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Yep, that’s right folks; we have even more gaming stuff to give away. Who knew that summer was the season of contests here at Destructoid?

This latest contest is brought to us by the folks over at THQ and New Media Strategies who are celebrating the PC role-playing game Legend: Hand of God's imminent  stateside release. The prizes up for grabs are as follows.

  • One lucky winner will nab a copy of Legend: Hand of God and a Logitech G9 laser mouse.
  • Four other not-quite-as-lucky winners will receive a copy of Legend: Hand of God.


“But Justin, how do I become one of these lucky or not-quite-as-lucky winners?” you may be asking.  Well, since there have been several photography and blogging based contests recently I’m going to make this one easy for all the lazy busy community members out there.

Just leave a comment stating what you would do with an incredibly powerful artifact (like the Hand of God sought after by main character Targon to rid the world of invading demons) that would allow you to alter reality in any one way, but would only function once. Would you make yourself incredibly wealthy, cause orange jell-o to fall from the sky instead of rain, or become Chad Concelmo’s new best friend (which would be a total waste, as everyone is Chad’s best friend)? I don’t need a short story; a single sentence will do fine.

This contest will run until 12 pm on August 1 (this Friday) at which time I will randomly select the five winners, possibly with my large bag of multi-sided dice. And yes, this contest is open to all site members despite country of residence. Hit the jump for Legend’s required system specs if you want to be sure that your aging computer can run it.

Legend: Hand of God system requirements:
Windows XP/Vista
Pentium 4 2.0 GHz processor
1GB RAM
5 GB Hard Drive space
nVidia Geforce 6600/ATI Radeon X1650 with 256 MB Video RAM
DirectX compatible sound card
DVD-ROM drive





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Fishstick's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:41
Fishstick
I'd use the Hand of God to become the King of Limbo.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:42
king3vbo
I would make Hamza sit in a room and experience DONKEY TIME for all eternity

I'm just that sick
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:42
galagabug
i'd sit on the hand of god until it went numb, then pretend it was someone else's hand. good times.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:43
pendelton21
I would eradicate the very idea of Scientology from the Earth.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:43
The Bez
I would make myself incredibly wealthy, or go make destructoid before Niero did so everyone could have been enjoying this site fr even longer :P
Larc Night's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:45
Larc Night
I would make it so that I had total control over the levels of probability, making it so I could do anything I wanted whenever I wanted.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:45
Wedge
I'd swap it's word order to make it the God Hand, thus giving me an epic pimp slap.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:46
Dead Movie Star
I'd return the hand to God. The reward would probably surpass what ever the hand could do alone.

Or

USE IT 2 FAP
commish's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:47
commish
I'd use it to win this contest
mabman's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:47
mabman
I would defend the pass of Thermopylae with 300 of my brethren soldiers as well as with my G9 Laser Mouse and copy of the PC role playing game, "Hand of God." I would then take 2 of my best soldiers, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris, and jump off their backs(from the phalanx of course) in order to spear Xerxes with a Spartan baby, cause no other death would be sufficient. Would then proceed to punch every Persian baby till they became the consistency of skittles, as well as drink their tears. and one lucky child will be thrown into the sun for good measure. MADNESS?! THIS IS DESTRUCTOID!!!!!!
Josh Tolentino's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:48
Josh Tolentino
I would place the Hand of God in a bowl of warm water as it slept in the night, triggering an epic flood of vile fluid that would wash the earth clean of all sin.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:50
Cataract
Well, what I would do is quite simple, really. I would use the Hand of God to swim far into the ocean and bring up a large volcano, with this volcano in place in the middle of the ocean, I would simply throw things into it. Not for any reason, really, just to throw things into a volcano. That, and to give a place for Reverend Anthony and Chad to fight.
Lewis Bell's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:50
Lewis Bell
I would use the hand of god to bring back Firefly.
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:50
Lightthrower
I would get a cake to prove that it is not a lie.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:52
mix
I would use this hand of god to make myself become SuperMan (but immortal) then, after the hand was used I would use it to hold various papers on my desk or to serve drinks at parties as it would be something hilarious that no one would expect.

"Here's you mai tai Tom"

"Thanks Mike I always..WHOA THERE A FUCKING HAND ON MY DRINK!!"

The whole crowd roars up "LOL, man that Mike does that EVERYTIME and it's funnier each time!"

