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Win A Boy & His Blob, plus an art book, right now (day 3) photo

It's day three of the big, fat, wobbly, sexy, delicious, erotic A Boy & His Blob giveaway. Yet another day brings yet another copy of the game, plus a delightful art book, which we shall award to a lucky reader who can prove he's handy with the F5 key.

Tragy took yesterday's prize. I'll be collecting shipping details at the end of the week, so stick around on Friday for that! Once again, the bar's being raised for the third prize. Yesterday you needed 1,000 comments. Now you need 1,500. The poster of the 1,500th comment (who hasn't won yet, of course), will get a copy of A Boy & His Blob, plus an art book.

Remember, These games will be PAL version. Yes, while most of our contests unfortunately exclude Europeans, this contest will be shipping prizes from the UK! European readers finally get some payback! If you're in the US, you can still enter, but be warned that the game won't work on an NTSC Wii. Enter at your own risk.

You can comment as many times as you like, so feel free to increase your chances!

First to 1,500 wins! Good luck!


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GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:03
GamesAreArt
Shall
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:04
GamesAreArt
Europeans.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:04
manasteel88
stupid europeans always getting free stuff while us Americans have to sit out on the sidelines wanting just a taste of their glory.
captpudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:05
captpudge
Man i really wanted that artbook
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:05
GamesAreArt
Comments
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:06
Ganjookie
MESSES up GamesArtArt's word game
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:06
Ganjookie
MESSES up GamesArtArt's word game
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:06
GamesAreArt
@Ganjookie no you didn't
Warlock Vaati's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:08
Warlock Vaati
third try!
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:09
GamesAreArt
HARDER
Ghefly's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:10
Ghefly
It's European because all other continents suck.

Free Xbox 360
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:10
GamesAreArt
FASTER
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:10
Harris Hatsworth
Id just like an art book
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:10
GamesAreArt
STRONGER
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:10
GamesAreArt
BETTER
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:10
andycadaver
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:11
Ganjookie
MESSES up GamesArtArt's word game ?
Telephis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:11
Telephis
is it called a blob and his boy over there
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:11
GamesAreArt
@Ghefly STFU NOOB. Stop your advertising. WE DON'T NEED YOUR FREE XBOX SPAM. We would prefer the non-advertising spam here.
monochrome89's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:13
monochrome89
here we go again
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:13
GamesAreArt
MUST HELP PEOPLE WIN A BOY AND HIS BLOG
BiroBiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:13
BiroBiro
did I won yet??? ^^
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:13
Ganjookie
Voicemail, pagers
These are the things that robots carry
To get they hair done
Eyes made up
Difference effects to their bodies
Sometimes, too many to even know
The life of a robot

Yo, dont waste my time on the phone, girl Im goin to bed
That movie resteraunt you need cash that game is dead
I pull your wig off, you step back, you have a tantrum
I hold your rent money, contacts I hold for ransom
Cut off your phone bill, merecedes wrecked, in the mobil
Thats on the real deal, your credits off, how you feel?
Give me my meat back, now think back, you sing on four-track
Your mothers callin, for wic checks, she soundin wack
I bought your first food, high-class, you was rude
House with no heat on, with slippers on, you walkin nude
Back with your girlfriends I cancel banks stop your shoppin
You work with kneepads, you loose stiff on soul train poppin
Your head keep boppin, you face out, with purple tracin
I put you out, we can end this at the gas station
Lets do this now, not impressed, ima show you how

Chorus: kool keith (repeat 2x)

Im seein robots, passin by, everyday (Im seein robots!)
Im seein robots, lah lah lah lah lah lah

