you're sure I can play it for free at that link? Ain't no game anywhere in that link, I even downloaded the zip file.

Gynecologist Cobra says:
05/06/2008 23:26

Wuh- I can't find the download link! NOOOOO

H20polo says:
05/06/2008 23:27

i'll try it out, sounds interesting...

Reeper says:
05/06/2008 23:27

I did the same as Redface :(

Amidoinitrite?

NoLaw says:
05/06/2008 23:27

sounds interesting at least

Clockwork says:
05/06/2008 23:27

Very very weird contest. But I still lack a PS3 so I'm going to go for it.

Wedge says:
05/06/2008 23:28

Yeah I don't see anything to play the game there.

LionheartAce says:
05/06/2008 23:28

Hurr. Pussy Galore indeed.

grud315 says:
05/06/2008 23:28

Like the contest. Am a huge James Bond fan. Could be interesting.

And I def want that PS3.

Dr Milkdad says:
05/06/2008 23:29

Beefy Fish Horse

GoS-CPT-Stewart says:
05/06/2008 23:30

Yeah uh... where's the game?

MechaMonkey says:
05/06/2008 23:30

Random comment. I only have to beat everyone above me.

Clockwork says:
05/06/2008 23:33

Guys, where the hell do you download it?

PraiseChaos says:
05/06/2008 23:33

Yay.

Big Z says:
05/06/2008 23:35

Do you expect me to post a random comment, Mr. Robot Overlord?

ZombiePlatypus says:
05/06/2008 23:37

Yeah, I posted a comment right away just to get as far ahead as possible, then clicked the link to play the game, and I ain't finding it anywhere in there...

Reeper says:
05/06/2008 23:41

I feel like I've been offered a twinkie, but it was hidden. :|

Phoenix0783 says:
05/06/2008 23:42

commented randomly

Pangloss says:
05/06/2008 23:43

I'll play your game, you rogue.

Niero says:
05/06/2008 23:43

Sorry, it's late :) The URL is fixed now. Or click this:

THE EMULATOR THING!

Jakysan says:
05/06/2008 23:51

No, Mr Bond I esxpect you to die!

mix says:
05/06/2008 23:54

I choose pikachu!

Redface says:
05/06/2008 23:54

Okay, so *now* what? Fight random enemy? Start Story?

DinnertimeNinja says:
05/06/2008 23:55

I'm still not understanding this timestamp thing...

The contest is obviously not based on time AT ALL or you couldn't have near 30 entries.

As I understand it, it seems that all of the people that find the best combo will be dropped in a hat (for the number of days they send the entry in) and a name will be drawn.

I don't understand how this could be done otherwise. Please explain.

elpoopacabra says:
05/06/2008 23:56

balls!

mix says:
05/06/2008 23:57

So do we just choose the regular single player mode then....

tsunamikitsune says:
05/07/2008 00:00

NIERO IS A RANK WHORE

He's just trying to up his rank guys! Don't fall for it!

Also, random comment.

cjpkiller says:
05/07/2008 00:04

I'm just going to comment for the hell of it, I don't actually plan on entering.

Shin Oni says:
05/07/2008 00:06

eh i'll try. I need to secure myself a PSTriple for MGS4 and Blu Ray.

good lucks all. (and me.)

mix says:
05/07/2008 00:07

after playing the flash game and finding out that there seems to be really no pattern in the enemies attacks (6 battles all different), I give up.

Niero says:
05/07/2008 00:15

DinnertimeNinja - The reason to enter multiple times is to put in your best possible combo daily if you're unsure you can do better or have the right answer -- you can get a shot in for the day.

To be clear: there's no draw from a hat; it's first best. In the event that nobody figures out the ideal combo, we then have to look at next best too. If we get two emails at the exact same time with the exact same solution we need some sort of method to pick. I get roughly 1300 emails a day: this happens :(

angusm says:
05/07/2008 00:16

Hm, a PS3 is tempting... but I am so very lazy.

MEDCO says:
05/07/2008 00:19

"only" 30 tries sounds like alot 2 me

Ianki says:
05/07/2008 00:19

Is this a combo that always works, because i had one that obliterated him in three moves the first time, and got me killed the second time. How can one combo always be effective if he keeps changing his game plan on me.

mistic says:
05/07/2008 00:20

damn living in Europe sucks...

Niero says:
05/07/2008 00:23

@lanki - there's one best possible outcome; not sure if you can get it on every turn against the first player though. I will check with the sponsor on that

MechaMonkey says:
05/07/2008 00:27

So submitting the same combo twice will not increase our chances of winning, even if it's the correct one? I'm a little confused by the wording of the whole thing.

