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Will Wright loves the Spore porn, discusses possible console release photo

It's one of the laws of human nature, that the moment a man is given the ability to customize something, a big dong is what he'll customize it with. Thus it was with Spore's creature creator, as semi sentient genitals began popping up all over the Internet shortly after release. It should be a sad and sorry statement on society, but instead it's very funny, and if you're Will Wright, it's even impressive. Yep, Spore's creator and game design legend Will Wright actually praised the skillful way in which gamers are churning out filth.

"Some of it's really good for what they were shooting for," stated Wee Willy Wrighty. "It's amazingly explicit, especially when those creations are animated. We just have to make sure those people aren't messing up the experience for others."

So there you have it, your big bouncing bollocks with eyes has the blessing of Mr. Wright himself -- just keep your bollocks to yourself. Along with sharing his praise for the dirty Sporn, Wright also talked about possible console versions of Spore. While not suggesting they're in the works, or even that they're being considered, he suggested that if they were to appear, they would be tailored for each machine in question.

"Spore on almost any platform is going to be different and tied to the unique aspects of that platform," expounded the legendary designer. "Sitting in front of a console is very different from sitting in front of a PC. Whether you're using a mouse or a PS3 controller or a Wii wand, that right off the bat is arguing for a somewhat different design."


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Justice's Avatar
Justice at 08/27/2008 16:04
"It's amazingly explicit, especially when those creations are animated."

Will Wright is enjoying his virtual alien porn a bit too much methinks.
Timmeh's Avatar
Timmeh at 08/27/2008 16:08
I demand you desist with this butchering of the English language using words where the 's' has been replaced with a 'z'. It says 'customised' in my English dictionary of English words.

You heretic.
mix's Avatar
mix at 08/27/2008 16:16
Wii wand motion for controlling dongle movment would be a nice addition.
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savagesaladin at 08/27/2008 16:23
Its a well known fact that creatures have genitals. Why censor something so natural? When you see are beautiful horse galloping in an open field and its penis is flopping up and down do you get offended?

Ever watch Rome? Theres a drawing of a penis in every shot.
Shael's Avatar
Shael at 08/27/2008 16:24
Confirmed!Will Wright faps to Sporn!
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mix at 08/27/2008 16:25
...When you see are beautiful horse galloping in an open field and its penis is flopping up and down do you get offended.....

That was the BEST thing I have ever read!

EVER!
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Holyetheline at 08/27/2008 16:27
What a perv.
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Superfluous Moniker at 08/27/2008 16:43
Crap, the mainstream media is gonna get a hold of this and have a fucking field day...
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 08/27/2008 16:54
Rule 34 strikes again!!!
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randombullseye at 08/27/2008 16:55
You can make pornography in Spore? BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
Cube's Avatar
Cube at 08/27/2008 18:49
Will wright is the man.
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Faith at 08/27/2008 18:50
Will Wright is God and God loves Sporn
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GohanGVO at 08/27/2008 20:17
Sporn cosplay is hereby deemed the 'new hotness.'
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Alexradl at 08/27/2008 21:44
Hardcore sporn. Fap fap fap.
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MechaMonkey at 08/27/2008 21:57
Will Wright is a kind and great man.
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Kaspar at 08/28/2008 14:45
Two weeks after Spore's launch there's going to be a HUGE scandal, that involves some 10 year old playing the game with his mom and seeing a planet full on penis-monsters, as the creatures in the games universe are created by all the users.

Haha, an AO rating for Spore - I can't wait.
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AgentMOO at 09/10/2008 11:24
I'm hoping that Will Wright is able to squeak by with this bit of honesty without getting picked up by the sensationalist media. I find this whole situation hilarious.
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The-Excel at 04/10/2009 09:12
He knows he isn't able to stop it so he may as well criticize it like everything else.
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