Life would be good.
OhNoItsJihadJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:52
OhNoItsJihadJoe
I'd use said hand to become best friends with all the ladies.....if you get my drift....
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:53
king3vbo
WEDGE WINS
bbrigg1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:53
bbrigg1
I would use it to construct a room entirely lined with perfect sets of boobs that won't bruise or bleed. this would be my bed.
bluezbreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:53
bluezbreak
I would use the hand of god to high-five Satan.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:56
Demtor
I'd run through grassy fields, punching cows and laughing as they exploded in to meaty gobs of beefy goodness.
AKK's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:56
AKK
I'd use my Hand of God to give the rights to the God Hand franchise back into the snuggly comfort of Platinum Games' awesome.

And then make them make a sequel.
WormFOODx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:57
WormFOODx
Simply enough, I would use the Hand of God to force game developers to stop releasing crappy bug filled games. Then I would watch EA's stock fall.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:57
RonBurgandy2010
I would use the Hand of God to somehow convince Nintendo to start focusing on us core gamers. Because at this point, it's gonna take a miracle.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:58
Kryptinite
I'd run like 4 miles to work up a sweat and eats lots of beans and stuff. Then I would use the hand to shove down the backside of my shorts right after I sharted and shake someone's hand with it.
micro44's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 15:59
micro44
I would use the Hand Of God to make Will Wright my own personal Sim. I would re-arrange his furniture, get him a pet, and all kinds of other stuff.
Halidar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:00
Halidar
I would put the days back to being 36 hours like it was before Sarda the Sage changed it to 24 to make everyone "stop lollygaging"
>= P
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:00
Aaron Mxy Yost
I would use it to summon a really kick ass bacon cheeseburger. I skipped lunch.
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:03
taterchimp
I would use it to get two hands of god. Later rinse repeat...and maybe a ferarri! Vroom!
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:04
riomccarthy
I would use it to bring upon me an entire pod of dolphins to whisk me away from my current place, so Chad and I can have a magical ocean side wedding on dolphin back. Then doves would fly around blessing us with rose petals and fairy dust and.. a shower of retro games! :P Hey, it's just a fantasy.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:04
MrSadistic
I would use it to summon me the complete series of Sister, Sister on DVD.
Woverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:08
Woverine
use it to have the power to grant myself my own wishes no limit fo sho.
oO z3p Oo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:08
oO z3p Oo
Make a sexy disco, that's what.
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:09
D Sane
I would use it to buy myself a computer that's capable of playing Legend: Hand of God.
bruceleethree's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:14
bruceleethree
I would use the Hand of God to teleport myself to the moment in time where Andrew Ryan was getting his face pounded by a golf club by millions of players and give him the sword so he can legitimately defend his face and also making that game moment more exciting.
Uziwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:15
Uziwood
I would use it bitch slap everyone that annoys me until it evolves into Bitch-Slap-God-Hand+1
Drakonikarma's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:15
Drakonikarma
I'd probably use it to finally make Destructoid a goddamn Wikipedia page, god knows it deserves one.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:19
EternalDeathSlayer
I'd use the Hand of God to destroy all fanboys, and then slap the mother's who birthed them.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:22
Vlambo
I'd use it to go back in time and make Miyamoto not interested in games, and see what gaming be like now. That, or tell Britan and France to not give into Hitler
Oo Marcus oO's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:22
Oo Marcus oO
I would touch my self with the Hand Of God.
toastmatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:23
toastmatt
i'd use the hand of god to bake delicious cookies

COOKIES THAT MAKE ME BREATHE FIRE
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:24
whormongr
easy- I would put it on ebay.
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:24
Primo
I would use the Hand of God to play Wii Music.
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:27
Blind assassin
I'm the only person that would get absurd telekinetic powers and just dominate the universe? Seriously?

Well, yeah. I'd do that.
thisissami's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:29
thisissami
i would use it to fly! and to build a faster-than-light engine
killias2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:32
killias2
Mine? Cashwh0re.com replaces Gamespot.
angusm's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:32
angusm
Give Grashopper Manufacture (the No More Heroes guys) an unlimited budget and tell 'em to make more awesome. Specifically more awesome for the Wii, y'know cause Nintendo certainly won't.
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:33
Gamechamp
I would give myself permanent access to an infinite supply of cash to use whenever I so desire, accessed in such a way that nobody else could ever discover my large sum of infinite cash and possibly punch me in the face for it. Also on the special condition that it wouldn't end up killing the economy or land me in jail for counterfeits. That would suck.
Simmons 2pt0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:39
Simmons 2pt0
I would bitch slap Paris Hilton and that dumb dog of hers.
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:40
ShawnKelfonne
Obviously I would use my divine powers to finally create the world's perfect sandwich.
metal mouth's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2008 16:40
metal mouth
I would use the hand of god to scratch my back.
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