Wedge says:
05/07/2008 00:31

Yeah the moves seem % based or something, so I'm not sure how there is a "perfect" outcome. We'll see though I guess.

Drksan says:
05/07/2008 00:37

Oh good now I have to beat out 60+ other people.

Dr Spaceman says:
05/07/2008 00:39

nipple clips

bluexy says:
05/07/2008 00:39

I've got bacon in my pants and it's burning for a playstation 3.

Drksan says:
05/07/2008 00:42

Which ps3 is it?

Sharpless says:
05/07/2008 00:44

Um, the game says I have a 5 minute limit before the trial expires. What. The. Heck. I can't handle pressure like that, especially when I barely know what I'm doing.

Also, random comment.

Gynecologist Cobra says:
05/07/2008 00:46

Fuuuuck.

Its random. If I put in the same combination twice, there are two different outcomes. I feel like just putting it on my phone and playing it tomorrow.

Sharpless says:
05/07/2008 00:51

Also, do we have to beat the guy totally? If we win without killing him, is that ok?

@Cobra
It doesn't seem random to me. The same thing happens with the same combo every time.

ajaxender says:
05/07/2008 00:53

WHAT? US AND CANADA ONLY? I thought you were cool dtoid.

(Waits for 'dtoid still cool, dtoid still cool!' and opening contest to nz...)

DrkAdonis says:
05/07/2008 00:55

Red 5, standing by.

pedrovay2003 says:
05/07/2008 00:56

Okay, I THINK I know what I'm doing with this game... I sent you the move list for my own character and the enemy, just to be sure.

Gynecologist Cobra says:
05/07/2008 00:59

@Sharpless:

Nope. I just tried it again. I even recorded the same combo. Different things happened each time.

dyslixec says:
05/07/2008 01:12

I like turtles

Jetsetlemming says:
05/07/2008 01:12

Sounds annoying, ugh mobile game.

I guess I'll try though.

Kapkomi says:
05/07/2008 01:14

I tried it.

Personally, I'd rather blow my $500+ dollars then play that game again.

Polish Hill says:
05/07/2008 01:14

Ham...I lose

Woverine says:
05/07/2008 01:21

I don't get it? most of my moves all end up with misses.. also, what exactly do we submit? there is no final score type thing? ANNND as others have said already.. it seems to be random.. I just did two diff run throughs picking just the first punch power and i won the first time and lost the second (because the computer did different moves) ... ::confused::

The Bez says:
05/07/2008 01:22

random comment GET!

AngelsDontBurn says:
05/07/2008 01:34

Lol @ The-Excel

CaptainBlue says:
05/07/2008 01:55

Doody...

JJ Rage says:
05/07/2008 02:00

This game blows hard.

Maserati says:
05/07/2008 02:11

My hovercraft is full of eels.

myck says:
05/07/2008 02:16

"Run along now dear, man talk."

nexium says:
05/07/2008 02:25

"shaken not stirred"

A New Challenger says:
05/07/2008 03:08

Penis.

Knives says:
05/07/2008 04:09

Yay, I'm not eligible to win :P

Scape says:
05/07/2008 04:50

Random comment below.

Brandon2520 says:
05/07/2008 06:01

Too bad the game is so lame. :( Can't we just have a real battle royale for the ps3?

mabman says:
05/07/2008 06:14

hard contest is hard \_( o_o)_/

Dead Movie Star says:
05/07/2008 06:17

It's over now, the bitch is dead.

/quote

Kryptinite says:
05/07/2008 06:17

Man this contest is way to involved. I'll let someone else win the PS3 :)

Bellerephon says:
05/07/2008 07:03

The manatee has eaten my parabola.

Conrad Zimmerman says:
05/07/2008 07:10

Hmmm... so I just have to worry about the 90 people above me when I figure this out, eh?

bigRed says:
05/07/2008 07:28

I have to worry about 91..... boooooo

Jonathan Kerr says:
05/07/2008 07:32

I am all over this.

Aertyr says:
05/07/2008 07:34

Attack with:
1)Suave good looks.
2)Pistol Whip
3)Kidnap his family
4)Roundhouse kick him in the face
5)Sonic's Final Smash

Insta Kill. I can has PS3 now?

johnsmith says:
05/07/2008 08:03

I'll give it a go.

wardrox says:
05/07/2008 08:15

Fucking Racists. Good job all of us in the UK already have PS3s.

snotrocket says:
05/07/2008 08:23

I like turtles.

Cowzilla3 says:
05/07/2008 08:29

Late, late, late.

realyst says:
05/07/2008 08:31

Either make me the winner or I shall remove all breathable atmosphere from your dwelling.

....Or tell your British dentist about your 'North America only' clause(I heard he bought a Dremel the other day).

Don't tempt me O_o