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Wiitards have no case!!!

12:44 PM on 12.21.2006   |   Colette Bennett

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Looks like Wiitards are screwed. Despite the ridiculous determination of lawyers to try to find a way to blame Nintendo for people's inability to firmly hold a controller and move around simultaneously, the argument seems to be failing. 1Up featured Nintendo's offical press statement in response to the allegations yesterday, which reads as follows:

"We believe the lawsuit to be completely without merit. Nintendo has a long tradition of delivering high-quality products and excellent customer service, and we take all reports from our customers seriously."

"At the time we became aware of the lawsuit, we had already taken appropriate steps to reinforce with consumers the proper use of the Wii Remote and had made stronger replacement wrist straps available. This suit has had no effect on those efforts."

Clearly Nintendo has been around long enough to know how to cover their proverbial asses. Dumbasses of the world may have to refocus their energy on a slightly more vulnerable target. On the other hand, the tongue in cheek instruction manuals that Nintendo has distributed in Japan make me think that they find the Wiitards are very funny indeed. I have no doubt they're laughing all the way to the bank. Ho ho! Stupid Americans!








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Colette Bennett is a Destructoid features editor from New Orleans, Louisiana. She is also a founding member of Destructoid's sister sites Tomopop, a toy lover's blog and Japanator, our anime site. Likes Nintendo DS, NES, Silent Hill series, Rhythm games, RPGs Meet the rest of the team



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Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 13:56
Niero
Wiitard is such a powerful word. I love the sensation
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 14:00
JamesSorensen
ya they are idiots, i have said that since the first incident, but hey if it happened to me, i'd at least try to get new tv or whatever broke repaired from them... as for additional money who knows...

but the lawsuit is with merit, especially since they admitted fault with recall.... now is it worth a lot of money to the people filing suit, no
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 14:00
Toneman
It's definitely better than PS3tard and 360tard.
SgtBilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 14:15
SgtBilbo
Money-hungry lawyers strike again!

Someone grab the hose and a howler monkey...we're going to war!
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 14:16
monosylabik
but thats what makes them idiots...the fact they want to get repremanded for something they did to thier own television..you know what if people are this wiitarded(hehe) then someone should just start issuing licenses to play this system
Pistolaero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 14:22
Pistolaero
This is another one of those "I fucked up but I want someone else to pay for it" occasions.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 14:30
BahamutZero
nintendo has a decidedly "un0kiddy" attitude when you start fucking with their money. they have pWned many a legal n00b in court before.
GatsuTheBerserker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 14:34
GatsuTheBerserker
This is like the case of the fat woman suing McDonalds because she got fat. I would THINK some people could learn to keep a 3 feet diameter (or more) away from the person SWINGING the remote. Wiitards is the correct term for these people.
Chris Taran's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 14:50
Chris Taran
JamesSorensen:
"but the lawsuit is with merit, especially since they admitted fault with recall...."

Where are you getting your information? They admitted no fault and there has never been a recall. I'd love to see you materialize some links to these statements.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 15:00
BluDesign
I'd bet nintendo learned to keep a good legal team on call after the whole Donkey Kong/King Kong fiasco.
SubOrbital's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 15:54
SubOrbital
Let me guess, in which country are lawsuits trying to be made against Nintendo? No wonder Japan are laughing, they think the wiitards are hilarious. What next? Sue tennis racket makers when someone accidentally lets go of their racket? Wiitards give Wii a bad name.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 15:56
Joseph Leray
Silly gaijin.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2006 21:13
Aaron Mxy Yost
I think the last time Nintendo lost in court, the penalty was issuing $5 coupons off the purchase of a NES title... which meant they sold more games for their system. :)
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