Im seein robots, passin by, everyday (Im seein robots!)
You drive in hollywood, long hair, buick regal
License in california, ids phony not illegal
Livin with roommates, you camp out, with paper plates
Broke panasonic speakers missin playin puff and mase
Clear up yo acne, girl what yo, how you act b
Call police up, tell them what? how you tried to smack me
Im movin thorough on the freeway callin you on three way
Watchin my back got your friends all on instant replay
You say you married sewed your weave in, yo wheres your ring at?
Interscope records got your demo girl, where you sing at?
Pull out your masters, your dats, all you have is cats
Pet little turtles in your bedroom, enough for headroom
Usin your restroom when, company come, thats your best room
I stay the dopest while you party hard, losin focus
Starin in mirrors combin hair, with the kids on welfare
I watch your mailbox like vietnam guerilla warfare
Thats not your real hair, rip credit cards, I dont care
Liposuction, jenny craig, is yo introduction
Volkswagen fog up, your dirty engine boo smog up
You hit the malls and, with chip phones, makin calls and
Im audi 5, yeah
rubberfishy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:14
rubberfishy
I wanna win :(
BiroBiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:14
BiroBiro
and now?
Draxxlith's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:14
Draxxlith
Go Euro-buddies, go!
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:14
GamesAreArt
A BOY AND HIS BLOG. A sad story about a boy starting a blog. He starts with a failtoid blog. Eventually he gets his blog quality up, and he gets posted on the front page.
monochrome89's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:15
monochrome89
@GamesAreArt
and through your noble efforts you'll probably end up winning (you scoundral)!
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:15
Ganjookie
I would have been completely dead had it not been for the Shark Man.
Shark Man? *chuckling*
Judging from his appearance, that's the most appropriate
name I could come up with for him.
I hate this kid.
This uhh... THING you're talking about.
It had the body of a shark, and the arms and face of a man?
That's the chap.
Holy jumping jackfish!
Intro Two: Mr. Gerbik
*moaning, growling*
Yes, you have met the dangerous 208 year-old Uncle of Dr. Octagon.
I myself Mr. Gerbik. Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.
Carrying a dead walrus. Check it.
Verse One: Mr. Gerbik
With my white eyes, gray hair, face is sky-blue yellow
Sideburns react, my skin is colored lilac
My skin turn orange and green in the limousine
People think I'm mixed with shark, drinking gasoline
Underwater I breathe and let loose on my sleeve
Walking down Hollywood Boulevard with a credit card
Three alligators behind me, feel my skin is hard
Transvestites, and people watch space parasites
I left his head in the store, legs in the street
Body in Wilcox, with blood dripping off my feet
L.A.P.D. through gray clouds couldn't see me
I first turned rainbow, closed my eyes, watch my brain glow
People got scared and ranned away they think I'm weird
I was born this way, halfsharkalligator
Is he weird??
Chorus: Mr. Gerbik *singing*
half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!
half-shark-alligator-half-man
Half man, half shark!
Verse Two: Mr. Gerbik
My vomit fluctuates, covers your skull like protoplasm
Lightning bugs turn pink, on my tongue catches spasms
Green elephants, I battle streets with a zebra
My mechanism is more than Dionne's psychic voodoo
African beads, snakeskins, cold script through you my medical passes
You can't see, with greedy glasses
Carbon dioxide, pour right through em with gases
My description dinosaur
I was made half-shark-half-man, my skin is like razor blades
Seven-oh-seven, Mr. Gerbik
Verbally no one change my thoughts, animals fly from Philly
My appetites more big it's time for wildabeasts
Adjust my skulls, seven eyes switch hydraulic scribbles
and shrimps, mack gorillas like a pimp
Half-shark-alligator-man
Chorus 2X
Verse Three: Mr. Gerbik
In my real world, orangutangs dance for Thanksgiving
With skeleton bones and skunk tails, is my mission
Holding backward raps to all my power packs
Babboons clap, and girl horses wanna hit the sack
We're too bold for ocean water, monkeys sniffin ice
Contact Jupiter pools Martians bring my rice
I'm out flyin with purple capes in the twilight
Oooh ooh ooh, tonight's the night
My oxygen region's, New York to California
Half shark alligator half man!
Outro: PBS Nature
It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through
the water plows while dragging two hundred and
fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile's teeth
are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through
skin. During all the hours the somber lay in the water,
but are unable to penetrate the deer's tough hide.
The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the
end, give up the struggle.
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:17
GamesAreArt
@Monochrome I shall stop posting near the end(last 150) because I don't have a PAL wii.
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:18
Ganjookie
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[robot's voice] Zero Nine El Que ready for report
[woman's voice] System, overload
[*Black Elvis*] The year 2005
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[*Black Elvis*] Are you ready on the right?
[woman's voice] System, overload
[*Black Elvis*] Ready on the left?
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] System, overload
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] System, overload
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning..
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}

[*Black Elvis*]
Blast full at ten, Keith still solo with no manager
Time clock out, studios, need to block out
Here's my number call me direct, get no feedback
No interviews, channel four, see me on the news
Erase your message walk streets with my cellular phone
Address you wonder, don't try to catch me home alone
Up seven o'clock, while you trying to find me on my block
I'm at the airport, you think I'm strange, boardin the plane
Turn off my pager, then quickly, relax my feet
Hotel Onion drinkin brew watchin Sesame Street
You thought you saw me with a wig on, at 7/11
Disguised like Shakespeare with blue chrome behind your ear
My George Washington robe, I still travel the globe
On Pan-Am airflights, I roll in cities after midnight
Stand in your lobby unsuspected, you get neglected
Traffic was hectic..

[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning..

[*Black Elvis*]
Order room service, transfer quick to Holiday Inn
Check out time nine o'clock, coat on, I'm on again
You comin so wack you sound like the _Bulworth_ soundtrack
I'm in the mall steady shoppin while you tryin to call
It's on my answering machine, to speak to me as a dream
Pacific Bell know him, the phone is off, and I'm well known
1-800 number, castle code see to summer
Extreme complicated businessman, can't be reached
No type of headquarters, deserted land, by the waters
Target my focus on, internal thinkin by myself
You catch the treatments hiatus like Sam on the shelf
Move out your zip code with U-Haul, watch you fall
Obtain five boxes callin Mayflower, every hour
You scratch your brain askin neighbors what, now you wonder

{+growl sound+}
[woman's voice] One, two, three, four, five
[*Black Elvis*] Who could that be?
[robot's voice] Xena
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}

[*Black Elvis*]
While you search lookin deep in your Rolodex, I flex, I tell the truth
When I'm serious you think I'm mysterious, drop rap in minutes
Become your problem like Dennis the Menace
Hold up your meetings papi, let's ? to the papparazzi
Unseen heard of your magazine got the nerve of a two-year old crayon writing
Talkin to y'all I'm decidin
Communication leads one step to aggravation
I got my ears closed, back to bookin my own shoes

Level seven eight nine - second dimension

[woman's voice] Stand by
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] Lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] Metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] Caution -- warning -- overload
[*Black Elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[woman's voice] System, overload
[woman's voice] All systems ready
[woman's voice] Enter voice authorization sample
[*Black Elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[woman's voice] Enter security access code
[woman's voice] Systems accessed
[*Black Elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[woman's voice] Access denied
[woman's voice] Activate
[*Black Elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[*Black Elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[*Black Elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[*Black Elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
Generic Purple Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:19
Generic Purple Turtle
how many give aways are there?
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:20
godkow
words are for squares
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:21
godkow
yet blank comments are boring
Ganjookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:21
Ganjookie
I'm doing this as hard as I can for my European friends
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:23
GamesAreArt
A BOY AND HIS BLOB IS BLATANTLY BETTER THEN CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2
GamesAreArt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/12/2009 12:23
GamesAreArt
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